Greasy

Greasy is allegedly the second-in-command of the Toon Patrol. He is voiced by Charles Fleischer. Greasy is rarely without the rest of the Toon Patrol, as he appears with them in their arrival at the scene of Marvin Acme's murder, as well as their search of Eddie Valiant's office for the murder suspect Roger Rabbit. He later arrives with the Toon Patrol and Judge Doom at the bar, but is easily defeated by Eddie Valiant while he and Roger escape. In the ensuing chase, Greasy is presumably in the back of the patrol vehicle and therefore unseen. When Jessica and Valiant are captured and brought to the Acme Factory, the weasels search Valiant for Marvin Acme's will. When ordered by Doom to search Jessica, Greasy volunteers for the task and immediately begins fondling Jessica's cleavage, before being caught in her "Booby Trap" and panicking with a Bear Trap hanging from his hand. While the weasels laugh as he hops around and wails in pain, Doom hits him into a pile of boxes with his cane. After Doom's plan is revealed, Greasy is suddenly launched into the air after Roger Rabbit rockets out of a storm drain, quickly grabbing onto a set of suspended bricks to break his fall. While Roger is distracted by Doom, Greasy cuts the rope and the stack of bricks lands on top of Roger. After tying Jessica and Roger together onto a crane hook, Greasy starts driving the Dip Machine and holds his foot on the brake instead of parking. When Valiant starts making the weasels laugh with his comedic dance number, Greasy laughs so hard that he dies and falls out of the vehicle, letting go of the brake and leaving the vehicle to roll forward uncontrollably. He has a thick Puerto Rican accent, though he curses in Spanish when he is caught in Jessica's booby trap and when rocketed into the air by Roger's entrance. Greasy seems to be the most aggressive of the weasels and is the most eager to fight. He is also a pervert, evident as he takes the opportunity to molest Jessica's cleavage when the weasels are tasked with frisking her. Greasy has long greasy black hair slicked back and dark brown fur with tan markings. Greasy often appears overweight and sports a small potbelly, though this is inconsistent with his appearances when he had a slim figure. He wears a green zoot suit styled trench coat, a white dress shirt with a partially obscured pink tie and a matching fedora that often obscures his eyes. He wears white spectator shoes with single black stripes and trousers hiked up to his chest, making him to only weasel to wear pants. He appropriately resembles a zoot suit gangster from the L.A. "Zoot Suit Riots" of the 1940s. His weapon of choice is a switchblade, though he also uses a .44 revolver.