Stories by @Jeshisthename
587 stories

Biff
Details the life and times of actress Elizabeth Hartman, whose versatile acting career and tender personality was paralleled by a longtime battle with depression and insecurity.

Walt: The Life and Times of an American Daydreamer
Chronicles the life story and whirlwind career of Walter E. Disney, from his Laugh-O-Gram days to his death in 1966. How he pioneered an entire genre of film and the behind the scenes ups and downs of an impassioned visionary.

We'll Be Right Back After This Murder
Hampton Bellamy is dead. In fact, he’s deader than dead, considering he was shot, stabbed, poisoned, clubbed, AND run over by a truck. ’I like things simple,’ says police captain Bogie, but at this point, everyone in Bellamy’s household is now a suspect. Could it be one of his sisters, Dorthella or Darnella? What about his gambling nephew Percy, who takes odds on who’ll be next? Or niece Cherise, who plans her future by the stars? When Bogie says the murderer was stupid, vain nephew Carlton protests by exclaiming, ’I am not!’ While it seems that he walked right into the captain’s trap, the others aren’t off the hook yet, considering there’s now another victim thanks to an exploded landmine. Between an inept ’bomb expert’ who swings her metal detector wildly and a narcoleptic life insurance agent who shares details about Bellamy’s million-dollar policy between naps, there’s no end to the hilarity! Clues pile up as fast as victims in this topsy-turvy comedy where everyone suspects everyone. This fast-paced farce is loaded with comedic characters, amusing scenes, and tons of wonderful stage action.

It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (2020)
A group of motorists hear about a crook's hidden stash of loot, and race against each other across the country to get to it.

November Lights
An insecure singer/songwriter, a combative poet, an outspoken musician, and a jazz enthusiast form a band that eventually sends them on different creative paths.

The Twilight Zone Movie: II
In this continuation to the original 1983 cult classic, Twilight Zone Part II depicts the reimagining of five episodes of the classic Rod Serling Show, each helmed by a critically acclaimed horror director. Eye of the Beholder The Howling Man The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street The Hitch-Hiker Time Enough At Last

Bartholomew and the Oobleck
When a mysterious green substance starts raining from the atmosphere, a young boy must find a way to rescue the kingdom and it’s subjects from the ensuing storm.

I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together
Television veteran Carol Burnett creates one of the most influential comedy variety shows of all time.

The James Bond Singers
At the beginning of every James Bond movie, an original song is sung over a psychedelic opening. It’s an explosive, mysterious, often atmospheric start to our spy adventure. Some of the best musicians around have sung these title songs, by there are still many other talents who could lend their musical prowess to a Bond outing. But the question is, who exactly should bend to the task?

Radium Girls
After her cousin dies from radiation exposure, a former dial painter begins a lawsuit against the malpractices of her corporation for gross negligence regarding the deathly side effects of their radium products.

Phineas and Ferb (The Edgy Reboot)
Imagine a world where a live action reboot of Phineas and Ferb premiered, but it starred teenage to twentysomething actors and the plot heavily featured supernatural dread, murder, rival gangs, weird musical episodes, complex love triangles, and all the other qualities of the beloved show Riverdale. What would a mix between Phineas and Ferb look like?

A Contract with God
Four stand-alone stories make up the book: in "A Contract with God" a religious man gives up his faith after the death of his young adopted daughter; in "The Street Singer" a has-been diva tries to seduce a poor, young street singer, who tries to take advantage of her in turn; a bullying racist is led to suicide after false accusations of pedophilia in "The Super"; and "Cookalein" intertwines the stories of several characters vacationing in the Catskill Mountains.

The Divine One
A biopic chronicling the life and career of four time Grammy Award winner, Sarah Vaughan. Who rose to prominence in the early forties and went on to become one of the most wonderful voices of the 20th century.

Disney's Isle of Dogs (1974)
Wes Anderson's second animated film if it were made by Disney in the early seventies.

Nightmare
An obsessive hypnotherapist's attempt to uncover the recurring dreams of an insomniac woman and timid child result in horrifying consequences.

Olympic
Set during the 54th Annual Olympiad, two competitors engage in a toxic battle for the olive wreath. Resulting in the first recorded death in the Ancient Olympics.

Harry Potter (U.S. Edition) Circa 2012
An alternate universe where the Harry Potter franchise is set in America, and therefore the cast of characters are played by American actors.

Infinity War (But with YouTubers)
Imagine if all of the actors in the MCU were suddenly unavailable for 2018's Avengers: Infinity War and the only people in the entertainment industry willing to take their places are YouTubers.

The Long Walk
A Polish army lieutenant escapes from a Siberian Gulag with six other companions on a six-thousand-mile journey into Tibet.

Red
A famed abstract expressionist is commissioned to paint a group of murals for the Four Seasons Restaurant, where his views on life and art severely clash with his young assistant.