Stories by @seagullfish23

Three Amigos! 1986 Remake

Three actors accept an invitation to a Mexican village to perform their onscreen bandit fighter roles, unaware that it is the real thing.

Tom Horn 1980 Remake

An ex-army scout is hired by ranchers to kill cattle rustlers but he gets into trouble with the corrupt local officials when he's suspected of killing a boy.

Crescent City

Bryce Quinlan finds herself in another world, and all she wants is to get back to Midgard, and back to Hunt. She has to decide who she can trust, and hope that she can find a way back home. At the same time, Hunt finds himself back where he never wanted to be; the Asteri dungeons. All he can think about is where Bryce is, and if she is safe; however, he cannot do anything in the hands of the Asteri unless he escapes. Now that they know the truth about the Asteri, the future of Midgard is up to them.

All Souls

When historian Diana Bishop opens a bewitched alchemical manuscript in Oxford's Bodleian Library, it represents an unwelcome intrusion of magic into her carefully ordinary life. Though descended from a long line of witches, she is determined to remain untouched by her family's legacy.

Strangers On A Train 1951 Remake

A psychopathic man tries to forcibly persuade a tennis star to agree to his theory that two strangers can get away with murder by submitting to his plan to kill the other's most-hated person.

The Witchlands

As diplomats and royalty converge from across the Witchlands for a Truce Summit in Veñaza City, Safiya fon Hasstrel and her Threadsister Iseult det Midenzi hold up the wrong thrice-damned carriage north of town. Instead of the guy who’d stolen their savings, they find themselves facing a Bloodwitch who sniffs out Safi’s rare magic: the ability to tell truth from lie.

A Master Of Djinn

In 1912 Cairo, Fatma el-Sha'arawi serves as an agent for the Ministry of Alchemy, Enchantments, and Supernatural Entities and has recently been recognized for thwarting a malevolent scheme—a story recounted in the prequel novelette A Dead Djinn in Cairo. The Hermetic Brotherhood of Al-Jahiz, mainly composed of Englishmen who admire Al-Jahiz—a Sudanese mystic who reintroduced magic to the world around forty years ago—suffers a brutal attack when a man donning a golden mask murders its members during a meeting. Fatma is tasked with finding the murderer and resolving the case. With assistance from her new Ministry partner, Hadia Abdel Hafez, and her lover, Siti—a Sekhmet devotee and informant linked to the clandestine followers of the Egyptian pantheon—Fatma follows a trail of clues and leads throughout Cairo and its environs pursuing the gold-masked assailant who proclaims to be Al-Jahiz himself supposedly returned to the world.

The Priory of the Orange Tree

The House of Berethnet has ruled Inys for a thousand years. Still unwed, Queen Sabran the Ninth must conceive a daughter to protect her realm from destruction – but assassins are getting closer to her door.

Brave New World

The novel opens in the World State city of London in AF (After Ford) 632 (AD 2540 in the Gregorian calendar), where citizens are engineered through artificial wombs and childhood indoctrination programmes into predetermined classes (or castes) based on intelligence and labour. Lenina Crowne, a hatchery worker, is popular and sexually desirable, but Bernard Marx, a psychologist, is not. He is shorter in stature than the average member of his high caste, which gives him an inferiority complex. His work with sleep-learning allows him to understand, and disapprove of, his society's methods of keeping its citizens peaceful, which includes their constant consumption of a soothing, happiness-producing drug called "soma". Courting disaster, Bernard is vocal and arrogant about his criticisms, and his boss contemplates exiling him to Iceland because of his nonconformity. His only friend is Helmholtz Watson, a gifted writer who finds it difficult to use his talents creatively in their pain-free society.

Hell Boats 1970 Remake

An American commander, serving under the British Royal Navy in 1942, is assigned to blockade the island of Malta and told to formulate a plan to destroy the Nazi arsenal in Sicily.

Slaughterhouse-Five 1972 Remake

Billy Pilgrim has mysteriously become unstuck in time. He goes on an uncontrollable trip back and forth from his birth in New York to life on a distant planet and back again to the horrors of the 1945 fire-bombing of Dresden.

Mr. Klein 1976 Remake

In German-occupied Paris, an immoral art dealer, Robert Klein, leads a life of luxury, until a copy of a Jewish newspaper brings him to the attention of the police, linking him with a mysterious doppelgänger. Will Mr. Klein clear his name?

The Gate 1987 Remake

Kids left home alone accidentally unleash a horde of malevolent demons from a mysterious hole in their suburban backyard.

Little Shop of Halloween Horrors

A reboot of 1960 horror comedy, Little Shop of Horrors.

Thundercats Live Action

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The Fly 1986 Remake

A brilliant but eccentric scientist begins to transform into a giant man/fly hybrid after one of his experiments goes horribly wrong.

The Legend of Drizzt: Homeland

Menzoberranzan is a dark place in a world already known for its darkness, the Underdark of Faerûn. A society ruled by the matriarchal followers of the evil spider-goddess, Lloth, a boy meant for sacrifice is born into one of the city's ruling families. When luck and circumstance collude to spare his life, he is thrown into a family that is quite unlike the soul with which he is born. Given to his father for training as a family soldier and pawn, Drizzt Do'Urden soon finds a kindred spirit in the man who is more mentor and friend to him than anyone who he will meet for years to come. Even that small blessing is about to be taken away...

Snow Crash

The novel beings in a dystopian future California where the U.S. government has abandoned virtually all its functions to private franchise corporations and the landscape is dotted with autonomous quasi-national city-state suburbs. Hiro Protagonist is delivering pizza for the Mafia. A brilliant hacker, Hiro has trouble working jobs that require restraint and cooperation. He carries samurai swords because he feels people fail to take him seriously enough when he carries guns. He is given a critically late pizza and wrecks his car trying to cut through a neighborhood rather than bring down the consequences of a late pizza upon himself and the mob. A 15-year-old courier who calls herself Y.T. offers to finish his delivery for him, thus earning a favor from both Hiro and the Mafia.

The Jerk 1979 Remake

A simpleminded, sheltered country boy suddenly decides to leave his family home to experience life in the big city, where his naivete is both his best friend and his worst enemy.

The Twelve Chairs 1970 Remake

In 1920s Soviet Russia, a fallen aristocrat, a priest and a con artist search for a treasure of jewels hidden inside one of twelve dining chairs, lost during the revolution.