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Guardians of The Galaxy (1994)
What if Guardians of The Galaxy was made 20 years earlier?

Buster
A Biopic about film legend Buster Keaton.

Steven Spielberg's The Adventures of Tintin (1991)
What if Steven Spielberg's Tintin movie was released all the way back in the 80/90s? as originally intended. Live action this time around.

See Me Feel Me: Keith Moon Naked For Your Pleasure
In 2007, it was announced that Mike Myers was gonna play The Who Drummer Keith Moon in a then upcoming biopic, but the project never came to fruition. But what if the film actually happened?

Four Weddings and a Funeral (American Cast)
Lovable Englishman Charles (Hugh Grant) and his group of friends seem to be unlucky in love. When Charles meets a beautiful American named Carrie (Andie MacDowell) at a wedding, he thinks his luck may have changed. But, after one magical night, Carrie returns to the States, ending what might have been. As Charles and Carrie's paths continue to cross -- over a handful of nuptials and one funeral -- he comes to believe they are meant to be together, even if their timing always seems to be off.

The Boondock Saints (2019)
In Boston, Irish Catholic twin brothers Connor and Murphy MacManus are inspired by their faith to cleanse their hometown of evil with their own brand of zealous vigilante justice. As they hunt down and kill one notorious gangster after another, they become controversial folk heroes in the community. But eccentric FBI agent Paul Smecker, is fast closing in on their blood-soaked trail.

Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (1990s)
What if the (at the moment) upcoming Sonic The Hedgehog sequel were made in the 1990s.

Being Peter
A biopic about British acting legend Peter Sellers.

NC's MCU Phase One V1
My version of the MCU, please note that this does not mean I disagree with the casting of the MCU, in fact I think some were cast perfectly. This is just how I would cast them if the original actors were discluded

Little Shop of Horrors (2021)
A geeky florist shop worker finds out his Venus flytrap has an appetite for human blood.

Actors Who Remind Me of Each Other
This seems like a specific one but my mind has been urging me to make this for a while now for some reason.

X-Men Origins: Magneto
X-Men Origins: Magneto is the cancelled X-Men sequel that was supposed to come out after X-Men Origins Wolverine. Timeframe is early 2010s

NC's DCEU Phase One V1
My version of the DCEU, please note that this does not mean I disagree with the casting of the DCEU, in fact I think some were cast perfectly. This is just how I would cast them if the original actors were discluded

MyCast Users by Comedic Influences
Kinda thought the "MyCast Users by Deceased Celebrities We Wish Were Still Alive" thing I made was a bit depressing so I thought why not do something better.

The Adventures of Tintin (TV Series)
The Adventures of Tintin is a series of 24 bande dessinée albums created by Belgian cartoonist Georges Remi, who wrote under the pen name Hergé. The series was one of the most popular European comics of the 20th century. By 2007, a century after Hergé's birth in 1907 Tintin had been published in more than 70 languages with sales of more than 200 million copies and had been adapted for radio, television, theatre and film.

The Magic Christian
A hypothetical remake of one of the strangest and most unique films ever made.

Don't You Forget About Me.
John Wilden Hughes Jr. (February 18, 1950 – August 6, 2009) was an American filmmaker. Beginning as an author of humorous essays and stories for National Lampoon, he went on to write, produce and sometimes direct some of the most successful live-action comedy films of the 1980s and 1990s such as National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) and its sequels National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985) and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989), Mr. Mom (1983), Sixteen Candles (1984), Weird Science (1985), The Breakfast Club (1985), Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986), Pretty in Pink (1986), Some Kind of Wonderful (1987), Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987), She's Having a Baby (1988), Uncle Buck (1989), Dutch (1991), Dennis the Menace (1993), Baby's Day Out (1994), the Beethoven franchise (co-written under a pseudonym with Amy Holden-Jones) and Home Alone (1990) and its sequels Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) and Home Alone 3 (1997).

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (2014)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, more commonly known simply as Dr. Strangelove, is a 1964 black comedy film that satirizes the Cold War fears of a nuclear conflict between the Soviet Union and the United States. The film was directed, produced, and co-written by Stanley Kubrick and stars Peter Sellers, George C. Scott, Sterling Hayden, and Slim Pickens. The film was made in the United Kingdom. The film is loosely based on Peter George's thriller novel Red Alert (1958).

Sonic The Hedgehog (1990s)
My take on the Sonic Movie made in the 1990s

Control (2017)
Control is a 2007 British biographical film about the life of Ian Curtis, singer of the late-1970s English post-punk band Joy Division. It is the first feature film directed by Anton Corbijn, who had worked with Joy Division as a photographer. The screenplay by Matt Greenhalgh was based on the biography Touching from a Distance by Curtis's widow Deborah, who served as a co-producer on the film.