Stories by @lliks

Sugar Hill (2022)

Remake "aggiornatta" of the film that mixing blaxploitation and zombies in 1974, became a cult film. Sugar's boyfriend Langston is ordered by a thug to sell to him "Haiti" nightclub. As he refuses, he receives a fatal beating from the henchmen of the real brains behind the blackmail; the gangster Morgan and his even more aggressive, cruel and racist girlfriend, Celeste. Then Morgan pressures Sugar to give up the business, who resist and being aware that he and his lover are responsible for Lansgton's death, seeks help from Mama Maitrese, a Voodoo priestess who summons the Lord of the dead, Baron Samedi, . and Mamam Brigitt, his wife, mistress of the cycle of life and death, to revenge her boyfriend death. The different gangsters involved begin to suffer the consequences and generate to the distrust of Detective Valentine (an ex-boyfriend of Sugar). Obviously the greatest punishment is reserved for Morgan and, above all for Celeste who will be rescued from the swamp where she and her partner sink when they try to flee helplessly from the persecution of the zombies, but she discovers that the rescue is only to be taken to the underworld, as Samedi's harem slave.

Yankee Zulu 2

Two years have passed since the first adventure. Following the defeat, Rowena and Duster, in addition to the destruction of their clandestine laboratory and the loss of their poaching grounds, faced criminal prosecution. The perfidious woman does not hesitate to betray her partner, making her boyfriend bear all the blame and thus achieving that although him received a very severe sentence, she was only considered a minor accomplice who acted induced and forced by her lover. Of course, far from sighing in relief, Rowena burns with the desire for revenge against Rhino, Zuku and the boys, in addition to recovering her economic status (that what she lost would have been obtained with tricks and crimes that she does not care about at all). To do this, she calls her sister Xantifa to her aid, who incidentally has the same life (dis) values as Rowena. Now Tiekie and Will will have twice as much fun

Yankee Zulu (2021)

The original film recounted last century the struggle of two friends against the ambitious and ruthless ex-wife of one of them and his new lover (both white supremacists) when apartheid still existed, which fortunately is past. This no longer exists, but now there are new problems there. Rhino and Zuku now also encounter an ambitious and ruthless ex-wife Rowena, dedicated to mounting unlimited poaching expeditions for people who enjoy killing animals. However, she is at something even worse: with her boyfriend they are also using animals for cruel and un unauthorized sadistic experiments. When Rhino and Zulu, trying to recover things Rowena illegally held in divorce, discover this dark secret, the cruel woman decides to end the problem with her own hands. Of course, the children of both friends with the help of the animals themselves will put things in place and subject the pair of villains to the most terrible indignities, until total defeat.

Tomb Raider - Original Story

The story of the original video game that gave rise to all the sequels and films. Lara Croft is hired to find an ancient artifact: the Scion. And from there she is involved in a series of adventures whose reason is the attempt of the CEO of Natla Tecnology to regain the power she had in ancient Atlantis and where she was confined by her ambitions.

Three Stooges: Romeos Mechanics Rusty

All the boys are dazzled by their new girlfriends and by the way, they don't pay attention to the neighbors of their car shop, even though those girls next door really love them and instead melt for their girlfriends, actually their girlfriend is unique, because Jane is the same sensual damsel who tricks them just to get jewelry and gifts. But it is worse than a gold digger. When they discover the game of that fake harpy, they decide to confront her, only to see when they arrive when she retires in front of a gang of motorcyclists much younger than her, including the one who appears to be her boyfriend and with whom they have committed several crimes investigated by the authorities. Since the puppets are not exactly clean and discreet, the mess they leave at Jane's house lets her know immediately that the children went through and recovered what she had taken from them with her tricks. But the evil villain is not willing to lose the fruit of her misdeeds and decides to go to the workshop with her thugs. A serious mistake because the puppets are local there and, with the help of the neighboring girls, they show that the tools (torches, abrasives, hammers, glue, keys or grease pumps) are better weapons than firearms, knives of pocket and chains of bad girls and boys.

Zorro & Z

After having fought against the corruption of the Spanish colonial agents in California, Don Diego de la Vega lived with tranquility the following years and was able to rest Zorro. After declaring Mexico's independence, Don Diego notes with concern that some adventurers whose greatest exponent is Colonel Orduña, take advantage of that moment to take personal advantage, even at the cost of that independence and freedom. De la Vega's son, a regular participant in political affairs and a lawyer, does not believe in violating the strict law, but to his father's surprise, his daughter is the one who shows skills and mettle to take his place. He decides to prepare her to avoid together the abuses and the plans of the conspirators. However, there will also be a female counter-figure, Countess Concepción de Arzagá, Orduña's girlfriend, who participates in a dark sect and is the real brain behind the colonel's abuse of power and crimes, to the point of planning to kidnap her own niece to extort money from her brother-in-law. This kidnapping will open a comic streak in the action story, home-alone style.

Perfect Target

The perfect target was a modest 1997 video film, which surprisingly foreshadowed the rise of authoritarian populism in emerging countries in the first 15 years of the 21st century. This is an adaptation that tries to preserve the essence of the original. David Benson is hired to serve the security of a Central American country. There he soon discovers that corruption is the rule of the dictatorship and that he has been hired only to be used as a scapegoat while the female president and his henchmen profit from her crimes. He must flee and ends up joining the resistance that tries to overthrow the tyranny.

Cleopatra Jones & the casino of gold

The user kingjordan introduced the certain possibility that WB would eventually remake Cleopatra Jones. This would be a reeboot of Cleo's second movie that was less successful but over the years it became a cult film. In it Cleo is required before the kidnapping of two agents - inclusive one childhood friend of hers - who were captured in the Far East. Upon making contact with her people there, she learns that they were kidnapped by Bianca J. (aka Lady Dragon), the largest drug trafficker in Asia who hopes to flood the United States with her synthetic drug and whose facade is a luxurious Hotel-Casino, where she herself lives lustfully in the upper floors. Cleo realizes that the ransom will not be enough. To eradicate the problem, she must destroy the ambitious, arrogant and perverted Dragon Lady and her empire of crime and depravity