Stories by @visno

Hot Shots! Part Trois

primary movies being spoofed will be Top Gun: Maverick, Black Hawk Down, The Hurt Locker, and Lone Survivor

The Lego Lone Ranger Movie

hot take: the lone ranger always should have been a lego movie instead of a live action movie.

Flash/Point (Visno DCEU Film #20)

drawing heavily from Flash:Flashpoint, we do more legwork to setup the final showdown with Darkseid. in this film Flash enters an alternate dimension to look for clues on how to defeat Darkseid and meets a different, more brutal Batman, Thomas Wayne, who has no qualms killing or using guns to achieve his goals.

Man of Tomorrow (Visno DCEU Film #19)

Man of Tomorrow begins the setup of the final stage of my vision of DCEU, finally introducing audiences to the big bad, Darkseid.

The Hidden Fortress (2025)

The Hidden Fortress tells the story of two peasants who agree to escort a man and a woman across enemy lines in return for gold without knowing that he is a general and the woman is a princess.

Eaters of the Dead

Set in the 10th century. The Caliph of Baghdad, Al-Muqtadir, sends his ambassador, Ahmad ibn Fadlan, on a mission to assist the king of the Volga Bulgars. Ahmad ibn Fadlan never arrives, as he is conscripted by a group of Vikings, led by their chieftain Beowylf, to take part in a hero's quest to the north; he is taken along as the 13th member of their group to comply with a soothsayer's requirement for success. They travel to Hurot Hall, the home of King Hrothgar, to defend it from the 'mist-monsters', or 'grwendol', a tribe of vicious cannibal savages who go to battle wearing bearskins. After two devastating battles, Ibn Fadlan and the remaining Northmen decide to attack the Grwendol village, which is located in a network of sea caves. They infiltrate the sea caves, assassinate the head of the Wendol tribe, and return to Hurot Hall. Beowylf, however, is mortally wounded in the attempt. At Hurot, they encounter the Wendol in battle for a final time, defeating them. Ibn Fadlan is then allowed to continue on his journey.

Front Mission: Gun Hazard (2025)

The plot of Gun Hazard revolves around a Bergen Army soldier named Albert Grabner. In January 2064, Ark Hellbrand of the Bergen Army stages a coup d'état in an attempt to overthrow the government led by President Moss Orwen. As the coup d'état forces begin to take over the country, President Orwen radios for assistance from NORAD and a faction of the Bergen Army loyal to him. Albert Grabner is sent to act as the president's bodyguard and helps him escape the country. However, the two are eventually captured by Hellbrand. Albert escapes from prison with the help of Brenda Lockheart, a mercenary employed by the Kernelight Association. Upon escaping Bergen and reaching New York City, they visit the Kernelight Association headquarters. Hoping to return to Bergen and rescue Orwen, Albert agrees to working for the Kernelight Association to find allies that can help him overthrow Ark. As the two work for the mercenary guild and travel to war-torn countries around the world, Albert begins to see a link between the civil conflicts, the Bergen coup d'état, and an organization only known as "The Society".

Barbarella (2025)

In the 41st century, an astronaut seeks to stop an evil scientist who threatens to unleash a powerful weapon upon the galaxy, partaking in sexy misadventures along the way.

The Lego Die Hard Movie

It's Die Hard, but with Legos. Would you like to know more?

My Wife is a Gangster (Hollywood Remake)

Charlie and her older sister Ayesha are separated at a young age in foster care. Charlie, a problem child, ages out of foster care and becomes entangled in the criminal underworld, quickly rising through the ranks to become a top general in the mafia. Years later upon reuniting with her sister, they discover that Ayesha is dying of cancer. Ayesha, ignorant to Charlie’s true life as a mafia general, tells Charlie to fulfill her dying wishes; get married and have children. Wishing to honor her sister, Charlie agrees and comedy ensues as she repeatedly fails on her dates with various men before a chance encounter with a man named David who “comes to her rescue” as she fights off rival gangsters with her bare hands. Now she must hide her secret life from her sister and new husband as things get crazy in the streets.

Payday: The Heist (Live Action 2025)

Season 1 will center around planning and botching a large bank job that results in the capture of Hoxton. Season 2 follows up with a prison break plot in addition to various heists. Season 3 encompasses multiple heists and revenge plots that culminates a resolution of the story for the main cast.

Who should be a coach on The Voice?

What singers or producers do you think would make good coaches on The Voice?

The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet

Fleeing her old life, Rosemary Harper joins the multi-species crew of the Wayfarer as a file clerk, and follows them on their various missions throughout the galaxy. The novel concerns itself with character development rather than adventure. Each member of the crew has a story that unfolds, or a crisis to face. They encounter several alien environments on the slow path to their destination. At the end, the ship is damaged by hostile aliens, precipitating changes in the relationships between the characters, setting them on new paths.

Aquaman: Protector of the Deep (Visno DCEU Film #18)

Aquaman lose his hand in this one.

Cyborg (Visno DCEU Film #17)

Cyborg will take place before the events of Reign of Justice and explore the origins of Cyborg and his path to becoming a hero.

Sons of Liberty

A 5- season nuanced television drama that follows key players in the American Revolution, on both sides of the war. Main Cast marked with a * A lot of attention to detail to try to make actors age appropriate for their respective ages at the time of the American Revolution went into compiling my casting choices.

Angels With Filthy Souls

The film is to be a hyper violent, tongue in cheek gangster parody film set in the 1930s

StarWars: DS-1 Orbital Station (A Star Wars Sitcom)

DS-1 is a roughly one and a half season long workplace comedy in the same vein as The Office or Parks and Rec that ends abruptly and unceremoniously (think Curb Your Enthusiasm) with the destruction of the Death Star by the Rebel Alliance, in Star Wars - Episode 4: A New Hope, in the middle of the second season without warning. The show will follow a group of office friends as they navigate the opening of the Galactic Empire’s new space station, with the events of A New Hope happening around them in the background throughout the show’s duration.

Final Fight (Live Action)

Final Fight takes place from within the fictional city of Metro City, in which both crime and violence has ruled the streets for years and that the citizens themselves live in a complete state of constant fear at the hands of the local street gangs. A former professional wrestler and street fighter turned newly-elected mayor, named Mike Haggar had made a personal vow to the public from within his past campaign in that he would help clean up the streets of crime so that the citizens of Metro City could finally gain the peace and happiness that they had sought for so long. The Mad Gear Gang: the most powerful and dominant criminal organization of Metro City's criminal underworld, sees Haggar as a threat to theirviolent rule of the city, which causes the gang to initiate an immediate plan of action so that they could make sure and see to it that Haggar himself doesn't get in the way of their own criminal activities. While in his office one day, Haggar receives aphone call from a suspicious sounding man who tells him that his daughter, Jessica has been kidnapped by Mad Gear and warns Haggar that unless he doesn't want anything happening to her, he'll let the gang do as they please like the last mayor did. Haggar wastes no time in meeting up and informing both Jessica's boyfriend, Cody and his sparring partner Guy about the situation, and the two of them personally vow to aid and help Haggar rescue Jessica

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (2024)

Incompetent police Detective Frank Drebin must foil an attempt to assassinate a sitting US President