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Blonde Phantom
Louise Grant is a secretary at the Mark Mason Detective Agency, and secretly in love with her boss. When he is on a case, Louise takes off her glasses and lets her hair down, becoming the glamorous masked hero, rescuing him from danger in a floor-length evening gown. In a gender reverse to the famous Superman/Lois Lane dynamic, Mark is in love with the Blonde Phantom, and has no interest in the mousy secretary back at the office. With the dissolution of the O.S.S., Mark started up his own private detective agency, and continued employing Louise as his secretary. As the Blonde Phantom, Louise accompanied Mark on a voyage to England to return jewels that were gifted to George Washington by British loyalists. The jewels were stolen by an descendant of the loyalists calling himself the Redcoat, but the Blonde Phantom and Mark traced him to his ancestors tomb, where the villain fell to his death, and recovered the stolen jewels. Returning to the United States, Blonde Phantom followed Mark to Hollywood to investigate threats against the life of actor Ken Chalmers, who is the star in a remake of the film Mister Stranger. Although they fail to stop Chalmers from being killed, the capture the murderer Edgar Elliot, the lead actor in the original Mister Stranger who sought to keep his legacy untarnished. FROM: https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Louise_Grant_(Earth-616) and Wikipedia

Farm Of Dreams
A bunch of crazy people decided to own a farm, Weed Farm. A bunch of friends and a farm in Oregon. Great boss Joe Mays, his friend Eddie and the best, funniest, weirdest, highest and best friends and staff. Happy life on the farm, lots of characters with different personalities, the story that even life on the farm can be great, life is the way you make it and the way you make it to the people around you. Strawberry Springs Farms and Weed were able to bring people around here together. Strawberry Springs Farms is gradually conquering the entire market. Employees go through everything, plant seeds, harvest plants, create new specials, gain new consumers even in the most unusual places. There is a lot of weed, the whole film is full of funny scenes and quotes.

Arthur Simon, The Happy Homeless
Once there was a man, he had a lot of it, no one knows what happened, but there was a lot, life didn't cuddle with him. From what is said on the streets, we know that his name, Arthur Simon, and that he lived a normal life, he was happy, had a family, house, good job, once everything went wrong, and lost everything he ever had, property and family, ended up on the street, all he had was a bag and old books that family owned for generations, parents always read them to their children, as did he. Arthur found friends Bob, Billy and John. Bob was the oldest and so wise, but he got on the street by his mistake, getting tricked by a con man. Billy became an orphan in childhood, and he didn't make money to keep the house and study, he's a great painter. John, yeah John is me, the narrator, but not a main character, I was the manager, but I lost everything in a crisis, then I was a cowboy at a theme park, but even that went bankrupt. Arthur once needed money to send a gift to his only relative, daughter Carol, on her 15th birthday. He went to sell his books, when he was in antiquarian, the salesman told him he is homeless, so he must have stolen the books from an outdoor library in some park, never returned the books, and threw him out of the store. 15 years later, these books went up for auction, the value of one book was 20,000 USD. A very rich man found out about the auction, bought all the books, nothing is known about him, how he got the money, but his name was Arthur Simon.

Nuclear World War
Nuclear war has destroyed the world as we know it. The year is 2080. Sioux City is a devastated place ruled by rebels. 2078 nuclear war, Third World War started. World were separated to two groups. Group A (West Addition) there where North, South America, Africa, West, Central Europe, Spain, Portugal, SriLanka, Armenia, Georgia, Israel, Philippines, Australia, Oceania, Thailand, Nepal, Laos, Cambodia, India, Shanghai, HongKong, Sichuan, Hunan, Tibet, other parts of separated China. Group B (Red Dead) of Russia, Asia, Middle East, all from turkey to China, Italy, Indonesia, Malaysia, Turkey, Jordan, Morocco, Lebanon, DPRK, Azerbaijan, Vietnam, Romania, Belarus. Former Yugoslavia, Greece and Switzerland where neutral. Ukraine, Kazakhstan, Baltic Countries, South Korea, where Conquered by Russia before Nuclear War. Nuclear War started when DPRK sent Atomic Bomb to Nevada, then USA deleted DPRK from universe, Russia and Iran with Middle East attacked Australia and Poland. War Continued, World is devastated, All Group B countries where Beated. Brave fishmonger, William King is only hope. He starts a secret revolutionary organization called Freedom Federation, not alone, there are Sam, Ray, Ben, Mike, Luis, Joe. The fight is jeopardised when He is tricked by spiteful computer programmer, Albert Wolski, and injures his hand. Armed with guns and grenades, Freedom Federation try their best to save mankind, but can they defeat predatory rebels and restore the USA to its former glory?

Live and Let Die
Live and Let Die remake

Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty's Secret Service Remake

Mr. Bean
Second Series Episodes: 1. Bless You, Mr. Bean! - Mr. Bean is in Theatre, Mr. Bean is sick. 2. It’s Big fish, Mr. Bean. - Mr. Bean going to fishing, Mr. Bean shopping in groceries. 3. Summer Time with Mr. Bean - Travel by train, Mr. Bean in Resort 4. Mr. Bean staying fit - Mr. Bean is in Gym and also trying aerobic, Mr. Bean in sauna 5. Scaring of Mr. Bean - He goes to Halloween party, he accidentally ran over a cat 6. Just Score, Mr. Bean - Mr. Bean is in park and play football, Mr. Bean is in hospital 7. It’s Merry Christmas Again, Mr. Bean - Mr. Bean was invited to Christmas party, Mr. Bean trying some fireworks 8. Beware of skiing, Mr. Bean - Mr. Bean is in the mountains, Mr. Bean buying new bed 9. Good Luck, Mr. Bean - Mr. Bean in casino, Mr. Bean on wedding 10. Mr. Bean with Love - Mr. Bean on date at dinner and bowling, Mr. Bean try dating web

Meteor Man
The Meteor Man is a formerly cowardly schoolteacher named Jefferson Reed living in Washington D.C. where his neighborhood was terrorized by a gang called the Golden Lords who are allied with a drug lord named Anthony Byers. One day, he witnessed a robbery by two kids who were trying to join the Golden Lords. While defending his neighborhood from an attacking gang, Jefferson Reed was hit by a meteorite. When he woke up in the hospital, he found he had developed weird superhuman abilities, which he then used to fight for justice, Superhuman Strength, Super Speed, Healing Power, Flight, X-Ray Vision, Invulnerability, Laser Vision, Freezing Breath, Imbue Fertility, Telekinesis, Zoopathy: He can communicate telepathically with dogs. Can absorb a book's content by touch. However, the Golden Lords' leader Simon Cain has also been exposed to the same meteor. Both men try to avoid getting drained of their powers and need constant exposure to a meteor fragment or they will lose their powers. Jefferson absorbed the energies in Simon and defeated them. When Simon was defeated, Anthony and his men show up to finish the job as the Bloods and the Crips come to Meteor Man's side. Anthony and his men plan to "take a vacation in the Bahamas." Just then, the police arrive and arrest the bad guys.

Spider-Man 7: Kraven's Last Hunt
Kraven hunts down Spider-Man, defeats him, and seemingly shoots him to death. Kraven then buries him, and dons a copy of Spider-Man's costume to prove himself superior at his adversary's former activities. While spending time roaming New York and brutally attacking criminals, Kraven culminates his crusade with the successful unarmed capture of Vermin, whom Spider-Man previously needed the help of Captain America to defeat. After two weeks, Spider-Man revives from the effects of Kraven's tranquilizer dart and digs his way out of the grave. When Spider-Man confronts Kraven, the hunter does not fight back, considering himself the victor and his final point made. Kraven then releases Vermin, who attacks Spider-Man, thinking him to be the one who so brutally beat him before. Vermin is able to defeat Spider-Man, but Kraven intervenes before Vermin can kill him. He allows Vermin to go free, and tells Spider-Man he can pursue him if he desires, but that Kraven's hunting days have ended. While Spider-Man goes after Vermin, Kraven retires to his home, reminiscing about his past and the peace he now feels. He leaves a confession of his burying and impersonating Spider-Man for the police to find, complete with photographic proof. Spider-Man catches up with Vermin and lures him above ground, where sensory overload renders him helpless. He turns Vermin over to the police and goes home to his wife.

Leslie Nielsen: King Of Deadpan
We can hardly believe that he played episodic roles in 160 television movies or series and another 63 cinema films, and yet he became known almost exclusively as a white-haired old man from crazy parodies. Leslie William Nielsen was born in Regina, Saskatchewan, and grew up in Tulita. His mother, Mabel Elizabeth (Davies), was Welsh. Father, Ingvard Eversen Nielsen, was a lieutenant in the Canadian Mounted Police, born in Denmark. His acting career began at a much earlier age, when he was forced to lie to his father in order to avoid severe punishment. After moving to Alberta, the Royal Canadian Air Force to pursue a career as a shooter. As the saying goes, all good things will end one day, and just as he was about to go overseas, World War II ended. He then began working as a disc jockey at a radio station in Calgary. In 1948, he got his first small role in an episode of Studio One. He began receiving big offers, playing musicals, science fiction, drama, Ben-Hur, Western, in the acclaimed Tammy and Bachelor. then he became the white-haired all-powerful king of comedy, statesman, secret agent, president, dracula, exorcised devil, Santa, etc. On October 10, 2002, he was appointed an officer of the Order of Canada.

American Pie 80s
American Pie in 80s

Daredevil And Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' origin story paid homage to the first issue of Daredevil from 1963, in which young Matt Murdock is blinded by a radioactive isotope while pushing an old blind man from the path of an oncoming truck. Eastman and Laird extrapolated that after the canister containing that isotope struck Murdock, it collided with a bystander who was carrying a fishbowl containing his pets — four baby turtles. The turtles and the canister, which bore the initials T.C.R.I., fell down a grate into the sewer below, where they were discovered by an inquisitive rat, Splinter. Splinter had been the pet of the exiled ninja warrior Hamato Yoshi, who was slain along with his lover, Tang Shen, by the treacherous Oroku Saki, who blamed Yoshi for the death of his brother, Oroku Nagi. THIS TEXT IS FROM: https://theweek.com/captured/446321/fascinating-origin-story-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles Staff, T. W. (2015, January 8). The fascinating origin story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles. The Week. Retrieved January 6, 2022, from https://theweek.com/captured/446321/fascinating-origin-story-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles

Tombstone Mini-Series
TV Mini-Series Show version of Tombstone. Legendary marshal Wyatt Earp, now a weary gunfighter, joins his brothers Morgan and Virgil to pursue their collective fortune in the thriving mining town of Tombstone. But Earp is forced to don a badge again and get help from his notorious pal Doc Holliday when a gang of renegade brigands and rustlers begins terrorizing the town.

Scooby-Doo 70s
Scooby-Doo in 70s

Vote
Tom Selleck, as Abraham Simpson, and Bob Saget, as Danny Rockefeller. A film about old friendship and rivalry. They fight again in the fight for the Oval Office. They used to be best friends, but once their paths separated and everyone went differently, if it were like this, it would be "just" a little sad, but this friendship didn't end well. When they were in college, one day Abe became popular and began to forget his best friend Danny, he didn't come to help with the party fight against two boys from the football team because of the party, Danny had to fight them himself and eventually lost, then he became angry and decided to avenge Abe for what he had done to him. Danny announced that Abraham had AIDS, so everyone didn't want to be friends with him. They both quarreled, ending a friendship full of funny moments, beautiful women, beer and sports. Both are running for president. The war for the oval office has brought them back together, there is a lot of hatred between them, the debates are fierce, relations are bad, and nerves are tense. Both are going through elections. Whom will win and become the new President of the United States? Can they forgive and renew their friendship? the film is full not only of politics and all those things about elections, but also of funny moments, relationships with women and among candidates.

If I Ran the Zoo
If I Ran the Zoo opens with the book's protagonist and narrator, Gerald McGrew, arriving at a zoo alone. The young boy stands before a lion cage. In it, a single lion is lying down and looking content. The lion's expression is similar to that of the zookeeper, who stands next to the cage with his hands in his pockets. Gerald comments that it is a pretty good zoo, and that the man who runs it seems proud. However, Gerald begins to speculate about what fascinating imagined creatures he would bring to the zoo if he ran it. Zookeeper is not only one who listening,there is also beautiful girl Ann, this character is not in the book. Gerald lists animals he would like to capture, include a ten-footed lion, an elephant-cat, a Flustard (who eats only mustard and custard), a goat-dog-squirrel hybrid called the Joat, a family of deer with their antlers knotted together, a cave-dweller called the Natch, and finally the world's largest bird, a Fizza-ma-Wizza-ma-Dill. Throughout his narration, Gerald speculates that the public would react in surprise to every new creature he brings back to the McGrew Zoo. However, the story returns at the end to reality: Gerald is still standing before the lion exhibit and the actual zookeeper. The book ends with Gerald commenting that these are the changes he would make if he ran the zoo. Then he realized Ann for the first time, she came closer to him and told him, he is dreamer and she liked his vision, he invited her to walk around the zoo with him.

Football Nation
the NFL football team, Santa Fe Marlins disbanded, all players except John Norris, Bud Mondo and Frank Greenington left the team and went to play in other clubs. However, team owner Bernie Redford is determined to play next season according to plan and will commission former coach Ronald Sampson and Jimmy McGlober to form a team. Jimmy will offer a place at the head of the team to a player who is one of the best of all time, Aaron Braddock is in his forties and this season could be final. Jimmy McGlober is looking for players wherever he can, in and out of the league, in the lower league, among amateurs in playgrounds in parks, anywhere. A team full of amateurs that no one trusts at all should enter the season and fight for honor and win the Super Bowl.

Animal
Animal, Originally L’Animal is very popular french movie with Belmondo from 1977. An original comedy about stuntman Mike (J.-P. Belmondo), who gets into a difficult financial situation. In addition, his fiancée Jane Gardner (R. Welch) has just taken offense and intends to marry an elderly earl on purpose. And to make matters worse, Mike still has to deal with the effeminate actor Bruno Ferrari (J.-P. Belmondo), whom he is to represent. Jean Paul Belmondo shines in a phenomenal double role and a number of unforgettable scenes. The film is full of funny and stunt scenes. He pretends for a while with a random wife and groups of children the inability and retardation to get support from a social worker, sometimes takes unreal orders again, and eventually gets an offer for huge money, trying to regain the heart of his ex-fiancée, not only having to make a stuntman ferrari, but he also has to impersonate him in public to win a few moments with his ex-fiancée Jane Gardner

Stag Party
a group of guys from one family decided to go for a Stag Party. Jamie is a professional NHL hockey player, he rented a big car from San Francisco to Palm Springs, their car breaks down on the way, so they have to get on the train. They got drunk on the train and forgot to get out and drove all the way to Texas. There they boarded a plane and flew to Palm Springs. His father Rudy, Grandpa Joe, Uncles Tom, John, Mike and Hans, father-in-law Danny, and his wife's uncles Jesse and Joey also drive. This unrestrained gang decided to visit Palm Springs. They rented all rooms in one smaller hotel with a swimming pool. And the fun starts with drinking beer and bourbon, smoking cigars, going to local bars, playing darts, billiards, and then deciding to have a big party at the hotel with the pool they have rented. The guys split up and handed out flyers with invitations to pretty girls. But the party has collapsed and they wake up the next day and do not remember anything from the evening, but it is even worse, they woke up in the same hotel, but in 1992. They later find out that they met Santa Claus at the party at night, who is by the way the biggest party goer of all. Santa wanted to make them happy, so he gave them a miracle, put them back in time, and gave them the opportunity to change the past and thus the present and the future.

The Big Store
four young men who are mainly interested in motorcycles and girls, but can't keep any jobs because of their craziness. They meet in a bistro associated with the shop, which belongs to their older friend Emil. One day, a large supermarket will be built in the neighborhood, which will attract customers to all local small businesses. These four friends decide to take revenge by stealing goods in a supermarket in various refined ways and selling them at bargain prices in Emil's grocery store.