Stories by @misbehaviorjavier

Nighttime Stickups

When partners-in-crime Patrick and Eleanor resolve for one last bank robbery, the plan goes bust and they find themselves entangled in a family feud that threatens to take down everyone involved.

Actors/Actresses You Want To See Play Against Type

Here's a fun thought exercise for people who want to see some actors play against type. This is also a playground for joke castings like 'Bruce Willis as anybody else but Bruce Willis' and things like that, just have fun with it.

Actors/Actresses You Would Want To See In A Political Thriller

Here's another one of these to the pile, I just think it's fun but disclaimer: I honestly have no idea what constitutes as a political thriller. The image I have in my head just has "Political Candidates, Bodyguards, Journalists, Corruption, Secret Evil Scheme" which seems to align more with Conspiracy Thriller but I'm just going to say Political Thriller and change it if it bothers me too much.

Actors/Actresses You Would Want To See In A Crime Drama

Here's another one to the pile and for the record, I based alot of the roles on shows like Mare of Easttown which is why it's trailer is what I chose as a reference. I have no idea if someone's already done this but I just wanted to throw one out.

The Castie Awards!

I just want to show some things I like.

Cast Members for HBO's Perry Mason

Note: These roles are only made to make suggestions less cluttered. Anyhow, the series focuses on the origin story of famed defense lawyer Perry Mason. In 1932, Los Angeles is prospering while the rest of the U.S. is recovering from the grip of the Great Depression. Down-and-out private investigator Perry Mason is struggling with his trauma from The Great War and being divorced.

Actors/Actresses who should be in a Wes Anderson film

I haven't seen anyone do this and I just wanted to put another one in the pot, I just thought it was a pretty cool idea.

Actors/Actresses You Would Want To See In A War Movie

I just wanted to join the bandwagon about these kinds of stories. However, a lot of genres are already taken but ifancast's genius suggested a war film so we got this now. I did way too much research to fill these roles out.

Salacity

I feel unclean, I feel as if I need to lay on the largest bar of soap in the world because I'm so fascinated by the world in 2022's Crimes Of The Future. Which is weird because while this is Cronenberg's first cinematic outing to hearken back to his 'body horror' roots (a genre of which he himself apparently rejects), the graphics are actually quite mild conpared to what you'd expect from that. It's also just a minor aspect in the larger functions of the film, that almost comes off like an adaptation of an incredibly dense book. The ambiance, the themes and the look of it all just cerebrally tickles me and I'm just thinking of the cast of characters we could use to deepen the lore of Crimes Of The Future.

Dungeons & Dragons: Homebrew Cast

I'm personally excited for the new DND movie (I'm scared) and I keep thinking, "I wonder what the cast I would want if they make a sequel." So I did just that, and I'm like internally screaming because I just want this movie to be good.

A Journey of Memories

After years of remaining a velleity, a tight-knit group of 50-somethings embark on a road trip across America. A journey that brings with it moments of reminiscence and introspection and where longtime friends discuss their lives and their anxieties of the uncertain future.

Kin

After the untimely passing of a family member, the cracks between the Moores are further exacarbated after the family patriarch is diagnosed with terminal cancer. As things become tense and everyone fights their own battle of self-destruction, events unfurl in a heartwrenching tale of love and familial rot set against the backdrop of 1990s London.

Agony

After a woman survives an attack which claims the lives of her husband and sons by her crazed ex-husband, a team of police investigators are tasked with bringing him to justice. The ordeal drudges up past ghosts for all those involved as the man continues to kill more innocents.