Stories by @tj_hoffman
13 stories

Metcalfe's Market:
In a world filled with idiot customers, one asshat and an ensemble crew of his fellow employees will use their manifested superpowers to combat the forces of evil in an all-new epic, blockbuster saga for the ages.

WATCH_DOGS
After a bank heist goes wrong, part-time vigilante and professional hacker Aiden Pearce's niece is killed in a car crash due to a hitman hired by mysterious figures associated with the bank. Aiden proceeds to use his technological advancements to hack into the citywide surveillance system ctOS, in order to find out who is responsible, and make them pay for his niece's death.

The DC Cinematic Universe Fancast
In this story, I take the time to fancast every major role in the DC Universe with the ULTIMATE actor/actress picks to portray each character. Casting choices are a part of my book "What Went Wrong with the DC Extended Universe (and How I Would've Fixed it)". Credit to Earth-27 Writer: Roy Westerman and Artist: Phil Cho for the character art. Character bios from dc.fandom.com.

Youtubers Recast as Justice League Members
If you seriously need a synopsis, then you're dumb.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe (1990)
A recast of the Marvel Cinematic Universe if it was made in the 1990s.

TJ Hoffman's Star Wars Reboot
A 2026 reboot of the classic Star Wars film.

TJ Hoffman's Star Wars Reboot
A 2024 reboot of the classic Star Wars film.

TJ Hoffman's Star Wars Reboot
A 2020 reboot of the classic Star Wars film.

The DC Cinematic Universe
(EDIT - 10/16/19 - It took me 6 days to complete this, but I now have every role casted. You are now able to suggest roles!) (Credit to Phil Cho (https://www.philchoart.com/ and https://www.deviantart.com/phil-cho) and Roy Westerman (https://www.deviantart.com/roysovitch) for Earth-27 Character Images. I'm not sure if it was a collab or not, but thanks for the amazing artwork!) Hello! My name is TJ Hoffman and today I will be recasting the entire DCEU from the top to the bottom. Allow me to explain the scenario I’ve created to base all of my casting decisions off of. Here’s the list of things to keep in mind about the scenario: - First, I will be assuming all control over the casting. - To keep it simple, my budget will be unlimited and will not affect my decisions. - I will be utilizing the conscious mind and memory that I have with me today. - The first film in the Universe will be released in 2010. - I’m pretending the Dark Knight Trilogy and Superman Returns have not been made, and the Green Lantern film isn’t in production. Everything before that remains. - I’m not allowed to cast actors in roles that they’ve already played before (on the contrary, I am allowed to cast actors for roles who they have voiced before in animated films). To make it more challenging, however, I’m also not allowed to cast actors who are already in the DCEU, or any other live-action DC Movie/TV show that has been made after 2010, to the rule as well. Sorry Gal Gadot fans.

The Batman (2021)
After only a few years of crime fighting, Batman (Robert Pattinson) questions whether or not the he is truly needed to defend Gotham. But when a group of numerous psychotic individuals escape Arkham Asylum, everything he thought was right and everything he knows to be true is morally questioned. Meanwhile, his day-to-day life gets more complicated as well when he meets Selina Kyle (Eva Green), the future love of his life. With a powerful will, above-average intelligence, and peak-human strength, will Bruce be able to balance both sides of his life, or will the pressure break him?

TJComix Presents... the DCEU Reboot Fancast!
Recasting every vital role in the DCEU based off of what I want, and what other fans want.

The Flash
When he was 11, Barry Allen's mother was murdered by the impossible, and his father went to prison for her murder. 14 years later, as a CSI, Barry gets struck by lightning, and becomes the very thing that killed his mother in the past. He uses his new speed powers to fight crime and figure out who killed his mother to get justice for his father. (The shows in "The Hypothetical DCTV Universe" are fictional, hypothetical, fan castings for a group of DCTV shows. These fan castings and shows are not reality, and are for speculative entertainment purposes only. Rights to characters, places, and events are owned by DC Comics. No money will be made off of these fan castings.)

The Batman
Orphaned billionaire, Bruce Wayne, uses the death of his parents as motivation to become a crime-fighting vigilante known as The Batman. (The shows in "The Hypothetical DCTV Universe" are fictional, hypothetical, fan castings for a group of DCTV shows. These fan castings and shows are not reality, and are for speculative entertainment purposes only. Rights to characters, places, and events are owned by DC Comics. No money will be made off of these fan castings.)