Chinese Jew (Jewinese) (Formerly Jewindianese) is a man who is homosexual and bad at sEIge. He has a crush or is in a relationship with his sister, Mr Angel Moir, Aimee, Mikey Parker, Holly Moon, Will Simpson, Sophie Mitchell, the wardrobe his dad dropped on him and many more (approximately 27). He has been in many movies about the holocaust such as ‘Schindler’s List’ and ‘The Pianist’. However his most famous role is in the hub special called ‘The 27 Relationships of Dougie’.
