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The Benguin

After the life altering events of the Schmidt Season 2, Benjamin breaks out on his own in “The Benguin”. The Benguin sees Benjamin move to New Gunea to try and establish himself as top dog of the criminal underworld with his gang of loyal companions. They come into conflict with the Seducer Squad, a rival gang led by a Richard De La Ruina, who is known in criminal circles as the ruthless criminal the ‘Seducer’. All of this happens while Solid Schmidt is forced to reconnect with his estranged family who runs their own criminal organization. Ultimately it’s going to have to be up to Benjamin and Solid Schmidt to put aside old rivalries and come together with Solid Schmidt’s family to come out on top and establish themselves as New Guinea’s chief operators. There is no lore reason for the show to be called the Benguin.

The Schmidt Season 2

After the captivating events of Season 1, The Schmidt Season 2 takes things to a whole new level. After achieving his dreams momentarily, Adriano has decided to take things more seriously. He works with his sous chef Tanya to make The Schmidt worthy of his dead brother’s love. Eventually Adriano and Tanya cook a dish so legendary , Fettuccine Alfredo , the mere smell of it brings Ben back to life. Ben sheds his skin and achieves his ultimate form: Benjamin. When Benjamin eats his meal he comes to a realization, he has to start an Irish mob. So he moves out of the Schmidt and goes to start up a gang with Solid Schmidt, who is unemployed after failing to stop the Schmidt’s success and not being able to kill Adriano and Molly Ringwald. Meanwhile Adriano’s old flame, Mona Sax comes back into the picture. Trying to allure him to join Hack Sydnee’s new team, of which Molly Ringwald has already joined. Molly Ringwald does recruitment for Hack Sydnee’s team, and eventually recruits someone so dangerous the world trembles: Jigsaw. Molly also strikes up a relationship with Tanya during this time, it’s quite wholesome.

The Schmidt

In this reboot of the beloved Schmitmar universe, they take on a whole new medium: premium television. After the death of his brother Ben, Adriano Schmitmar finds himself in charge of a failing restaurant and having to bring it back up to speed himself. He works alongside his sister Molly Ringwald Schmitmar, his sous chef Tanya, as well as other deep and complex yet wacky side characters to make this restaurant into his dream spot “The Schmidt”. Can he do this will fighting his demons as well as the return of his non related cousin “Solid Schmidt” who was sent to stop the progress of the restaurant and eventually kill Adriano and Molly Ringwald due to their ties to the mob. *SPOILERS* By the end of this amazing season of television, Adriano found himself successfully finding enough funds to make the Schmidt the best restaurant in all of New Orleans…the problem is: it’s based in New York.

A Good Day To Die Schmitmar

This is it, this is how the Schmitmars died. Adriano and Declan have put aside their differences and have embraced their new roles as reluctant brothers. But just when all seems well, the Illuminati comes back and they’re playing for keeps. SPOILERS: Adriano and Declan are dead after this.

No More Schmitmars 2

Set after the events of No More Schmitmars, Adriano Schmitmar and his new family (his son Danny and his new wife Venice) are living peacefully on a farm when they are contacted by the American branch of the Illuminati comprised of former presidents and reality tv stars to undertake a dangerous task. The Illuminati tells them that Adriano’s former lover from college, Mona Sax is back. Which wouldn’t be a huge deal all by itself if it wasn’t for the fact that Mona had broken the bond between Adriano and his brothers previously. Mona was sleeping with Adriano and Declan at the same time and was really good friends with Ben. To add more tension to this sudden return, Mona has strapped bombs to the earth’s core and has made it clear that the only way it’s getting deactivated is if Adriano and his family kill the other two Schmitmar brothers, their partners and their spawn. Adriano reluctantly agrees to take on this task. SIGNIFICANT PLOT POINTS Ben gets killed by Adriano but when the family goes to kill Declan, Declan reveals a secret to defeating Mona. They set out to defeat her. Adriano distracts Mona while the others defuse the bombs. After Adriano gets the ok, Adriano and Mona embrace one last time and Adriano stabs her heart. Adriano then leaves his family and tells the Illuminati to do it’s own dirty work from now on. He then goes to live in the desert for a while.

No More Schmitmars

You thought it was the end, but it was only the beginning. Set after the events of The Irishman 5, Adriano Schmitmar is made aware by Saint Peter that his son is still alive and being held captive by The Temptress who brought back all of Adriano’s ex-wives as corrupted evil versions of themselves. Disturbed, Adriano decides to come back to life to save his son, but he won’t be alone. Now Adriano and Saint Peter must team up with other wacky characters to take down The Temptress and Adriano’s ex-wives to save Adriano’s son.

The Irishman 4

Ben has had enough. After the death of his sugar daddy, his favorite customer and his pimp, he got religion. The religion of Hack Sydnee, a subpar filmmaker with a few surprisingly decent movies and a poorly though-out shared universe of GI Joe characters. At his lowest point Hack Sydnee corrupts Ben’s mind and pits him against his brothers forcing him to kill Adriano and Declan’s second wives. Now it’s time for vengeance. Witness the end of the saga.

The Irishman 3

After the epic battle between the Schmitmar’s and The Irishman’s forces in “The Irishman 2”, our heroes are at their lowest point when they encounter their newly made clones. Their clones kill their wives and Ben’s sugar daddy, now the boys are on the path of revenge.

The Irishman 2

The Schmitmar brothers have to band together to defeat the titular Irishman after he brutally kills their father and kidnaps their mother. Also a sequel to the hit 2018 classic “The Irishman”