Stories by @mr_funcaster

The Legend of Zelda

It's rumored (but not confirmed) that Illumination and Nintendo are working on a Legend of Zelda adaptation. Personally, I don't think Illumination is the right studio for Zelda. But I am desperate for a Zelda movie at this point.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

While working underground to fix a water main, Brooklyn plumbers—and brothers—Mario and Luigi are transported down a mysterious pipe and wander into a magical new world. But when the brothers are separated, Mario embarks on an epic quest to find Luigi.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2026)

When an attack on the Kingsman headquarters takes place and a new villain rises, Eggsy and Merlin are forced to work together with the American agency known as the Statesman to save the world.

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2023)

The story of a super-secret spy organization that recruits an unrefined but promising street kid into the agency’s ultra-competitive training program just as a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius.

I, Robot (2023)

In 2035, where robots are common-place and abide by the three laws of robotics, a techno-phobic cop investigates an apparent suicide. Suspecting that a robot may be responsible for the death, his investigation leads him to believe that humanity may be in danger.

Begin Again (2023)

A long-lost music producer finds a singer-songwriter right about the moment he has given up all hope on life.

Free Fire (2023)

A crime drama set in 1970s Boston, about a gun sale which goes wrong.

Gladiator (2023)

In the year 180, the death of emperor Marcus Aurelius throws the Roman Empire into chaos. Maximus is one of the Roman army’s most capable and trusted generals and a key advisor to the emperor. As Marcus’ devious son Commodus ascends to the throne, Maximus is set to be executed. He escapes, but is captured by slave traders. Renamed Spaniard and forced to become a gladiator, Maximus must battle to the death with other men for the amusement of paying audiences.

Creature Commandos

this one is going to be nutty

Booster Gold

This is such a Gunn character

The Last Duel (2021)

King Charles VI declares that Knight Jean de Carrouges settle his dispute with his squire by challenging him to a duel.

Batman: The Brave and the Bold

oh to be a casting director with the resources to actually find unknown actors that fit roles well

The Authority

at least many won't do this story haha

Lanterns

*insert witty comment about bandwagoning*

Superman: Legacy (2025)

Screw it I'm hopping on this bandwagon

The Last of Us (2023-)

20 years after modern civilization has been destroyed, Joel, a hardened survivor, is hired to smuggle Ellie, a 14-year-old girl, out of an oppressive quarantine zone. What starts as a small job soon becomes a brutal heartbreaking journey as they both must traverse the U.S. and depend on each other for survival.

American Assassin (2023)

Following the murder of his fiancée, Mitch Rapp trains under the instruction of Cold War veteran Stan Hurley. The pair then is enlisted to investigate a wave of apparently random attacks on military and civilian targets.

Fancasting the Sigma-verse

Suggest actors you could see playing your favorite sigma males

God of War (2023)

After wiping out the gods of Mount Olympus, Kratos moves on to the frigid lands of Scandinavia, where he and his son must embark on an odyssey across a dangerous world of gods and monsters.

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

World-famous detective Benoit Blanc heads to Greece to peel back the layers of a mystery surrounding a tech billionaire and his eclectic crew of friends.