Stories by @seagullfish23
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The Legend of Drizzt: Homeland
Menzoberranzan is a dark place in a world already known for its darkness, the Underdark of Faerûn. A society ruled by the matriarchal followers of the evil spider-goddess, Lloth, a boy meant for sacrifice is born into one of the city's ruling families. When luck and circumstance collude to spare his life, he is thrown into a family that is quite unlike the soul with which he is born. Given to his father for training as a family soldier and pawn, Drizzt Do'Urden soon finds a kindred spirit in the man who is more mentor and friend to him than anyone who he will meet for years to come. Even that small blessing is about to be taken away...

Snow Crash
The novel beings in a dystopian future California where the U.S. government has abandoned virtually all its functions to private franchise corporations and the landscape is dotted with autonomous quasi-national city-state suburbs. Hiro Protagonist is delivering pizza for the Mafia. A brilliant hacker, Hiro has trouble working jobs that require restraint and cooperation. He carries samurai swords because he feels people fail to take him seriously enough when he carries guns. He is given a critically late pizza and wrecks his car trying to cut through a neighborhood rather than bring down the consequences of a late pizza upon himself and the mob. A 15-year-old courier who calls herself Y.T. offers to finish his delivery for him, thus earning a favor from both Hiro and the Mafia.

The Jerk 1979 Remake
A simpleminded, sheltered country boy suddenly decides to leave his family home to experience life in the big city, where his naivete is both his best friend and his worst enemy.

The Twelve Chairs 1970 Remake
In 1920s Soviet Russia, a fallen aristocrat, a priest and a con artist search for a treasure of jewels hidden inside one of twelve dining chairs, lost during the revolution.

1941 1979 Remake
Hysterical Californians prepare for a Japanese invasion in the days after Pearl Harbor.

The Mandalorian And Grogu
Once a lone bounty hunter, Mandalorian Din Djarin and his apprentice Grogu embark on an exciting new Star Wars adventure. PRE-PRODUCTION Expected May 22, 2026

I Wanna Hold Your Hand 1978 Remake
In 1964, six teenagers from New Jersey run off to see The Beatles perform on The Ed Sullivan Show (1948) in the hope of meeting their idols. However, they don't have tickets. Along the way, they learn new things about friendship and growing up.

Kelly's Heroes 1970 Remake
Kelly's Heroes (1970) A group of U.S. soldiers sneaks across enemy lines to get their hands on a secret stash of Nazi treasure. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065938/plotsummary?item=po0942713

Silent Movie 1976 Remake
A film director and his strange friends struggle to produce the first major silent feature film in forty years.

Murder By Death 1976 Remake
Five famous literary detective characters and their sidekicks are invited to a bizarre mansion to solve an even stranger mystery.

Run Silent Run Deep 1958 Remake
A U.S. sub commander, obsessed with sinking a certain Japanese ship, butts heads with his first officer and crew.

Queen Of Blood 1966 Remake
The year is 1990. An alien species makes contact with Earth through radio transmissions. After astronauts from earth venture to the planet, they find one - a female, who's mute. As they transport her back to earth, one by one, the male crew members die. It's too late when they realise she needs their blood to survive.

The Voyage Of Ilse Witch
Set 130 years after the events of the Heritage of Shannara series, the Free-born and the Federation are still at war. The story follows a quest organized by Walker Boh, the last surviving Shannara Druid. Thirty years before the story begins, the Elven prince Kael Elessedil led an expedition in search of a legendary magic which was said to be the most ancient and powerful in the world. At the beginning of the narrative, Kael is found floating in the sea of the Blue Divide; a map is found with him, covered with mysterious symbols. Walker is the only man who can read them. But there is another: the Ilse Witch, a beautiful but twisted young woman who is as practiced in magic as Walker himself. She will stop at nothing to possess the map and the magic it leads to. To stop her, Walker must find the magic first. Thus begins the voyage of the sleek, swift airship, the Jerle Shannara. The company chosen by Walker must fly into the face of unknown terrors while the Ilse Witch and her dark allies pursue.

Spinning Silver
Plot Unknown

Vampire: The Masquerade
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Killer Klowns From Outer Space 1988 Remake
Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town.

Hobgoblins 1988 Remake
A young security guard must track down diminutive aliens who kill people even as they make their fantasies come true.

Ghoulies 1985 Remake
A young man and his girlfriend move into an old mansion home, where he becomes possessed by a desire to control ancient demons.

Gremlins 3
A sequel to Gremlins (1984) about cute little creatures that transform into uncontrollable monsters.

Xtro 1982 Remake
An alien creature impregnates a woman who gives birth to a man who was abducted by aliens three years ago. The man reconnects with his wife and son for a sinister purpose.