Stories by @maxhedroom
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Martin Scorsese's The Avengers (1980)
epic!

Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (2023)
As Viktor Frankenstein (Kenneth Branagh) is dying he shares a tale of gruesome terror with a sea captain. Viktor, using previous experiments by a brilliant scientist, was able to bring a creature (Robert De Niro) assembled from body parts back to life. Once he realized how destructive his experiments had become, he abandoned the creature and tried to live a normal life with his fiance (Helena Bonham Carter). The lonely creature seeks out Viktor and demands one of two things: a bride or revenge.

The Running Man (2023)
In the year 2019, America is a totalitarian state where the favorite television program is "The Running Man" -- a game show in which prisoners must run to freedom to avoid a brutal death. Having been made a scapegoat by the government, an imprisoned Ben Richards (Arnold Schwarzenegger) has the opportunity to make it back to the outside again by being a contestant on the deadly show, although the twisted host, Damon Killian (Richard Dawson), has no intention of letting him escape.

Almost Cast: The Shining
ok so actually robin william or robert de niro where never in consideration kris kristofferson was the only back up choice but this was a funny picture

Almost Cast: Blue Velvet
I'll send you an almost cast staight from my heart, f worder! You know what an almost cast is? It's a bullet from a f wording gun, f worder!

Exorcist II: The Heretic
Owing to his experience with exorcisms, Father Lamont (Richard Burton) is chosen by his superiors to investigate the death of Father Merrin (Max von Sydow), who died during the exorcism of young Regan MacNeil (Linda Blair). Lamont finds Regan under the psychiatric care of Dr. Tuskin (Louise Fletcher). By hypnotizing the girl, he is able to learn that Merrin previously exorcised the same demon from a boy in Africa. Hoping for answers, Lamont travels to Africa in search of the youth.

Resident Evil (2023)
Based on the popular video game, Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez star as the leaders of a commando team who must break into "the hive," a vast underground genetics laboratory operated by the powerful Umbrella Corporation. There, a deadly virus has been unleashed, killing the lab's personnel and resurrecting them as the evil Un-dead. The team has just three hours to shut down the lab's supercomputer and close the facility before the virus threatens to overrun the Earth.

The Silence of the Lambs (1970)
When Clarice Starling finds a woman in a well, she must discover the identity of a mysterious killer named Bill the Buffalo with the help of a charming cannibal who lives in a basement.

Almost Cast: Da Silence of Da Lambs
You wake up in the dark and hear the almost casting of the lambs, don't you Clarice?

Almost Cast: Da Avengers
Avengers assemble... uh, I mean, almost cast!

Almost Cast: X-Men
hehe

Almost Cast: Lord of da Rings
One ring to be... almost cast!!!

Bram Stoker's Dracula (2024)
I am... Dracula...

Batman: Into the Bat-Verse (2023)
Happy Batman Day!

Superman III (2023)
Clark travels to Smallville for his High School Reunion and reconnect with his childhood sweetheart Lana Lang. Computer programmer Gus Gorman is hired by financial tycoon Ross, to take control of the coffee business, by wiping out all the competition via satellite. After Superman destroys their plan, Ross makes Gus figure out how to find Kryptonite to eliminate Superman, but he uses tar as the missing element. This causes an unusual effect on Superman. Meanwhile Gus gets his machine he wanted built that can do anything you want it to do.

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2023)
Go Sky Captain Go!

Van Helsing (1994)
Van Helsing must face his most fearsome foe - Count Dracula himself.

DK2: The Dark Knight Strikes Again! (2023)
The Dark Knight... Strikes Again!

John Carpenter's Vampires
Recovering from an ambush that killed his entire team, a vengeful vampire slayer must retrieve an ancient Catholic relic that, should it be acquired by vampires, will allow them to walk in sunlight.

Ghosts of Mars (2023)
Long inhabited by human settlers, the Red Planet has become the manifest destiny of an over-populated Earth. Nearly 640,000 people now live and work all over Mars, mining the planet for its abundant natural resources. But one of those mining operations has uncovered a deadly mother lode: a long-dormant Martian civilization whose warriors are systematically taking over the bodies of human intruders.