Smarty

Smarty is the leader of the Toon Patrol, and is ranked a sergeant by Judge Doom. He is voiced by David Lander. He arrives with the rest of the Toon Patrol at the scene of Marvin Acme's murder to assure their boss Judge Doom of their task's success, stating that their many informants around the city will help them find the murder suspect Roger Rabbit. During the demonstration of the Dip, the weasels all laugh with delight in spite of the horrific properties of Dip and its effects on toons. Smarty and the other weasels soon track Roger Rabbit to Eddie Valiant's office and break in, finding him washing his clothes in the sink. During a hostile conversation, Valiant shoves a bar of soap in his mouth and the other weasels laugh. Smarty hushes them and abuses them to warn them against laughter, before they eventually leave to search elsewhere. During the bar fight, Smarty is the only weasel capable of overpowering Valiant, incapacitating him and drawing a switchblade before being hit in the face with a bottle. The weasels make several more appearances, specifically during the car chase with Benny the Cab and the escape from Toontown. When Valiant and Jessica are captured, Smarty holds Valiant at bay with a revolver before Valiant begins a comedic dance number. This amuses all the other weasels until they die laughing, though Smarty is suddenly distracted by a flaw in the lyrics. After correcting himself, Valiant kicks Smartass in the crotch and launches him into a large vat of Dip, instantly destroying him utterly and causing the remaining weasels to laugh even harder. Of all the weasels, Smartass is the most consistently serious and does his best to keep his mind on the job. Despite this, he has a sarcastic attitude and will also laugh at funny sights, though he has more control then the other weasels. Whilst the leader of the Toon Patrol, he has a poor vocabulary and commits a malapropism almost every time he speaks. He seems to have no regard for others and even his own colleagues receive little compassion from him, though they will also offer no consolation to him when he suffers in any fashion. Smarty has brown fur with tan markings on his muzzle and his underbelly. He wears a light pink double-breasted zoot suit coat with a matching fedora and a white dress shirt. He has various accessories such as a gold chain in the left pocket, a bed-jewelled magenta tie and spats on his bare feet. His weapon of choice is a .44 revolver, though in the bar scene he is shown attempting to attack Eddie Valiant with a switchblade.