Stories by @ckelly2430

We're Screwed

Jonas, a delivery driver, doesn't have focus. His friends, defiant Sarah and crude slacker Bobby, are the same. Forced to accompany Sarah's brother Kenny the group go into a legendary abandoned route, unknowingly awakening something dark. With Kenny infected by an ancient evil Jonas, Sarah and Bobby must prevent horrific murder on a grand scale while being caught in the middle of both a stern agent and her rookie partner looking to contain the danger that's coming, and an arrogant tech billionaire who thinks he can control it.

God Loves Us

More than anything, Peter wants to truly connect with God to help people. What seems like a better life takes a sharp turn once under the supervision of Eddie, a grizzled nihilist of the cloth. A tip puts Peter into two unexpected situations, his old crush Lexi now being a stripper, and Lexi's claim of being targeted by demonic activity. Realizing something greater Peter, Eddie and Lexi are put together to prevent the nefarious plot of centuries old cultist Claudio.

Don't F*ck Paul

As Mark is about to be married to the beautiful and confident Jordan, his best man Tyler and the other groomsmen have a wild bachelor party. During that night awkward unlucky Paul gets lucky, but once the wedding arrives comes down with an STD that awakens something dangerous inside. Realizing Paul is acting on deranged bloodlust Mark and Tyler must keep him contained to ensure a wonderful day.

Let's Kill Chris Stevens

Years later, Justine still struggles with the death of her sister, who had fallen under the negative influence of popstar Chris Stevens. Realizing Chris is attempting to get away with what he's caused by claiming to be born again, Justine declares her vengeance on Chris. Once she leaves to enact it however she finds an unlikely ally who wants in: Chris' resentful former agent Lee.

Death of an Auteur

Ten years ago James directed a film fresh out of high school, and it’s haunted him ever since. Wanting to avoid a comeback or the spotlight James spends most of his time arguing with Pierre, the successful yet imaginary version of himself he can’t seem to escape. James is forced into the director’s chair once again however after being abducted by a powerful and dangerous man desperate to get his screenplay out there. Thrust into a world of dueling visions, damaging stars, and a tight budget James is forced to contend with a chaotic set and the increasing fall of his manageable life.

People Who Should do Bob's Burgers

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Ben Says Goodbye

A man wakes up to find the horrifically mutilated corpse of his father, and his attempts to hide it are interrupted by friends and neighbors.

Get Them!

After Mike and his best friend Bobby rescue Mike's crush Lily from a sinister date the three find themselves pursued by an unprepared hitman, a socially aware kingpin, and the terrifying duo of Lily's spurned psychopathic lover and his controlling mother.

Liz, Cole, Demons

Both approaching 30, both fired, best friends and roommates Liz and Cole make a pact to make things better. After a drunken night the two wake up under the consequences of their actions, escapee of Hell Elza in their living room. Once they adjust to Elza's reckless and chaotic behavior the two realize the bigger problem of demonic enforcer Balgore on a bloodthirsty path to bring Elza back.

Pieces

A fading starlet is abducted by a desperate photographer who intends to cut apart and sell her body.

Him (2015)

A young athlete descends into a world of terror when he's invited to train with a legendary champion whose charisma curdles into something darker.

Weekend of Willa

Having just turned 18 and as a result being trusted to stay home for the weekend David faces one thing standing between himself and a profession to crush Piper, his brother Eric. Realizing Eric has no intent of respecting David or his boundaries David decides to take him out for a drive in his dad's car, only to hit the mysterious Willa. Once things get settled a hospital is ruled out for one reason: Willa is a werewolf. With the full moon days away David decides to let Willa stay over until his parents arrive, and a bizarre bond, threatened only by Willa's disgruntled ex Trent, blooms.

Consequences

A group of actors attempt a simple bar trip after a horror convention, but a car breakdown forces them into the home of a devout religious woman who intends to punish them for their wicked films.

Krazy House

When Russian workers in Bernie’s house turn out to be wanted criminals, Bernie has to man up and save his ’90s sitcom family.

The Third

A meek and reserved young woman, wanting to be more adventurous, agrees to be a wealthy couple's "third", only to discover their nighttime hobby as serial killers.

I Saw Evil’s Grin

News channel intern Riley desperately wants a shot at real stardom, but is stuck under the obnoxious Dale Papperman, who refuses to leave. Swallowing her pride she's given a puff piece with rising influencer PrettyBoyChris, but is intrigued by his idea of breaking into the house of legendary rocker Syd Black. Once the two arrive they realize the slowly deteriorating Syd has taken a captive, and are dragged into a horrifying oddyssey of concept tracks, hallucinogens, and human sacrifice.

Weapons

When all but one child from the same class mysteriously vanish on the same night at exactly the same time, a community is left questioning who or what is behind their disappearance.

Dangerous Animals (2015)

A savvy and free-spirited surfer is abducted by a shark-obsessed serial killer. Held captive on his boat, she must figure out how to escape before he carries out a ritualistic feeding to the sharks below.

New Nard

A man must finally stand up to his toxic slacker roommate, who is currently possessed and going on a vicious murder spree.

Gore Guy

Maxine and Miriam, best friends and aspiring filmmakers, have spent their lives looking for the big break amidst hundreds of crappy shot on iPhone projects. Once a film festival arrives they seize the chance to make it big and get out of their small town, only to have to adjust their vision once they realize the presence of a horror legend means the festival prioritizes schlock and blood. Things go smoother once they accept help from charming butcher and effects contributor Tim, but a string of grisly murders makes Maxine suspect Tim to be a vicious bloodsucker.