Stories by @siddarthsid
1,265 stories
Planet of the Apes (2024)
Astronaut Taylor crash lands on a distant planet ruled by apes who use a primitive race of humans for experimentation and sport. Soon Taylor finds himself among the hunted, his life in the hands of a benevolent chimpanzee scientist.
The Truman Show (2023)
Truman Burbank grows up living an ordinary life that—unbeknownst to him—takes place on a large set populated by actors for a reality television show about him.
Jackie Brown (2022)
A flight attendant and a middle-aged bail bondsman turn the tables on a ruthless arms dealer and the FBI.
Marriage Story (2024)
A divorcing husband and wife fight for the custody of their child after she moves to Los Angeles.
The Silence of the Lambs
A fledgling FBI agent enlists a psychopath's help in catching a serial killer.
Mars Attacks! (2006)
Why are the Martians the villains again?
Inception (2020)
A badass crew of thieves enter a dream within a dream within a dream to plant an idea.
Kingsman (2025-2027)
Free Bird
Ex Machina (2024)
A coder at a tech company wins a week-long retreat at the compound of his company's CEO, where he's tasked with testing a new artificial intelligence.
Shutter Island (2010)
Two U.S. marshals, Teddy Daniels and Chuck Aule, are summoned to a remote and barren island off the cost of Massachusetts to investigate the mysterious disappearance of a murderess from the island's fortress-like hospital for the criminally insane.
No Country for Old Men (2022)
A poacher has to elude the Texas Rangers and the mob after stealing drug money.
Gone Girl (2024)
A husband becomes the prime suspect in his wife's disappearance after she vanishes on their fifth wedding anniversary.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2022)
A withdrawn teen attempts to remain hopeful for the future while dreading every day of the present.
Kong: Skull Island (1997)
In 1973, a team of scientists and Vietnam War soldiers travel to the uncharted Skull Island and meet Kong, a gigantic ape who is the last of his species, closely followed by other terrifying creatures.
Recast the Oscars: 2023 Edition
haven't done one of these in ages; might as well now
Denis Villeneuve's Dune (2011-2014)
finally got around to watching part two
The Exorcist (2023)
A priest battles to save a young girl possessed by demons.
Mars Attacks! (2021)
Martians invade Earth and start killing everyone and destroying everything for sh*ts and giggles.
X2 (2023)
After an anti-mutant "black ops" specialist abducts Xavier, imprisons his students and steals Cerebro, the fugitive X-Men and newcomer Night Crawler join forces with Magneto to rescue their brethren and forestall a holocaust.
Strange Days (2025)
An ex-cop who deals illegal 'clips'--other people's shocking memories--is given a clip that could blow the city wide open.