Stories by @Jeshisthename

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞

A neurotic music enthusiast suspects a dark conspiracy is brewing among a young woman and her friends after being caught up in a traumatic incident with them one night.

Ｉ Ｈａｖｅ Ｎｏ Ｍｏｕｔｈ， Ａｎｄ Ｉ Ｍｕｓｔ Ｓｃｒｅａｍ

The story is set against the backdrop of World War III, where a sentient supercomputer named AM, born from the merging of the world's major defense computers, eradicates humanity except for five individuals. These survivors—Benny, Gorrister, Nimdok, Ted, and Ellen—are kept alive by AM to endure endless torture as a form of revenge against its creators. The story unfolds through the eyes of Ted, the narrator, detailing their perpetual misery and quest for canned food in AM's vast, underground complex, only to face further despair.

𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕄𝕖𝕟

An aging group of former band mates reunite for a final benefit concert where they face numerous personal and widespread tribulations.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗘

The lives of a high school senior and countless others are inextricably changed by an astronomical event at the dawn of a new decade. Propelling him deeper into an existential hellscape of unthinkable proportions.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐀𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭

When the elusive Pink Panther diamond is stolen just after a group of kidnappers demanded it’s exchange for an Italian heiress, the hapless son of Inspector Jacques Clouseau sets out to apprehend the thief responsible and the ransomers in so doing.

Walt Disney’s Moonrise Kingdom

Imagine if you will, a 1960s live action iteration of Wes Anderson’s 2012 summer classic: Moonrise Kingdom.

ꪇꪊꫀꫀ᥅ {2004}

William Lee, an American expat and heroin addict in Mexico City, spends his days almost entirely alone, except for a few contacts with other members of the small American community he lives in. His encounter with Eugene Allerton, an expat former soldier, makes him believe it might finally be possible to establish an intimate connection with somebody.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘 𝕿𝖗𝖊𝖊

In this reimagining of the horrifically awful 1991 special of the same name, a hapless brother and sister move into an orphanage led by the malicious Mrs. Mavilda.

Arcane: (Worst Possible Version)

Just as the title says, I want y’all to think of the worst possible cast for the smash-hit Netflix Animated series Arcane.

𝗖𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗹 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘂𝘀

After a college football game is interrupted by a nearby explosion, a seasoned detective and a police officer are thrown into a citywide race against the clock when a domestic terrorist claims that a series of explosives placed around town are awaiting detonation.

Rising Around the Sun

A hard working Nigerian man with auspicious dreams is transported to New York where he becomes an au pair for a midtown foster family.

The Mouse and His Child

A pair of mechanical toy mice discarded after their purchase from a toy store embark on a quest to become self-winding; all while evading a malicious rat.

𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐲

During the height of the 2021 arctic snap, a chaplain and his associates hunker down in a rooming house awaiting further instructions from their polity elders, where they’re confronted by their own misgivings and the darknesses that founded their faith.

Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends

Imagine if you will a live-action sequel film/ series continuation of Cartoon Network’s iconic series in which Mac, on the cusp of his thirties, revisits Foster’s Home and encounters all of his beloved friends once more. What would that be like? Pretty cool I hope.

Show Boat

When Julie LaVerne and her husband Steve Baker are forced to leave the showboat Cotton Blossom, their places are taken by Magnolia Hawks, the Captain's daughter, and Gaylord Ravenal, a gambler. Magnolia and Ravenal fall in love, marry, leave the boat and move to Chicago, where they live off Ravenal's earnings from gambling. After they go broke Gay feels guilty and leaves Magnolia, not knowing she is pregnant.

The Tanner Seasons

A glimpse into the lives of a white supremacist and his two sons as they spend their Spring and Summer socializing and prepping for a future disaster.

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 ℭ𝔞𝔲𝔩𝔡𝔯𝔬𝔫

Centuries ago, in the land of Prydain, a young man named Taran is given the task of protecting Hen Wen, a magical oracular pig, who knows the location of the mystical black cauldron. This is not an easy task, for The Evil Horned King will stop at nothing to get the cauldron.

Wait Until Dark

A recently blinded woman is terrorized by a trio of thugs while they search for a heroin-stuffed doll they believe is in her apartment.

Ｊｏｋｅｒ

The Joker has been mysteriously released from Arkham Asylum, and he's none to happy about what's happened to his Gotham City rackets while he's been "away." What follows is a harrowing night of revenge, murder and manic crime as only The Joker can deliver it, as he brutally takes back his stolen assets from The Penguin, The Riddler, Two-Face, Killer Croc and others.

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝒮𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓅𝓎 𝐻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌

A Dutch historian happens upon an elderly stranger who regales him with the tale of a superstitious schoolmaster who ran afoul with the town prankster over the heart of a young coquette.