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Infiltrator
Anna Chapman is a Russian intelligence agent, media personality and model who was arrested in the United States on 27 June 2010 as part of the Illegals Program spy ring. At the time of her arrest, she was accused of espionage on behalf of the Russian Federation's external intelligence agency, called SVR

Ballistic 2
Ecks vs. Sever is a first-person shooter (FPS) video game for the Game Boy Advance handheld game console. It was developed by Crawfish Interactive and released in November 2001. The game is based on an early script of the 2002 film Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, and is the first video game released before the film it is based on had even begun production.[3] The sequel Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever was released within a week of the film and follows its plot line more closely than the first game does. Whereas the film is considered one of the worst ever made, the game Ecks vs. Sever received positive reviews, garnering an aggregate score of 80 out of 100 on Metacritic.[8] IGN gave the game an "outstanding" 9.0/10 and an Editor's Choice award, calling it "the best GBA first person shooter to date" and "one of the best four player games made yet for the Game Boy Advance."[3]

Premium Rush
An adaption of the 1998 novel The Premium Rush or a remake 2012 Joseph Gordon-Levitt film called Premium Rush. Whichever way it goes the copyright lawyers will work it out. The signifcant difference here being the main character rides an electric unicycle probably a Veteran Sherman.

Phat Beach
Phat Beach is a 1996 American comedy film directed by Doug Ellin, which stars Jermaine 'Huggy' Hopkins, Coolio , Brian Hooks and Gregg Vance. Made by a group of young independent film lovers, the movie turned out to be considered by many as one of the most successful hip-hop beach movies. Anthony Anderson was considered for the lead role of Benny before Jermaine Hopkins was cast in the film.

The Weatherlight Saga
A collectible card game storyline

The White Family (2008)
It features the life of a family with a Japanese mother and daughter, an African-American son and a white Hokkaido dog as the father. The family is made up of a father (Otosan), a son (Kojiro), a mom (Masako) and a daughter (Aya).

Rub & Tug
Scarjo probably wanted to do full frontal nudity with a prosthetic penis

The One Trick Rip-Off
It tells the story of Vim and Tubby, two young people that are madly in love. As a result, they make some truly stupid decisions. Tubby is in a gang called the One Tricks because they only know one trick, which turns out to be a hypnotizing ability that allows each member to make their enemies see or believe anything they tell them.

A Knight of St George
Renowned swordsman. Before he became known as a violin virtuoso, Saint-Georges was renowned as the greatest swordsman in Europe. He was once attacked by five anti-abolitionists and Saint-Georges dispatched all five and went on to perform in a salon concert with friends that very night.

Lawman
Based on True Events. 1875, Indian Territory. Bass Reeves, the first African-American deputy arrests an outlaw and brings him toward encampment. A battle of wills arises between them as the outlaw tries to escape.

Assassination
Jovenel Moïse, the president of Haiti, was assassinated on 7 July 2021 at 1 a.m. EDT (UTC−04:00) at his residence. A group of 28 foreign mercenaries, mostly Colombians, are alleged to be responsible for the killing.

Happytime
A "The Happytime Murders" spinoff movie

Darktown Strutters
A gang of four female bikers, Syreena, Carmen, Miranda, and Theda, pull into a roadside dinner where they get in a fight with 3 US Marines. Syreena must investigate the disappearance of her mother, Cinderella. A series of wild complications follow. a 1975 blaxploitation musical comedy film from New World Pictures. Despite having mixed reviews at the time, it has gained cult status over the years with praise from film director Quentin Tarantino. Tarantino called it "a ridiculous satire."

MOVE
"Everything that's alive moves. If it didn't, it would be stagnant, dead." When members of MOVE greet each other, they say, "on the MOVE".

The Grim Bastards
origin story taking place in the 1960s of the Grim Bastards motorcycle club from the Sons of Anarchy tv show

Soul On Bikes
The East Bay Dragons Motorcycle Club has gunned their Harleys through the meanest streets of Oakland, California, since the 1950s. The East Bay Dragons MC risked life and limb during the days when it was a revolutionary act for a black man to ride a Harley chopper. Written by Tobie Levingston, the club’s original founder, Soul on Bikes offers a slice of underground American and African-American history you’re unlikely to read in any textbook. Levingston and his colorful cast of misfits and comrades are an all-black, all-Harley, all-chopper group of motorcyclists who have found more than their fair share of violence and redemption on the battlegrounds of urban America–and their legacy is an important untold portion of African-American history. Soul on Bikes recounts the club’s adventures with humor, attitude, and, most important, soul.

Pandora (prequel film)
James Cameron's Avatar prequel film in the vein of Mel Gibson's Apocalypto ending with the arrival of humans

No Way Out
A coverup and witch-hunt occur after a politician accidentally kills his mistress.

Galaxy Trio (live action)
The Galaxy Trio are a group of interplanetary law enforcers who battle criminals throughout the cosmos. The group consists of Vapor Man, Gravity Girl and Meteor Man. They patrol space in their cruiser Condor One maintaining order and fighting evildoers in the name of the Galactic Patrol law enforcement agency. The ship was equipped with a "displacer" very similar to the transporter device on Star Trek, which was a contemporary show.

Earth Girls are Easy (gender swapped)
Three furry aliens—Mac, Zeebo, and Wiploc—are traveling in a space ship. It has been a long time since they have had female companionship, and they receive a broadcast showing human females. They are titillated by these "hairless", shapely creatures, and when they discover that the broadcast came from Earth, they set off and land in Southern California