Stories by @nitrogencake
233 stories

Almost Cast: Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
We can't stop here! This is crystal skull head country!

28 Years Later (2015)
28 years after the Rage virus broke, Britain still remains unrecognisable. But life still holds strong on Lindisfarne, a well-guarded tidal island connected to the mainland by a narrow causeway. Only the desperate break the strictly enforced quarantine; the rest remain enclosed in fortified communities. However, Jamie is another story; the fearless scavenger must give his 12-year-old son, Spike, a crash course in the real world. But 28 years later, the infected have evolved, patiently waiting for humankind to inch closer to extinction. Now, a haunting question looms over everyone's minds: When sickness adapts to change, where can you hide?

Illumination's Super Mario Bros Duology (2003 - 2006)
crisp rat

James Cameron's Dune
Paul Atreides, whose family reluctantly accepts the stewardship of the planet Arrakis. While the planet is an inhospitable and sparsely populated desert wasteland, it is the only source of melange or "spice", an enormously valuable drug that extends life and enhances mental abilities. Melange is also necessary for space navigation, which requires a kind of multidimensional awareness and foresight that only the drug provides. As melange can only be produced on Arrakis, control of the planet is a coveted and dangerous undertaking. The story explores the multilayered interactions of politics, religion, ecology, technology, and human emotion as the factions of the empire confront each other in a struggle for the control of Arrakis and its spice.

Insomnia
Two Los Angeles homicide detectives are dispatched to a northern town where the sun doesn't set to investigate the methodical murder of a local teen.

The 98th Academy Awards (2006)
I'm incredibly fast

Burn After Reading
When a disc containing memoirs of a former CIA analyst falls into the hands of Linda Litzke and Chad Feldheimer, the two gym employees see a chance to make enough money for her to have life-changing cosmetic surgery. Predictably, events whirl out of control for the duo doofuses and those in their orbit.

Green Lantern Corps.
"In brightest day, in darkest night No evil shall escape my sight! Let those who worship evil's might Beware my power ― Green Lantern's light"

Lady Bird (2025)
A fiercely independent teenager tries to make her own way in the world while wanting to get out of her hometown of Sacramento, California, and to get away from her complicated mother and recently-unemployed father.

The Legend of Zelda (2027)
just me rounding out more of the cast I guess.

O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Ulysses Everett McGill is having difficulty adjusting to his hard-labor sentence in Mississippi. He scams his way off the chain gang with simple Delmar and maladjusted Pete, then the trio sets out to pursue freedom and the promise of a fortune in buried treasure. With nothing to lose and still in shackles, their hasty run takes them on an incredible journey of awesome experiences and colorful characters.

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Now 25, Connor lives with no record of his existence -- no way he can be traced by Skynet. Out of the shadows of the future steps the T-X, Skynet's most sophisticated cyborg killing machine yet. Now Connor's only hope for survival is the Terminator, his mysterious former assassin. Together, they must triumph over the technologically superior T-X and forestall the looming threat of Judgment Day.

The Shining '97 (2025)
A recovering alcoholic must wrestle with demons within and without when he and his family move into a haunted hotel as caretakers.

Bugonia (2025)
Two conspiracy-obsessed men kidnap the CEO of a major company when they become convinced that she's an alien who wants to destroy Earth.

Rounders
Mike McDermott is a poker addict who knows the game inside out, but loses his money one night in a game to Russian-American gangster Teddy KGB. Promising his partner Jo he'll give up, he meets up with best friend Lester `Worm' Murphy, just out of prison and owing lots of money to the wrong kind of people. McDermott becomes his co-guarantor and now there's only one way to raise the money, the pair have to get back into the game.

The Sopranos (1984 - 1992)
Kundun, I liked it!

Flash Gordon
Although NASA scientists are claiming the unexpected eclipse and strange hot hail are nothing to worry about, Dr. Hans Zarkov knows better, and takes football star Flash Gordon and travel agent Dale Arden with him into space to rectify things. They land on planet Mongo, where the despot Ming the Merciless is attacking Earth out of pure boredom. With the help of a race of Hawkmen, Flash and the gang struggle to save their home planet.

The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2005)
Mister Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch and the Thing face their most daunting challenge yet as they defend Earth from Galactus and The Silver Surfer.

Predator: Badlands (2005)
the future on a remote planet, a young Predator, outcast from his clan, finds an unlikely ally in Thia and embarks on a treacherous journey in search of the ultimate adversary.

The 97th Academy Awards (2005)
Couldn't get all of em sorry...