Stories by @richman

James Gunn’s DC Gaming Universe

With James Gunn’s announcement of future DC videogames under DC Studios, who should play the digital versions of the heroes and villains?

A24’s Superman

What if A24 reimagined the classic Superman story?

So I Married An Axe Murderer (Horror Movie)

After Mark gets into a violent breakup with his girlfriend, he decides to go on a date with a butcher named Ellie. Everything seems to be going great, until he introduces her to his parents. Mark’s parents put on a show for her, but when she leaves they confront Mark. They suspect she may be a local murderer known as Mrs. X, but Mark thinks they’re crazy. After Mark proposes to Ellie, they embark on their honeymoon. Slowly Mark starts to think his parents were right…

Nightwing Begins (2016)

After officer John “Robin” Blake took up the mantle of Nightwing, he’s been fearlessly fighting the criminals of Gotham City. That is until an old acquaintance of John’s, a man that tried to take over the city years ago, Bane. With the help of commissioner Jim Gordon, and Selina Kyle, aka Catwoman. Nightwing takes the fight to Bane and his army.

Saboteur (Horror Movie)

An English soldier, Denis Calloway, is selected to go undercover in the Nazi Party. His main objective is to obtain information about a genocide the German’s are planning known as the Holocaust. After successfully rising through the ranks, and soon becoming the right hand man of Adolf Hitler. The Fuhrer appoints Denis as the head of the Holocaust operation, making him the murderer of millions.

Chutes and Ladders (Horror Movie)

A group of strangers from different walks of life, wake up trapped inside an old abandoned building. A voice comes over the intercom, telling them to choose between going down the ladder to their left, or the chute to their right. After someone makes a horrible mistake, and goes down the chute, only to discover a pit of grinding gears for them to fall into. The rest of the group can’t stop to grieve, because they have hundreds of more Chutes and Ladders to choose between…

The Brave and the Bold (2025)

Bruce Wayne and his son Damian are secretly Batman and Robin. They’ve been taking down the criminals of Gotham City for years now, accompanied by other members of the well known Batfamily. All is well until Bruce’s psychotic mentor, Ra’s Al Ghul, returns to recruit Damian to his League of Shadows. Bruce is eventually able to reel Damian back in, and the two take the fight to Ra’s and his League.

The Red Son (Horror Movie)

After the destruction of the planet Krypton, Kal El is sent spiraling into space towards the planet Earth. However instead of him landing in the Kent’s farm, he lands in Soviet Russia. Joseph Stalin immediately takes to Kal, and teaches him to use his powers to take over the world for Mother Russia.

Stuart Little (Horror Movie)

After the Little family adopt a new child, who just so happens to be a talking mouse named Stuart. The son of the family, George, slowly starts to realize Stuart may be a psychopath. Not only does George have these thoughts, but so does the family’s cat Snowball. However all of it comes to ahead during a cold night, when Stuart ties George to the bed and locks the door. He speaks to George and tells him not to tell anyone, or his entire family will be RAT FOOD!

Gummo (2024)

Years after the Xenia tornado, which killed 36 people. The kids of the small town have now become sociopathic, and emotionally unstable after the tornado killed most of their parents. We follow two boys, Solomon and Tummler. They’ve found a hobby in killing cats and selling the bodies to a local restaurant, which they see no problem with. Along the way we meet other people, families, and children, all affected by the tornado.

Cthulhu (Horror Movie)

A group of seamen embark on a journey to a mythical island. However along the way they get tangled up in a horrible storm, which unearths the world’s greatest creature, Cthulhu. While he’s not seen much in the film, his presence is peppered throughout the movie. He not only gets inside their heads, making them turn and kill each other. But by the end of the film, Cthulhu finally rises from the ocean, and traps the crew in a repeating time loop.

The Lighthouse (2006)

Two men are assigned to look after a lighthouse, but the two slowly devolve into drunk madness. Which ultimately makes them turn on and kill each other.

Despicable Me (Horror Movie)

After three young girls are sent to live with a wealthy stranger named Gru, they soon find out things aren’t what they seem. Gru’s intentions are to recruit the kids in his mission to conquer the world, whether the girls agree or not. But Gru is not alone, he has hundreds of minions working at his disposal. The girls see no choice but to play along with Gru, but they secretly hatch a plan to escape.

To “Serve” Humans (Horror Movie)

After a group of aliens arrive on Earth, humans flock to help them. The aliens tell the media they’re only there for one thing, to find out the correct way to serve humans. Initially everything seems great, however people are mysteriously going missing throughout the town of Minnesota. This prompts young rookie cop Wes, to find out what’s going on. It turns out the aliens are here to serve humans, however they weren’t talking about helping them. Their true intentions are to kill everyone on Earth for food, can Wes stop these aliens from “Serving” any other people?

Hungry Hungry Hippos (Horror Movie)

After a group of college students decide to enjoy their vacation at sea, they embark on a long journey to San Francisco. However along the way their boat runs out of fuel, and they have no way of contacting anyone for help. That’s when they hear something from underneath the boat, it’s multiple bloodthirsty hippos. Which rise to the surface to kill the group. One by one they get picked off and eaten by the hippos, can any of the others survive?

A24’s Crossface (2024)

WWE Superstar Chris Benoit has been on the top of his game for years now. However after the untimely death of his best friend Eddie Guerrero, he slowly starts to lose his sanity. We follow not only Benoit through his descent into madness, but we also see the aftermath of him and his family’s death. Along the way we learn that Chris’s brain had basically been destroyed due to all the concussions he’s sustained throughout his career. And unfortunately, that destroyed his legacy forever.

Mrs. Doubtfire (Horror Movie)

After washed up comedian Daniel Hillard’s wife gains custody of their children, he finally has a psychotic break. He decides the only thing he can do to see the kids is to pretend to be someone else. This person is a sweet older woman named Mrs. Doubtfire, which the family loves. Along the way Daniel slowly starts to come to the conclusion that his wife is the reason his kids aren’t there anymore, so he plans an intricate scheme to kill her.

Jurassic Park (2024)

Two archaeologists, Alan and Ellie. Along with other visitors of the grand opening of Jurassic Park. Are caught off guard when all the power to the park shuts off, letting all the dinosaurs free. Is it possible for everyone to make it out alive?

The Frighteners (Horror Movie)

Frank Bannister is a lowlife conman who scams people to make a living. One day he decides to hatch a new scheme, he’s going to prey upon the people who’ve experienced paranormal encounters. Claiming to be an expert ghost hunter, he’s initially able to rake in quite a bit of cash. That is until the ghosts residing in his house make their presence known.

Weasel (Horror Movie)

After young girl Elana starts to look into the history of her new town, she finds out that 37 children have gone missing over the past decade. Eventually her research leads her into a strange den in the forest, with desperation for answers she steps inside. Only to discover a super skinny humanoid creature, this creature proceeds to chase her out of the den. Elana decides her and her brothers need to gear up and kill this thing.