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Minions (1995)
Evolving from single-celled yellow organisms at the dawn of time, Minions live to serve, but find themselves working for a continual series of unsuccessful masters, from T. Rex to Napoleon. Without a master to grovel for, the Minions fall into a deep depression. But one minion, Kevin, has a plan; accompanied by his pals Stuart and Bob, Kevin sets forth to find a new evil boss for his brethren to follow. Their search leads them to Scarlet Overkill, the world's first-ever super-villainess.

Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken (1998)
Sweet and awkward 16-year-old Ruby Gillman is desperate to fit in at school, but she mostly just feels invisible. She's prevented from hanging out with the cool kids at the beach because her over-protective mom forbids her from getting in the water. When she breaks her mom's rule, Ruby discovers that she is a descendant of the warrior Kraken queens and is destined to inherit the throne from her grandmother. The Kraken are sworn to protect the world's oceans against vain, power-hungry mermaids.

My Life as a Teenage Kraken (1998-2004)
When your main objective in life is to be the Earth's protector, other wants and needs of a typical teenager just have to wait. So goes the life of Ruby Gillman, a sensitive high-schooler who also happens to be a state-of-the-art kraken. The series revolves around Ruby's desire to do what she wants, like be a normal girl and spend time with her friends Steven, Connor, Lincoln and Gumball, instead of what she was created to do: stop the planet from certain disaster.

Which Actors Should've Played Twilight in Various Decades?
What if every actors should've played Twilight in certain decades?

Quarantine (2003)
Reporter Angela and her cameraman Scott are doing a story on night-shift firefighters for a reality-TV program. A late-night distress call takes them to a Los Angeles apartment building, where the police are investigating a report of horrific screams. The TV team and emergency workers find an old woman, who suddenly attacks with teeth bared. What's more, Angela and company find that the building has been sealed by CDC workers. Then the attacks really begin.

Trick 'r Treat (2003)
Interwoven stories demonstrate that some traditions are best not forgotten as the residents of a small town face real ghosts and goblins on Halloween. Tales of terror reveal the consequences of extinguishing a Jack-o-Lantern before midnight and a grumpy hermit's encounter with a sinister trick-or-treater.

Spidey and His Amazing Friends (2000's)
Spidey teams up with Ghost-Spider and Miles Morales to make up the Spidey Team, with some assistance from Spidey's comical but loyal Spider-bot, Trace.

Brave (2002)
Merida, the impetuous but courageous daughter of Scottish King Fergus and Queen Elinor, is a skilled archer who wants to carve out her own path in life. Her defiance of an age-old tradition angers the Highland lords and leads to chaos in the kingdom. Merida seeks help from an eccentric witch, who grants her an ill-fated wish. Now, Merida must discover the true meaning of courage and undo a beastly curse before it's too late.

The Incredibles (2001)
In this lauded Paramount animated film, married superheroes Super-Wrecker and Plasti-Girl are forced to assume mundane lives as Wreck-It Ralph and Merida after all super-powered activities have been banned by the government. While Super-Wrecker loves his wife and kids, he longs to return to a life of adventure, and he gets a chance when summoned to an island to battle an out-of-control robot monster. Soon, Super-Wrecker is in trouble, and it's up to his family to save him.

The Grudge 2 (2003)
A young woman encounters a terrible curse while searching for her missing sister in Tokyo. The evil imprecation fills its victims with murderous rage, but it also brings together the diverse group to unlock its secret and save their lives.

Which Actors Should've Played Flint Lockwood in Various Decades?
What if every actors should've played Flint Lockwood in certain decades?

Gum-Ball (2003)
Gumball Watterson, is the last robot left on Earth. He spends his days tidying up the planet, one piece of garbage at a time. But during 1000 years, Gumball has developed a personality, and he's more than a little lonely. Then he spots Penny, a sleek and shapely probe sent back to Earth on a scanning mission. Smitten Gumball embarks on an adventure when he follows Penny across the galaxy.

Quarantine (2003)
Reporter Ashley and her cameraman Sam are doing a story on night-shift firefighters for a reality-TV program. A late-night distress call takes them to a New York apartment building, where the police are investigating a report of horrific screams. The TV team and emergency workers find an old woman, who suddenly attacks with teeth bared. What's more, Ashley and company find that the building has been sealed by CDC workers. Then the attacks really begin.

Final Destination 3 (2002)
Five years after a group of high-school students first cheated death, another teen has a premonition that she and her friends will be involved in a horrifying roller-coaster accident. When the vision proves true, the student and her fellow survivors must deal with the repercussions of cheating the Grim Reaper.

Joy and the Seven Characters (1967)
Jealous of Joy's beauty, the wicked Queen Gothel orders the murder of her innocent stepdaughter, but later discovers that Joy is still alive and hiding in a cottage with seven friendly little miners. Disguising herself as a hag, Queen Gothel brings a poisoned apple to Joy, who falls into a death-like sleep that can be broken only by a kiss from Prince Remy.

Luck (2002)
The story of Sam Greenfield, the unluckiest person in the world. Suddenly finding herself in the never-before-seen Land of Luck, she must unite with the magical creatures there to turn her luck around.

Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken (1993)
Sweet and awkward 16-year-old Ruby Gillman is desperate to fit in at school, but she mostly just feels invisible. She's prevented from hanging out with the cool kids at the beach because her over-protective mom forbids her from getting in the water. When she breaks her mom's rule, Ruby discovers that she is a descendant of the warrior Kraken queens and is destined to inherit the throne from her grandmother. The Kraken are sworn to protect the world's oceans against vain, power-hungry mermaids.

Which Actors Should've Played E.B. in Various Decades?
What if every actors should've played E.B. in certain decades?

Final Destination: Bloodlines (2020)
Plagued by a violent and recurring nightmare, a college student heads home to track down the one person who might be able to break the cycle of death and save her family from the grisly demise that inevitably awaits them all.

Final Destination 5 (2006)
During a bus ride with his colleagues to a corporate retreat, Sam experiences a horrifying vision: the suspension bridge that they -- and many others -- are crossing starts to crumble around them. When his vision ends and, almost immediately, starts to come true, Sam takes quick action that saves a number of people, including his girlfriend, Molly, and his best friend, Peter. However, the survivors soon find that Death will not be denied.