Stories by @Jeshisthename

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝕡𝕚𝕔 𝕠𝕗 𝔾𝕚𝕝𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕙

Animated in the same style and vein as Dreamworks Animation Studios’ 2D animated works, The Epic of Gilgamesh follows Gilgamesh, an arrogant and tyrannical king of Uruk as the death of his beloved friend prompts him to embark on a perilous journey to find immortality.

ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴏʟᴇ

Suburban Seattle, the mid-1970s. We learn from the out-set that a strange plague has descended upon the area's teenagers, transmitted by sexual contact. The disease is manifested in any number of ways—from the hideously grotesque to the subtle (and concealable)—but once you've got it, that's it. There's no turning back.

Recasting Zachary Levi

Zachary Levi has become something of a meme lately so…. Screw it What if all of Zachary Levi wasn’t available for any of the roles he was cast as. Who would be the next best fit?

The Music Man {But With YouTubers}

Imagine an adaptation of The Music Man in which all of the characters are played by YouTubers.

Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea

In 1868, a monster is terrorizing the seas, sinking ships! Three unlikely companions board a warship in search of the beast, only to find out the hard way it is an engine of destruction: a submarine boat. The trio is captured by the vessel's commander, Captain Nemo, and accompany him on a journey of adventure and discovery as the Nautilus and her occupants travel some 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

A Chorus Line

A director is casting dancers for a large production. Large numbers of hopefulls audition, hoping to be selected. Throughout the day, more and more people are eliminated, and the competition gets harder. Eventually, approximately a dozen dancers must compete for a few spots, each hoping to impress the director with their dancing skill. But, is this really what the director is looking for?

Felix the Cat: The Movie

In another dimension, the villainous scientist Duke of Zill, with the help of his mechanical, geometric army, takes over the Land of Oriana, prompting Felix the Cat to save its princess and restore order once again.

Who should be a guest star on The Muppet Show?

If The Muppet Show ever got a proper reboot, who would you most like to see be a potential guest star (extra credit goes to whoever comments or posits the sort of acts/ songs they would perform during their appearance.)

TᕼE ᑕᖇᑌᑕIᗷᒪE

A small group of teen girls in 1692 Salem, Massachusetts caught in an innocent conjuring of love potions to catch young men are forced to tell lies that Satan had invaded them and forced them to participate in the rites and are then forced to name those involved. Thrown into the mix are greedy preachers and other major landowners trying to steal others' land and one young woman infatuated with a married man and determined to get rid of his innocent wife. Arthur Miller wrote the events and the subsequent trials where those who demanded their innocence were executed, those who would not name names were incarcerated and tortured, and those who admitted their guilt were immediately freed as a parable of the Congressional Communist witch hunts led by Senator Joe McCarthy in 1950's America.

Recasting Awkwafina

Imagine if you will, a world where one of the most dunked on voices in recent years is unavailable for any of the roles she’s been cast as. Who would be the next best choice?

𝕋𝕣𝕦𝕖 𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖

“What, he asked himself, does it mean to ‘hit me baby, one more time?’”

𝓛𝓲𝓷𝓴: 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓕𝓪𝓬𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓔𝓿𝓲𝓵

Ganon and his minions have seized the peaceful island of Koridai and imprisoned Zelda. Only Link can defeat Ganon. To do so, he must conquer the hideous faces of evil... each more diabolic than the one before. Against all odds, Zelda must be freed and Koridai returned to harmony.

𝒵𝑒𝓁𝒹𝒶: 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒲𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝒢𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓃

When King Harkinian vanishes on a mission to save Gamelon, Link takes off to rescue him. But soon, Link is also missing, and Zelda must free them both from their evil captors.

𝓡𝓸𝓫𝓲𝓷 𝓗𝓸𝓸𝓭

Robin Hood is a heroic outlaw, who is setting out to free his impoverished village from Prince John and the corrupt Sheriff of Nottingham. Luckily, Robin has his faithful friend and sidekick Little John to help him on his heists by stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, but Robin still longs to have Maid Marian's hand in marriage. This will ultimately prove to be a difficult task for Robin, because the childish Prince wants the outlaw arrested. But the villagers still won't tolerate the Prince's tyranny any further or the Sheriff constantly swindling them. In order to save the village from being ruined and get King Richard back to reclaim his rightful place on the throne, Robin and Little John decide to take a stand against Prince John and the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Ｊｅｓｕｓ Ｃｈｒｉｓｔ Ｓｕｐｅｒｓｔａｒ

Based on a concept album project written by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice, and the subsequent long-running Broadway performance, this film tells the story of the final 6 days in the life of Jesus Christ through the troubled eyes of Judas Iscariot. Too often mis-labeled a musical, this film is a "rock opera." There are no spoken lines, everything is sung.

𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕪 𝕄𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕟 𝕄𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕖

In New York City during the Roaring Twenties, would-be flapper Millie Dillmount's self-appointed mission to marry her boss is complicated by white slavers and true love.

IF {1980s Edition}

A young girl who goes through a difficult experience begins to see everyone's imaginary friends who have been left behind as their real-life friends have grown up.

ℍ𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕝 𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕖

The deranged cavalcades of a schizophrenic clay sculptor, a libidinous food critic, and a nonagenarian doll collector crossover in a seedy two-star hotel within Beverly Hills' criminal underbelly.

𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞

A slice of life chronicle of the high school experience of James Chapman, a fourteen year old idealist who gradually comes into his own over the course of four years.

Diary of An Oxygen Thief

A film adaptation of the infamous Oxygen Thief Diaries about a nameless Irish advertising executive living in London who wrestles with his emotionally abusive tendencies and the culture shock he faces upon traveling to America.