Stories by @ltathena

666: The Lollipop Chainsaw's Number

Based on the horror-comedy action hack-and-slash video game Lollipop Chainsaw taking the humor of Airplane! and Deadpool to cross them with the premises of Bring It On and Ghostbusters; gorgeous, gifted and gallant Juliet Starling seems to have the perfect life as Cheerleading Captain for the Knights of San Romero High School and her hunky boyfriend Nick living in San Romero, California. She does have one big secret, however - she is descended from a long line of undead zombie slayers trained in martial arts and dark magic. Her 18th birthday, however, is not going to be any picnic for her as an army of five Dark Purveyors from the Rotten World under the leadership of the Zombie of Zombies - Killabilly and Bradford Swan are trying to annihilate all humanity. With her family and friends in danger, Juliet will need her chainsaws and lucky lollipop stash to save her town from the Rotten World.

Vehicle Voltron I: The Mightiest of Saviors Rise

The Galaxy Alliance Starship Explorer launches from Earth in the year 2981 on its mission to chart the Milky Way Galaxy and to find new planets for the Alliance to colonize or terraform to solve problems of scarce food and water supplies as well as overpopulation and resource depletion. They are forced to land and make repairs on the planet Likon by the forces of the Drule Empire of Planet Galveston, when fifteen of its primary space explorers find fifteen space-worthy ships able to join together to form the mythical Vehicle Voltron - Defender of the Near Universe. Can they join together to stop a Drule attack that threatens a peaceful planet?

The Adventures of the Little Engine That Could

This is a musical chronicle of a year in life for Tillie the Little Engine That Could and her friends like Disney animated films like Winnie the Pooh and Bambi - made in live action-animation in the style of Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends episodes with live actors composited into 1:32 scale model railway sets with engines' faces all 3-D computer animated by performance capture. Some scenes need engines to perform that are only possible via 3-D computer animation, but this film will do what it can with the practical miniatures and models. This film exposits on implications of sentient machine life. Tillie is a blue and yellow 4-4-0 American-type steam engine (like the General and Jupiter) who mainly works the yards of the Anthros Northern and Western Railroad in Nashville. When her close friend Georgia (a 4-4-0 like New York Central's #999) breaks down pulling the charity train for children over the mountains in Cumberland; Tillie steps up and believes in herself when all the other engines chicken out to take it over the mountains. After that; Tillie, Georgia and the other engines have some very unusual adventures together to make their railway run while trying to stop a diabolical diesel from taking it over at every turn.

DC Cinematic Universe (Earth-8888)

The greatest heroes of this new DC Universe - Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, Wonder Twins, Flash and Martian Manhunter for the Justice League; and the Teen Titans of Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, Cyborg and Raven - rally together to fight the greatest forces of evil known - all culminating in fighting the Monitor. Note: this is a full remake so don't choose any actors that have already played a certain character.

Gladiator Voltron I: Light of the Gladiators

In the year 2981, hiking in the foothill caves of Galaxy Alliance planet Albega in the Hyperion Galaxy, teens Alexis, Diego and Jacoby uncover three giant gladiator-shaped robots that combine to form the Gladiator Voltron of the Middle Universe. Bringing them back to Alexis' father the Professor Vekoma of Aoba Central High School, they use the robots to compete in a science fair robotics tournament. But the three find themselves being roped into a war with the One Empire of the Derinja that threatens Albega. Having declared a mighty war of nerves on Albega, the Grand Overlord of Deram and its cruel emperor Az'A send a armada under his commander Gunnery Sergeant Dust'Ox to conquer the planet. The three teens rise up to fly Gladiator Voltron and destroy Dust'Ox's forces now invading Albega.

The Pink Panther

Inspector Clouseau is a loyal if one of the most unorthodox members of the Sûreté or French National Police and has been assigned to travel with a detachment to provide security detail for Princess Dala who has escaped the overthrow of her home country Lugash by its Secret Police who are sponsoring a religious fundamentalist regime and their own crime syndicates both wanting to impose an extremist Sharia law that grants them absolute power over all of Lugash's citizens. Only with the family jewel the Pink Panther will the claim to Lugash be sealed. Knowing that Dala's family jewel the Pink Panther will be too big of a prize for his archenemy the Phantom to resist, Clouseau hopes to set a trap for the thief he attempted to catch long ago while he, his comrades and extended family try to keep the princess safe and happy. The Phantom, also known as the English playboy Sir Charles Litton, steals jewels from very rich and corrupt people while leaving a white monogrammed man's glove with the initial 'P' on it as he enacts a breed of vigilante justice that baffles INTERPOL. As he moves to prepare a theft of the diamond, he starts to fall in love with the princess. Clouseau's stumbling, bumbling antics at times relieve the tension and keep the atmosphere from getting too grim, but they all take their toll on the sanity of Clouseau's immediate superior Chief Inspector Charles LaRousse Dreyfus, who at any moment could very well snap and try to do away with and kill Clouseau.

Sailor Moon: The Motion Picture

Due to the Sailor Planet Wars of the Silver Millennium, the last fragments of the presence known as Queen Metallia and her Negaforce have doomed the Solar System. From its fiery end long ago, there are some survivors. Sent into space by their wise and loving parents, the reborn Children of the Solar Kingdoms make the voyage to our Earth of the 1970s to 1980s. As the 1990s begin, a select five or six realize that they possess a vast array of strengths that mortal humans do not have. Soon the time would come when they would need to discover their true destinies. In the frozen south of the Antarctic, the spirit of Queen Serenity helps the cats Luna and Artemis teach five girls that they must become the Sailor Scouts/Soldiers. Their mission will be to use their powers in a never-ending struggle against evil, crime, injustice and disasters on Earth. Returning to Tokyo, their leader Sailor Moon begins courting a potential Tuxedo Mask and their campaign against forces of evil.

Freelancers and the Simulation Troopers

Four Freelancer agents - Carolina, Colorado, Texas "Tex" and Washington - arrive in the Blood Gulch of the Halo Array in the 26th Century to take command of the Red and Blue Armies of the canyon to make them into better MJOLNIR VI-armored soldiers. On the Red Team is the psychotic commander Sarge, lazy slacker Grif, nerdy sycophant Simmons, lively newbie Donut, and dependable robot Lopez. On the Blue Team is the beleaguered prototype Church, Casanova wannabe Tucker, enigmatic mystic Caboose, Grif's sister Kaikaina, and split-personality Doc. As Washington and Tex take to the Blue Team to rally them for a mission to spy on and bring down the shady dealings of their creator organization - Project Freelancer, Carolina and Colorado get caught up in trying to train the Reds for the same mission as Sarge gets a taste of his own medicine from Colorado who begins helping Grif progress. As Carolina tries to keep everyones' eyes on the ultimate prize amidst the crazy antics in Blood Gulch, other renegade agents and A.I. of Project Freelancer are swarming across the galaxy to undermine the UNSC and peace in space.

Troublesome Engines

Dear Friends, News from the Main Line has not been good. Sir Topham Hatt has been having trouble. A short while ago, he gave Henry a coat of green paint, but as soon as she got her old color back again, Henry became conceited. Gordon and James, too, have been getting above themselves. I am glad to say, however, that Sir Topham Hatt has, quite kindly but very firmly, put them in their place. And now the trains are running as usual. I hope you will like meeting Percy. We shall be hearing more of her later. The Author

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... The Jedi Knights have been exterminated and the Empire rules the galaxy with an iron fist. A small group of Rebels have dared to fight back by stealing the secret plans to the Empire's mightiest weapon, the Death Star battle station. The Emperor's most trusted servant, Darth Vader, must find the plans, and locate the hidden Rebel base. Lady Winter Retrac (later married surname Celchu), a captive Rebel leader and handmaiden to Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan, sends out a distress signal along with her best friend the princess in which both are intercepted by a simple farm boy, Luke Skywalker. Seizing his destiny, Luke takes up the challenge to join Leia to rescue her handmaiden and help the Rebellion overthrow the Empire, along with such unforgettable allies as the wise Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, the cocky but fearless Corellian space pirate Han Solo, his loyal Wookiee co-pilot Chewbacca, and the droids R2-D2 and C-3PO.

The Spectrum Warriors of Sularus

A seemingly normal if clumsy guy going to a high school in Houston is taken on a weeklong field trip to Big Bend National Park. Traveling by bus out, he notices another girl brooding about her missing boyfriend. The boy and ten girls find eleven out of twelve colorful gems whilst hiking up in the Chisos Mountains. The girl brooding over the disappearance of her boyfriend finds he must have taken one of the other gems. Before they can think, our eleven main heroes are warped across space to the eponymous planet of Sularus in the distant Rho Aquarii system. Using their gems to generate new clothes, they generate new superhuman abilities and multicolored suits of powered armor similar to the Halo series’ MJOLNIR Mark VI Spartan Powered Assault Armor. Given a teeming cache of weapons and some all-terrain vehicles similar to the Warthog, our heroes must navigate and brave the dangers of Sularus. If they can unlock the mysteries left by the Sularans and find a missing boyfriend, they may be able to get back to Earth...

Power Rangers: Hypersonic Heroes

To combat the forces of Galactor; the Intergalactic Science Organization's most renown scientist Dr. Kozaburō Nambu, his machine assistants 7-Zark-7, 1-Rover-1 and Susan recruit a "science ninja team" that use enhanced biological and bionic superpowers similar to the birds their bird style costumes are modeled on, as well as advanced machines, weapons and fighting styles to stop Galactor and its new leaders - Lord Berg Katse and Lady Gel Sadra. At first consisting of five youths which include Kenneth Washio the Eagle, George "Joe" Asakura the Condor, Jun Shiratori the Swan, Jinpei Tsubakurou the Swallow and Ryu Nakanishi the Owl; two more will join to form Ultrasonic Sentai Gatcharanger/Hypersonic Power Rangers!

Thirteen Toons and an RV

In this spiritual successor to Who Framed Roger Rabbit?; all of Hollywood is out of whack when Mickey Mouse (Disney), Bugs Bunny (Warner Bros.), Tom and Jerry (Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer), Woody Woodpecker (Universal), Rocky and Bullwinkle (DreamWorks), Felix the Cat (RKO), Heckle and Jeckle (20th Century Fox), Betty Boop (Paramount), Mister Magoo (Columbia) and the Pink Panther (United Artists) come to life and file lawsuits for their studios' copyrights over them to be revoked - effectively divorcing them from their companies. Until their demands for ethical reforms across Hollywood and the creative spheres are met, they rent an RV with an aspiring young animator named Meghan accompanying them. On the run, they set off on a journey to find a new America and the American Dream with shady studio types and other psychos in hot pursuit - and a massive trail of property and vehicular damage left in their wake.

Space Ghost and the Council of Doom

We see the origins of one of the most notorious superheroes in the Hanna-Barbera pantheon as Thaddeus "Tad" J. "Jay" Eustace Bach is a Peacekeeper member of the Eidolon Elite keeping the peace in space during the 33rd Century. His pregnant wife and partner Elua make a raid on one of their own who is getting involved with various criminals in an effort to conquer the stars. With his wife and unborn child killed taking out the evil Tower, Bach barely escapes thanks to two twins. The twins, Jan and Jace along with their pet monkey Blip, rescue Bach and bring him to their old mentor Solomon. Donning a special suit and power bands equipped with phasing and invisibility technology, Bach decides to continue his wife's quest for peace and justice in the stars through becoming intergalactic warrior Space Ghost. With Lord Tower taking on a cult of followers called the Council of Doom, Space Ghost and his sidekicks will need help to save all innocent planets. This is followed up by an epilogue on the "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" set in which Space Ghost and his former arch enemies turned coworkers and best friends reminisce about the good times.

Star Trek Alpha: Galaxy of Hope

We are now able to see what effects the arrival of the Narada could have on yet another timeline after its departure into the Kelvin Timeline – but one much closer to the Prime Timeline. In this odyssey, we are able to see a universe where George Kirk lives to see his son Jim take command of the Starship Enterprise from Fleet Captain Christopher Pike. During transition, he takes on a few of its veteran crewmembers including one of Pike and Kirk's most notable friends – Mr. Spock the science officer. But this is just a beginning for Kirk’s time as the Enterprise's commanding officer. Immediately after Kirk and a few other officers begin settling in, they must respond to some urgent distress messages from the planets Delta IV, Cait and Edos. With how unstable the Neutral Zone between the Klingon Empire, Romulan Star Empire and the United Federation of Planets is now becoming; the Enterprise must take on a mission of mercy before it can begin truly exploring the galaxy. Picking up some new crew in the form of young Willard Decker and Ilia as well as Arex and M’Ress, the crew of the mighty starship must contend with a renegade faction of hybrid terrorists working to unravel the fragile peace existing in space using a rebuilt weapon. As love blossoms between Ilia and Decker, Kirk must build trust and friendship in order to effectively command.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... It is a dark time for the Rebellion. After a devastating attack on their ice base on the planet of Hoth, the Rebels are scattered across the galaxy in a desperate search of their new base on the planet of Arbra by Imperial pursuit. Luke Skywalker, R2-D2 and Princess Leia seek out the mysterious Jedi Master Yoda in the swamps of Dagobah, while Han Solo, Chewbacca, C-3PO and Winter Retrac outrun the Imperial fleet to the beautiful Cloud City of Bespin. The Emperor determines the resurgence of the Jedi to be a potentially grave threat to the future of the Empire. In an attempt to convert Luke to the dark side, the evil Darth Vader conspires with the galactically renown bounty hunter Boba Fett to lure young Skywalker into a trap. In the midst of a fierce lightsaber duel with the Dark Lord of the Sith, Luke faces a terrible truth about the Skywalker legacy - one that may prove the key to Luke freeing Vader from the Emperor's grasp.

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... In the final chapter of the original Star Wars Trilogy; Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Lando Calrissian, Winter Retrac, Chewbacca and the droids C-3PO and R2-D2 must return to Tatooine in order to free Han Solo by infiltrating the wretched stronghold of Jabba the Hutt, the galaxy's most loathsome gangster. Reunited and knowing the secret of Luke and Leia's relationship to Darth Vader, the Rebels team up with tribes of Ewoks and Yuzzum to combat the Empire on the forest moon of Endor. Meanwhile, the Emperor and Darth Vader conspire to turn Luke to the dark side, and young Skywalker is determined to rekindle the spirit of the Jedi within his and Leia's father. The Galactic Civil War culminates in the ultimate showdown, as the Rebel fleet gathers to attack the seemingly defenseless and incomplete second Death Star in the battle that will determine the fate of the galaxy.

Captain Toad and Yoshi's Color Crisis

After having helped save the Mushroom and Koopa kingdoms from disaster, Captain Toad and his ally Yoshi must rally the Mushroom and Koopa armies together in order to save the outpost of Hemato Canyon from the invading forces of the parasitic Shroob...

Suburbs of Hope

In the wake of a consequential Presidential election, five tightly knit multiracial families and a mutual friend of theirs live in inviting down-home progressive cities in a far backsliding conservative state. Arming themselves, they lead their neighbors in defending their homes from militant Right-wing terrorist legions, and they must hold on until vital aid can be delivered from the President-elect.

Tank Engine Thomas Again

Dear Friends, Here is news from Thomas' Branch Line. It is clearly no ordinary line, and life on it is far from dull. Thomas asks me to say that if you are ever in the Region, you must be sure to visit him and travel on his line. "They will have never seen anything like it," he says proudly. I know I haven't! The Author