Stories by @sammartin

Jurassic Park (2026 remake)

An industrialist invites some experts to visit his theme park of cloned dinosaurs. After a power failure, the creatures run loose, putting everyone's lives, including his grandchildren's, in danger.

The WORST Blood Meridian movie

Blood Meridian if was just abysmal dogshit, pure poop from a butt.

Red Dead Redemption 2 (1996)

Amidst the decline of the Wild West at the turn of the 20th century, outlaw Arthur Morgan and his gang struggle to cope with the loss of their way of life.

Smiling Friends (Live action)

In a colorful yet bizarre world, the employees at a small firm dedicated to making its customers smile discover that their jobs are rarely as simple as they seem.

Barbie (1983)

Barbie and Ken are having the time of their lives in the colorful and seemingly perfect world of Barbie Land. However, when they get a chance to go to the real world, they soon discover the joys and perils of living among humans.

Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume 3 (1996)

Still reeling from the loss of Gamora, Peter Quill must rally his team to defend the universe and protect one of their own. If the mission is not completely successful, it could possibly lead to the end of the Guardians as we know them.

The Goon Squad

Follows the life of the University of Sioux Falls’ resident fellas as they embark on an anthology of tomfoolery

The Last of Us (1994)

After a global pandemic destroys civilization, a hardened survivor takes charge of a 14-year-old girl who may be humanity's last hope.

O Brother, Where Art Thou (1985)

In the deep south during the 1930s, three escaped convicts search for hidden treasure while a relentless lawman pursues them.

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (2022)

A remake of Sergio Leone's 1966 classic, a bounty hunting scam joins two men in an uneasy alliance against a third in a race to find a fortune in gold buried in a remote cemetery.

Army of Darkness (2028)

A sardonic hardware store clerk is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must retrieve the Necronomicon and battle an army of the dead so he can return home.

Evil Dead 2 (2025)

The lone survivor of an onslaught of flesh-possessing spirits holes up in a cabin with a group of strangers while the demons continue their attack.

The Evil Dead (2023)

Five friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they unknowingly release flesh-possessing demons.

The Polar Express

On Christmas Eve, a young boy embarks on a magical adventure to the North Pole on the Polar Express, while learning about friendship, bravery, and the spirit of Christmas.

The Beatles: The Long and Winding Road

13-part miniseries following the creation of each of The Beatles albums and their personal lives at that time

Deadpool 2 (1993)

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.

CWC: The Saga of Madness

A biopic following the life of Chris Chan, the most documented person on the Internet, from their school days to their 2021 arrest.

War for the Planet of the Apes (1970s)

2017’s War for the Planet of the Apes of it were made in the late 1970s

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (1970s)

2014’s Dawn of the Planet of the Apes if it were made in the mid 1970s

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (1970s)

2011's Rise of the Planet of the Apes if it were made in the early-to-mid 1970s