Stories by @iamanerd

Adventure Time

Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo. Assisted by his magical dog, Jake, Finn roams the Land of Ooo righting wrongs and battling evil. Usually that evil comes in the form of the Ice King, who is in search of a wife. He's decided he should wed Princess Bubblegum, though she doesn't want to marry him. Still, he persists in trying to steal her away, and Finn and Jake, along with Lady Raincorn (a cross between a unicorn and a rainbow) do their best to keep her from harm.

Muppets Go to the Movies

The muppets taking over the biggest movies of today

Nanny Piggins

From Mary Poppins to Nanny McPhee, children’s literature is full of nannies. Some are mean and frumpy, some are kind and loving, and some are magical. But never before has there been a nanny like Nanny Piggins --- a chocolate-eating, anti-authoritarian, pie-baking, portrait-painting, former flying pig of the circus nanny! But like so many fictional nannies, R. A. Spratt’s heroine, the titular character in the chapter book THE ADVENTURES OF NANNY PIGGINS, enters the lives of her charges at just the right time and brings just the right amount of adventure and unconditional love. The Green children --- 11-year-old Derrick, nine-year-old Samantha and seven-year-old Michael --- are essentially neglected by their father. He works a lot, often in order to avoid them, and when he’s home, he doesn’t spend time with them at all. In fact, the neglect has drawn the attention of the government. So Mr. Green, even though he’d rather not pay the money, has to find a nanny to care for the children. His efforts to solicit professional child care amount to a hand-painted sign stating “Nanny wanted: enquire within.” Things do not look good for the children until a knock on the door, on a rainy night, brings Sarah Piggins to them. And even though Sarah Piggins is actually a pig in a dress, she becomes the nanny for the Green family. The fact of Nanny Piggins’s piggishness is not what is so amazing about her. As Derrick, Samantha and Michael soon learn, Nanny Piggins has an absolute disregard for rules and propriety, an enormous sense of adventure, many interesting talents, non-conventional ideas about nutrition, and to top it all off, her brother is a huge Russian dancing bear. She never tells them to clean their rooms or take a bath, and allows them to eat as much sugar as they want. Most importantly, she listens to them and cares for them. Soon the Green children come to love their nanny, and she comes to love them, too. From spending the money for school uniforms at an amusement park (and then making their own) to thwarting the efforts of a door knob thief (and in the process discovering a wonderful secret about the children’s deceased mother), from sailing with Korean fishermen to administering justice to a young burglar, Nanny Piggins and the children have one hilarious adventure after another (eating lots of chocolate along the way). Mr. Green and his cold disinterest fade into the background of the home as Nanny Piggins and her brother Boris become the family Derrick, Samantha and Michael have longed for.

Avengers West Coast

The West Coast Avengers is a fictional group of superheroes appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The team first appeared in The West Coast Avengers #1, created by Roger Stern and Bob Hall. It was the first spin-off publication for the Avengers.

Cartoon Network DareDevil

If Netflix Daredevil was a cartoon comedy

Narnia (genderbend)

During the World War II bombings of London, four English siblings are sent to a country house where they will be safe. One day Lucus finds a wardrobe that transports him to a magical world called Narnia. After coming back, he soon returns to Narnia with her sisters, Petra and Edna, and her brother, Samson. There they join the magical lion, Aslan, in the fight against the evil White Wizard, Jadon

Terminator

Disguised as a human, a cyborg assassin known as a Terminator travels from 2029 to 1984 to kill Sarah Connor. Sent to protect Sarah is Kyle Reese, who divulges the coming of Skynet, an artificial intelligence system that will spark a nuclear holocaust. Sarah is targeted because Skynet knows that her unborn son will lead the fight against them. With the virtually unstoppable Terminator in hot pursuit, she and Kyle attempt to escape.

The Duckverse

All your favorite disney afternoon shows in there own universe

Tales of a Sixth Grade Muppet

On a scale of one to ten, sixth-grader Danvers Blickensderfer's life is a solid minus two. But he really hits rock bottom when he auditions for the local talent show: his death-defying hula-hooping-ninja tribute to Gonzo the Great is beat out by the world's most obnoxious middle school boy band, Emo Shun. With his daredevil dreams dashed, Danvers goes to bed... and wakes up feeling a little fuzzy-literally! He's turned into a Muppet! Fortunately, there's an internship open at the Muppet Theater and Danvers has a chance to meet his long-nosed, stunt-lovin' hero! All aboard The Electric Mayhem bus as this misfit makes good and joins the zaniest crew ever: The Muppets!

Deadpool Breaks the Universe

Deadpool goes reality hop'n

The SCU

Theodor Seuss Geisel was an American children's author, political cartoonist, poet, animator, screenwriter, filmmaker, and artist, best known for his work writing and illustrating more than 60 books under the pen name Doctor Seuss.

X-Men Origins: Nightcrawler

Nightcrawler is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, commonly in association with the X-Men. Created by writer Len Wein and artist Dave Cockrum, he debuted in the comic book Giant-Size X-Men #1.

The Bat Family

Batman Family was an American comic book anthology series published by DC Comics which ran from 1975 to 1978, primarily featuring stories starring supporting characters to the superhero Batman. An eight-issue miniseries called Batman: Family was published from December 2002 to February 2003.

The Incredible Hulk

Scientist Bruce Banner desperately seeks a cure for the gamma radiation that contaminated his cells and turned him into The Hulk. Cut off from his true love Betty Ross and forced to hide from his nemesis, Gen. Thunderbolt Ross, Banner soon comes face-to-face with a new threat: a supremely powerful enemy known as The Abomination.

80's SpiderMan Homecoming

Thrilled by his experience with the Avengers, young Peter Parker returns home to live with his Aunt May. Under the watchful eye of mentor Tony Stark, Parker starts to embrace his newfound identity as Spider-Man. He also tries to return to his normal daily routine -- distracted by thoughts of proving himself to be more than just a friendly neighborhood superhero. Peter must soon put his powers to the test when the evil Vulture emerges to threaten everything that he holds dear.

Home Alone

When bratty 8-year-old Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) acts out the night before a family trip to Paris, his mother (Catherine O'Hara) makes him sleep in the attic. After the McCallisters mistakenly leave for the airport without Kevin, he awakens to an empty house and assumes his wish to have no family has come true. But his excitement sours when he realizes that two con men (Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern) plan to rob the McCallister residence, and that he alone must protect the family home.

Dc

Reboot any Dceu character! the can be dead or alive or to old or to young!

Marvel

Anything you like! The actor can be Alive or Dead or to old for the part.

Guardians 3000

It is the year 3000 A.D., and Geena Drake, the most recent member of the Guardians of the Galaxy, finds herself in the middle of a pitched battle, unable to hear over the sound of fighting, as Vance Astro protects her from the attacking Badoon. The Badoon shock-troopers are attacking the Hideaway Parliament, the last refuge of the few races the Badoon have not already wiped out. As Vance deals with one Badoon attacker, Charlie-27 arrives to deal with the remaining two. As they run from the reinforcements, Vance points out that finding the Parliament is far beyond the Badoon's capabilities, and therefore someone guided them there. Charlie informs Vance that the rest of the parliament is either dead or gone. As for the Guardians, Yondu, Martinex and Starhawk are all still fighting. Starhawk reiterates that someone is pulling the Badoon's strings, which doesn't make sense, given their hatred for all other species. More disconcerting is that they have tech even Starhawk, "The One Who Knows", cannot identify. As the Guardians continue fleeing, they pass the corpse of one of their allies, the Star-Lord. More Badoon appear, and despite the Guardian's best efforts, Yondu is fatally shot. More bad news follows, as Vance's containment suit has been breached, and he was on the verge of dying. Starhawk commands Charlie get Geena out of harm's way, since she is a temporal anomaly, and her survival is vital. As Charlie escapes, Starhawk is incinerated, and Marty decapitated, as Vance succumbs to rapid old age and dies. Before Charlie and Geena can get away, they find their path blocked by a strange cyclopean head, declaring itself "A-Sentience" and demanding their submission. Charlie refuses, and is killed. Geena's world goes dark... Thirty minutes earlier, in the vicinity of Deneb, the Captain America approaches the Hideaway Parliament, and Geena wonders whether there will be answers to why the Guardians saved her there. Exasperated by her questions, Charlie turns her over to Martinex, who explains more: The parliament is located out-side of conventional space, and can only be accessed by dimensional key, or "D-Key" for short. Here the last free cultures have gathered to stand against the Badoon threat, including the Supreme Intelligence, Maejestor Gladiator of the Shi'ar, King Peter the Star-Lord, Sadistain of the Night-Vowed, Stormfront, Herald of the "Old-Hunger", and Annihilata of the Negative Zone. The gathered allies are dubious, with Gladiator unwilling to commit to any offensive against the Badoon. Vance informs the room that there is a greater problem at hand, the collapse of causality itself. According to the now decidedly female Starhawk, time is repeating. As she introduces Geena to the room, the young human gets a flash of deja vu. As she tries to warn everyone about the imminent attack, it happens. As Geena runs for cover, she remembers why it all seems so familiar: Time is repeating. As she watches Vance fight, she notes him using different moves than before, and an idea occurs. Events can play out differently. Grabbing a fallen gun, Geena declares to Vance that the Guardians have to fight.

Marvel 2099

2099: World of Tomorrow was a comic book series published by Marvel Comics. The series continued incomplete storylines after all the other Marvel 2099 titles had been cancelled. This included X-Men 2099, Spider-Man 2099, X-Nation 2099, Ghost Rider 2099, Doom 2099 and the Fantastic Four 2099.