Stories by @maxhedroom

Chad Stahelski's Batman

What if John Wick was Batman

Unbreakable (1975)

When a man is in a train crash, he discovers he is Unbreakable.

The Flash (1988)

I thought it was funny

Homestar Runner: The Motion Picture

To begin, draw an S —for snake. Or dragon. Er, whatever. Next, we'll draw a more different S. For the head, put a top mark on a long V. Then you add some legs ...draw on a couple of arms... and

Dick Tracy (2022)

Dick Tracy goes into action to prevent a slaughter when "Big Boy" Caprice and his henchman, Flattop, set out to elimate their gangster competition

Star Trek: Kelvin Time (1977)

a very different Star Trek indeed

Inherent Vice (1993)

In a California beach community, private detective Larry "Doc" Sportello tends to work his cases through a smoky haze of marijuana. One day, Shasta, a former lover, arrives out of the blue to plead for Doc's help; it seems that Shasta's current beau, rich real-estate tycoon Mickey Wolfmann, has a wife who may be plotting to commit him to a mental hospital. When Mickey and Shasta both disappear, Doc navigates a psychedelic world of surfers, stoners and cops to solve the case.

Memento (1978)

A man has forgotten all his memories... or has he?

Ronnie Rocket (2023)

Ronnie Rocket concerns the story of a detective seeking to enter a mysterious second dimension, aided by his ability to stand on one leg. He is being obstructed on this quest by a strange landscape of odd rooms and a mysterious train, while being stalked by the "Donut Men", who wield electricity as a weapon. Besides the detective's story, the film was to show the tale of Ronald d'Arte, a teenage dwarf, who suffers a surgical mishap, which leaves him dependent on being plugged into a mains electricity supply at regular intervals; this dependence grants him an affinity over electricity which he can use to produce music or cause destruction. The boy names himself Ronnie Rocket and becomes a rock star, befriending a tap dancer named Electra-Cute.

Terry Gilliam's Watchmen (2023)

what if a watch was a man

Darren Aronofsky's Batman: Year One (2023)

Batman lives above a garage with his friend Little Al, meanwhile Detective Gordon comes to Gotham and Selina Kyle make a living as a . Eventually, Batman shaves his head and loses all his teeth.

Batman Unchained (2023)

also known as Batman Triumphant

Tim Burton's Batman Forever (2023)

Batman returns... forever.

Men in Black (2023)

A police officer joins a secret organization that polices and monitors extraterrestrial interactions on Earth.

Tom Mankiewicz's The Batman

An early version of Batman 89 where Batman must face fearsome foes like Rupert Thorne, Joker, and Penguin while romancing Silver Saint Cloud and taking Dick Grayson under his wing. Possible casting included an unknown actor as Batman, David Niven as Alfred, William Holden as Gordon, Peter O'Toole as The Penguin and Jack Nicholson as The Joker.

Cannon Films' Spider-Man (2023)

After Spider-Man is bit, he become Spider-Man, the protector of both Spiders and Men.

Jodorowsky's Dune (2023)

Baron Harkonnen is a big, big monster who have anti-gravitational implants and he is in the air all the time because he is too, too heavy. Orson Welles. Orson Welles had a bad reputation because they said that he liked to drink and eat so much that he ate at the movies. He ate a lot, and then he did not finish the movies, he was moody. But I said, "No, Orson Welles is a genius, he is the one." And since he liked to eat they say he goes to the gastronomic restaurants in Paris. Therefore, I sent a secretary to ask in all the gastronomic restaurants in Paris: "Where does Orson Welles eat?" And we discovered a restaurant and then he was eating. Six bottles of wine. He was eating. And then I asked to the chef "What is the best wine he want?" He say, "That." Then, "Send him a bottle." And then, he drink the bottle and he want to speak to me. And then, I speak with all the respect, because was for me was an idol. He say, " I don't want to do it. I don't want any more." I say to him, "I will propose something. If you do the picture, even if we pay what you want as an actor, I will hire the chef of this restaurant and you will eat, as here, every day." And he say, "I do it."

Superman: Flyby (2023)

Superman: Flyby was an origin story that included Krypton besieged by a civil war between Jor-El and his corrupt brother, Kata-Zor. Before Kata-Zor sentences Jor-El to prison, Kal-El is launched to Earth to fulfill a prophecy. Adopted by Jonathan and Martha Kent, he forms a romance with Lois Lane in the Daily Planet. However, Lois is more concerned with exposing Lex Luthor, written as a government agent obsessed with UFO phenomena. Clark reveals himself to the world as Superman, bringing Kata-Zor’s son, Ty-Zor, and three other Kryptonians to Earth. Superman is defeated and killed, and visits Jor-El (who committed suicide on Krypton while in prison) in Kryptonian heaven. Resurrected, he returns to Earth and defeats the four Kryptonians, while the script ends with Superman off to Krypton, leaving a cliffhanger for a sequel.

Batman vs Superman: Asylum (2023)

After the deaths of Dick Grayson, Alfred Pennyworth and Commissioner Gordon, Batman hangs up his cowl and enters retirement, meanwhile Clark Kent is depressed because he's getting a divorce from Lois Lane. Enter Elizabeth Miller, Bruce Wayne's new bride, who is swiftly murdered by The Joker (thought dead, but resurrected by Lex Luthor), causing the return of The Dark Knight. With Batman on a path of vengeance, Superman must break himself out of his depression to discover the source of this new evil and save his best friend. That's what actually happens in the script, btw.

BOND 26: Gunfinger!

Gunfinger is a thrilling and action-packed James Bond film, featuring the iconic spy as he takes on a dangerous and ruthless villain. In the film, Bond is sent on a mission to track down a notorious arms dealer named Gunfinger, who has been supplying weapons to terrorists and dictators around the world. As Bond follows the trail of Gunfinger, he must face off against deadly henchmen, treacherous allies, and exotic locations, all while trying to stop Gunfinger's plan to unleash a deadly new weapon on the world. Along the way, Bond is aided by the beautiful and clever Professor Naomi Allura who proves to be a valuable ally in the fight against Gunfinger. But as Bond gets closer to his target, he realizes that Gunfinger is more dangerous and cunning than he ever imagined, and the final showdown between the two men is an intense and explosive battle to the death. Overall, Gunfinger is a classic James Bond adventure, filled with high-stakes action, exotic locations, and Bond at his smartest and most ruthless. It is a must-see for fans of the franchise, and anyone who loves a good spy thriller.