Stories by @ifancastthee

Almost Cast Counterparts: Heath Ledger's Joker

There's no way he'd be good in the role

Almost Cast Counterparts: Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow

Long way from Budapest

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (2023)

Bruce Wayne reconciles with a former lover, Andrea Beaumont, and faces a mysterious vigilante, the titular Phantasm, who is murdering Gotham City's crime bosses.

The Age of Innocence (2023)

In Victorian-era New York, wealthy lawyer Newland Archer falls in love with a woman separated from her husband, while he is engaged to the woman's cousin.

Almost Cast Counterparts: Anne Hathaway's Catwoman

Oops... nobody told me it was breakable :(

Almost Cast Counterparts: Uma Thurman's Poison Ivy

It's a jungle in here

Almost Cast Counterparts: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mr. Freeze

The ice age

Almost Cast Counterparts: Tommy Lee Jones' Two-Face

"You always were a good friend Bruce" *gets killed by Bruce*

Almost Cast Counterparts: Qui-Gon Jinn

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent

Almost Cast Counterparts: Neo

I know kung fu

Almost Cast Counterparts: Danny DeVito's Penguin

*bites your nose off*

Almost Cast Counterparts: Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman

Meow

Almost Cast Counterparts: Vesper Lynd

Best Bond girl

Almost Cast Counterparts: Gamora

One more step and this weird thing gets it

Almost Cast Counterparts: Finn

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Almost Cast Counterparts: Emma Stone's Gwen Stacy

*Minecraft death sound*

Almost Cast Counterparts: Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man

Just one Spider-Mahn... OR WOMAN! We don know... fur shur...

Almost Cast Counterparts: Doctor Emmett Brown

They found me, I don't how but they found me

Almost Cast Counterparts: RDJ's Iron Man

Back in black, I hit the sack

Almost Cast Counterparts: Joel Schumacher's Batmen

Imma recast both Kilmer and Clooney's version cuz their choices overlapped a lot