Stories by @lactatussolidiphustechnician
4 stories
Schmitmars: Civil War
Set in the main canon and five years after the events of No More Schmitmars 2. The rift between the Schmitmar brothers has never been greater than it is now, after Adriano killed Ben and Mona (the woman all three brothers loved). Declan thinks they should try and resurrect Ben, Adriano (now a recluse) thinks the world is better off without the Schmitmars. At their yearly Thanksgiving potluck, the two living Schmitmar brothers get into an argument that spirals into all out war between family and their acquaintances.
Old Man Schmitmar
This alternate universe story asks the question: “What if Ben and Adriano Schmitmar never went back to save Declan from the pits of hell?” See the full synopsis here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-tB_vv5nEY7RnGauUYDnHRe8qlt3aWLEKcJY9vuDYsk/edit
The Real Housewives of the Irishman
Set after the events of The Irishman 5 and before the events of No More Schmitmars, the Schmitmars and their friends have come back to life. But the iconic and lovable Schmitmar brothers aren’t the only guys having wacky adventures: their wives are too! This 8 episode miniseries sees the iconic Lady Schmitmars unraveling a mystery bigger than any you’ve seen before. “What mystery?” you ask? The one surrounding the Cult of the Man Who Paints Houses, a league of evil individuals seeking to reincarnate the Irishman.
The Irishman 5
After realizing Declan was not accepted into the pearly gates, Ben and Adriano Schmitmar must embark on a perilous journey to Hell in order to convert their fallen brother to Christianity. The Schmitmars see familiar faces and face reckoning from their literal demons in the epic finale to the Irishman saga.