Stories by @thewambsganser

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

the best musical ever made, suck it Les Mis

A Real Pain (2004)

Burp, but emotional and funny.

A Real Pain (1974)

Burp.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

This movie should actually be remade.

Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes

It's very good.

California Split (2024)

Two gamblers, one professional, one sleazy, learn what a winning streak is.

The Birdcage (2024)

Great movie. Genuinely funny.

Punch-Drunk Love (2022)

Barry, I'm a dentist.

Quick Change (2020)

The crying on the inside, I guess.

Hamlet, but Succession

I know King Lear is closer, but this is more fun.

Seinfeld as an Award-Winning Drama

If Seinfeld focused on all the plots of Seinfeld, but if they weren't played for laughs and was a stark New York set drama.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2025)

Yes, I think you're stupid.

Being John Malkovich

I'm on a Kaufman kick.

Adaptation (2022)

It's about flowers.

The Odd Couple

I wanted to cast The Odd Couple. Just Oscar and Felix. At any age, really. Just cause.

The Royal Tenenbaums, but with the Succession cast

I love this show, man.

Succession (1988-1993)

Kendall needs a hug.

Jaws (2023)

It's a perfect film.