Stories by @thepinkmenace
72 stories

My Adventures with the Bat-Family
Being a father can't be harder than being Batman, right? Batman needs a break. But with new vigilante Duke Thomas moving into Wayne Manor and an endless supply of adopted, fostered, and biological superhero children to manage, Bruce Wayne is going to have his hands full.

Daredevil Noir
Prohibition-era Hell's Kitchen is Kingpin territory, and until now, his only problem has been the masked vigilante known as Daredevil. When gangster Orville Halloran arrives on the scene, fresh from a stretch in Sing Sing and eager to stretch his wings, Hell's about to get hotter. For P.I. Foggy Nelson and his loyal assistant Matt Murdock, it all starts when a desperate woman comes to their office with an irresistible story about her and Halloran. To Foggy, she's a client - to Murdock, she's enough to make Halloran Daredevil's next target. But Murdock is about to find out that half-truths are poison truths, and that the Kitchen is full of history that will put him on a collision course with both the old Kingpin and the man who wants to replace him.

Superman: Red Son
“I offered them Utopia, but they fought for the right to live in Hell.”

Superman: Champion
The story of Clark Kent, a boy from Kansas who just wanted to do the right thing... and succeeded.

Daredevil '73
“I have shown him that a man without hope is a man without fear.”

Jack Kirby's Batman
"Is this a question anyone's been asking or been haunted by?" - Alex Ross

Batman: Creature of the Night
"I remember floating somewhere dark, but warm. And I wasn't alone. There was someone. Someone else"

Superman V: Man of Tomorrow
Away in the big city, people still sometimes glance up hopefully from the sidewalks, glimpsing a distant speck in the sky... but no: it's only a bird, only a plane.

Creature from the Black Lagoon
And his eyes, alive, not simply blank fish eyes, but more human, glowing with cunning, emotion, intelligence.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: NYC
"We strike hard and fade away into the night."

The Case
In 1940s New York, a detective named Hank sets out to bring a demented serial killer called "The Gemini Killer" to justice.

The Batman Complex
"You do the movie cheap, in film noir style. Make Batman the dark knight, something Tim Burton didn't even do. You start at Alfred's burial, with a Sam Spade film noir narrator, talking to this death figure standing there that only he sees. Go into the first big action set with Robin and he gets killed." - George Clooney.

The Tomb of Dracula
Picture it, it's the 1970s and Hammer is trying to recoup after the negative reception of Scars of Dracula. After catching wind of a Marvel comic series starring the famous vampire, a perfect opportunity for a reboot came into their heads. They decide to team up with a young up-and-coming American director and take the series in a new direction, although Christopher Lee is not happy with it.

Spider-Man Noir
"The monsters are always with us. But that's okay because there are always good guys too, and when all is said and done, good guys always win."

Superman: Secret Identity
"The world is changing I used to feel so alone, so isolated. Like an alien on my own home planet. I have a good life, friends, family. But still there was no one else like me. No one who could truly understand."

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
“There is no place like home.”

James Gunn's Spider-Man
Twenty-year-old college student Peter Parker also known as the spectacular, the amazing, and friendly neighbor Spider-Man faces an all-new challenge as he takes on an old foe in the Shocker and a group of B-List villains including a new villain named Boomerang. Now Peter must balance his life in college along with his Spider-Man duties to stop this team of villains.

Batman Beyond
"I am Batman."

Cabaret
"We have no troubles here!"

Spider-Man: Blue
"The title sequence of the movie that I was going to do was going to be a ten-minute music video, an opera, which was going to be the one shot that took you through the entire Peter Parker backstory. Bit by a radioactive spider, the death of Uncle Ben, the loss of Mary Jane, and then the movie was going to begin with Peter meeting Gwen Stacy. It was a very different thing; it wasn't the teenager story. It was much more of the guy who's settled into being a freak." - David Fincher