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Super Mario Jurassic Park
What if Mario was in Jurassic Park?

Illumination's Super Mario Bros. (But Even Worse)
(Mock South Park Narrator Voice) "From the studio behind Minions and the directors behind "your favorite show" TEEN TITANS GO!, comes PURE CRAP! It's that one game where two plumbers jump around and rescue a princess or something, we don't care... but reinvented in a way that combines banana memes with infuriating cringe and disbelief that it's popular! You'll wonder why Nintendo said they wanted to try again!" XD "Who cares if we're doing a s**t job with this you're gonna go see this in the theater with your kids, whether you like it or not! AND YOU WON'T! F*** YOU!!" "POOPER MARIO BRUHZ GO!" "Rated PEEGEE, F*** You!"

Hercules (1969)
What if Hercules was an epic film from the 1960's like Spartacus, Ben-Hur, or any of the Ray Harryhausen films?

Paper Mario Voice Cast (2000)
Fill in the roles for Paper Mario characters

Wes Anderson's Jurassic Park
What if Wes Anderson directed Jurassic Park?

Jurassic Park (Alternate Cast)
What if Jurassic Park had different actors?

Superman: The Animated Movie (1944)
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, the infant son of Krypton and Man of Steel, SUPERMAN in his first animated motion picture full of Action, Romance, Suspense, and Excitement! The city of Metropolis faces the greatest threat to humanity! The extraterrestrial tyrant of evil, Brainiac and his unstoppable army of evil machines! Can Superman win against this alien overlord?

Best & Worst of Anime
Which anime do you find most SUGOI and which one is most BAKA that you want to throw in the shadow realm?

Justice League vs. The Suicide Squad
Midquel between Suicide Squad and THE Suicide Squad

Monster Jam (1996)
The world's biggest basketball icon, Charles Barkley is being challenged the world's biggest monster, Godzilla into a massive basketball match in the city of Tokyo! Now BIG MAN Charles will need the help of other monsters to help combat against the king of the monsters and his team of kaiju basketball athletes!

Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl (Character Wishlist)
With the announcent of Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl on the way, this gives plenty of oppurtunities for characters to join in! Pick your favorite characters!

Godzilla vs Godzilla (2004)
For this last entry of the Jr. Era and the 50th Anniversary of the King of the Monsters, The ghost of the first Godzilla returns from the dead and haunts Tokyo once again! Adult Godzilla Jr. faces off against the restless spirit of destruction in this most terrifying conclusion! Can the Modern Godzilla win against the ghost of the Classic Godzilla? Or will this unkillable spectre forever punish the world for their sins of nuclear war?

Godzilla vs Aliens (2002)
The second entry in the Jr. Era. An all-powerful alien race plans to eradicate the Earth with their selection of giant monsters. Godzilla Jr. and Mothra will need Earth's great guardians to come and help in the battle royale of the century!

Godzilla Jr. (1999)
The sequel to the Heisei era. Following in the footsteps of his deceased father and having absorbed his radiation, Adult Godzilla Jr. returns to Tokyo to fight Bagan, a world-ending beast that came from a meteorite that was supposed to destroy the Earth in 1999 but was destroyed by Mothra.

Follow That Bird (First Draft) (1985)
The first draft follows the same story but there are a few key differences. Two other Grouch songs were to be included, there were more celebrity cameos, some characters had different casting suggestions, a subplot involves Snuffy looking over Big Bird's stuff, Big Bird meets a traveling rock band, and Kermit the Frog searches for Big Bird in exotic locations while he reports.

Godzilla vs Darth Vader
The King of the Monsters awakens in a galaxy far far away. The Galactic Empire and the Dark Lord of the Sith do battle with the radioactive menace!

America: The Motion Picture (1991)
What if America: The Motion Picture was made in the 90's... AND IT WAS FUNNY?

Space Jam 2 (A Proper Sequel)
A alien galactic overlord named Beserk-O abducts all the Looney Tunes for their own amusement! A new generation of toons (Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Freakazoid and others) are challenged to bring an NBA athlete if they want to free their veteran Looney Tunes. They call for the help of Kobe Bryant, set off into space and jam it up against Beserk-O's new elite super-powered robot team... The G.O.A.Ts!

The Simpsons (1980s)
What if the Simpsons was made in the 1980's?

Slash Jam
Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and all of the world's unkillable slashers challenge Michael Jordan to a basketball game of death! If he wins, they free his family and the rest of their victims. If he loses, everyone dies!