Stories by @thepinkmenace

The Amazing Spider-Man

"The greatest movie I never made." - James Cameron

Once on This Island

I'm just going to use this time to say this: Disney should've made this instead of the live action Little Mermaid remake.

Six

Divorced. Beheaded. Died. Divorced. Beheaded. Survived

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: League of Nations

Set twenty years after the events of the first movie, a resurrected Allan Quaterman joins a new League formed by John Watson with team members from all across the world.

Clue

When the mysterious Mr. Boddy turns up dead at his own dinner party, everyone's a suspect! Miss Scarlett, Colonel Mustard, Mrs. Peacock, Professor Plum-all the familiar faces from the famous board game are back, plus some new ones like Dr. Orchid, Detective Ochre, and Senator White. But will Boddy's body be the last to fall, or is it just the beginning? All the fun of the classic board game with a modern twist!

Dracula

"If you had lived for centuries, would you go weak at the knees at a picture of a dull clerk's fiancée and lock yourself away in a gloomy castle? I wouldn't. I've come up with a reason why Dracula would want to live forever." - Ken Russell

Women in the Dark

An FBI agent stumbles upon a series of crimes. Beautiful women are being ripped apart and put back together all wrong. She tracks the killer down and finds out it's a monster. The FBI doesn't like hearing it's an unkillable monster, so she gets fired and is called crazy. She starts going to group therapy with a group of survivors of unexplainable events.

Dracula

“The blood is the life!”

Watchmen

"Christ almighty, it's the goddamned Watchmen!"

Batman: Year One

"Toss out everything you can imagine about Batman! Everything! We're starting completely anew." - Darren Aronofsky

Rent

"No day but today"

The Dark Knight Returns

“This should be agony. I should be a mass of aching muscle. Broken, spent, unable to move. And were I an older man, I surely would. But I'm a man of thirty, of twenty again. The rain on my chest is a baptism. I'm born again. "