Stories by @Jeshisthename
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Who Should Play A Drill Sergeant In A Movie?
Who would you most like to see play a drill sergeant character in a war/ military themed movie?
A Dangerous Jape
A slimy real estate salesman and his alt-right friend decide to trick a mutual peer into thinking he's going insane- with disastrous results.
The Slaughterhouse
A cutthroat gym teacher takes eight cross-country hopefuls away to a remote Coloradan farmhouse and subjects them to a toxic week of training.
The Raven Highborn
In the far off kingdom of Molierra, a romantic beggar plans to woo the princess with the help of his trickster brother.
The Golden Calf
A dramatization of the creation of the Golden Calf while Moses was away on Mount Sinai; and the disastrous consequences that befell as a result.
Whiplash: 1980s Edition
If the Damien Chazelle debut were made in 1989.
The Profligate
A broker in early 1800s Oregon infiltrates a powerful syndicate of corruption with the help of an aging lawman and an indentured boxer.
Reenactment
After surviving a traumatic assault, a woman is tasked with reenacting the events of that night with her willing boyfriend. Sending them on a spiral of increasingly drastic decisions.
The Master: 1940s Edition
After returning from the Second World War, having witnessed many horrors, a charismatic intellectual creates a faith-based organization in an attempt to provide meaning to his life. He becomes known as "The Master". His right-hand man, a former drifter, begins to question both the belief system and The Master as the organization grows and gains a fervent following.
House of the Fraternal Order
A pair of psych ward patients are transferred to an extravagant foster house inhabited by various students, athletes, and other motley characters who each play a part in a grander scheme.
The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe
Who would you most like to have read out the complete works of Edgar Allen Poe?
The Ape Man
An expedition crew washes up on a remote island populated by a tribe of primordial savages.
Hamilton: 1970s Edition
If the Lin Manuel Miranda musical were made in the late seventies for the silver screen.
Somerville
Roger Blythe is a well-to-do novelist in New York City with a beautiful spouse and a moderately successful career. One night while driving home from a house-party he suddenly awakens in the bed of a snow white hospital, as if from a deep sleep. He's told by everyone around him that he's been in a coma for several years, and that he is really Gilbert Janes, the resident of an idyllic village in the countryside called Somerville. The townspeople greet his recovery with thunderous applause but Roger has his doubts about this supposed "real life" that he's woken up in.
Sabrina Online
Based Upon the online comic strip by Eric W. Schwartz, Sabrina Online tells the story of an anthropomorphic skunk and her life with her roommate, job at a porn studio, and relationship with her nerdy boyfriend.
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri: UK Edition
A recast of the critically acclaimed Martin McDonagh film with an all British Cast.
Infinite Jest
A fringe group of Québécois radicals plan a violent geopolitical coup. Various residents of the Boston area reach "rock bottom" with their substance abuse problems, and enter a residential drug and alcohol recovery program where they progress in recovery through Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous. Students train and study at an elite tennis academy run by James and Avril Incandenza, and Avril's adopted brother Charles Tavis. The history of the Incandenza family unfolds, focusing on the youngest son, Hal.
Wendy & Peter
An aging Wendy Darling follows Peter Pan back to Neverland after he kidnaps her only daughter. Discovering sinister truths about her childhood adventures that she never realized before.
The Virtuoso
The promising life and career of a young violinist painstakingly crumbles after being diagnosed with a motor neuron disease.
Walk Across the Moon
An aimless bachelor reeling from a recent breakup falls for a mysterious woman at a lavish party in the Hollywood Hills. Resulting in a fantasia of music and color as he becomes determined to win her heart.