Fan Casting Telle-Teg in Robert Smigel's Green Lantern

A panicked, bald-headed Tchk-Tchkii escapee in a business suit who materializes in Jud's life to warn him about his alien pursuers. Telle-Teg is utterly sincere and desperate, which makes his dismissal by Jud ("Not tonight, Kojak") even funnier. His urgent exposition about transformer bridges and plus-matter universes is met with Jud's complete indifference, culminating in Telle-Teg getting zapped to a Baja beach resort where a waiter hands him a strawberry daiquiri. He is the Cassandra of the film—always right, never listened to.