Cursed (2005): Phoenix Coyotes Edition

*this is not a continuation of the Worst Christmas Movie Ever quadrilogy despite featuring the same main six characters* Waluigi, Shadow, and Faye Valentine are driving back to a Holiday Inn near Glendale, Arizona one night when they collide with another vehicle, sending it careening into the desert below. While attempting to help the other driver, a unnamed young woman, get out of her car, they are suddenly attacked by a furry monster emerging from the shadows. The creature drags Becky into the forest after failing to bite our three heroes. When paramedics arrive and ask our heroes what kind of animal attacked them, Waluigi can only respond that it looked like a "wolf or coyote the size of a human being". Meanwhile, Phoenix Coyotes mascot Howler has been left money-less and homeless after the Yotes relocated to Utah to become the Mammoth a couple years ago, and Chaz finds him outside an apartment and takes him in under his wing (err, fin, since he's a shark demon). However, he starts to regret it when he thinks Howler may be the culprit behind the attack, considering another young lady sleeping next to Chaz's hotel room later mutates into a monstrous, flesh-eating werecoyote, and when Waluigi and Faye encounter said monster again, they point that the coyote that attacked and ate the victim could be this one, rather than Howler. (oh, and also ft. Wile E.)

Story added by vikingwendigo on September 4, 2026