Stories by @harrybray

Disney+ eighth doctor adventures

What if they did an eighth Doctor doctor Who spin off with the new Disney money. It follows 8 in a newish continuity leading up to his regeneration in night of the Doctor.

Untitled hypothetical Kris Kristofferson vehicle (1978)

After seeing Kris Kristofferson on Snl in 1976 on Peacock, I became inspired and wondered what it would be like for him to star in a Burt Reynolds -Hal needham like comedy.

Expendables 5

An Expendables 5 as a form of course correction from the fourth. After the death of Barney Ross (hey, someone has to die), Gunnar Jensen and Lee Christmas become the new field leaders of the Expendables and face a Mexican arms dealer..

Good omens (1987)

Bit of artistic license here. What if Good omens was a BBC miniseries, 3 years before the actual book and using some of the crew that used to work on Doctor Who, hitchhiker’s and the like back then, and using the template of the Amazon series.

Destiny of the daleks: the remake

A big budget Disney money improved remake of one of the most divisive classic serials.

The equalizer (more faithful new series)

A new series of the equalizer which is much more faithful to the original. Robert Maccall is an aging British operative working with the mysterious company. He cleans up the streets of New York while occasionally butting heads with his boss, “control” and his son Scott.

Celebrities I like but I’m not sure why

Just people I like for reasons unknown to me. They’re a diverse bunch!

The greatest muppet movie ever made.. ever (2023)

In a belated sequel to the Muppets and Muppets most wanted, The muppets are bought out by Richman enterprises and their old enemy Tex Richman. They must gather money to defend themselves from him.

Doctor who: lost in the dark dimension (1993)

In an adaptation of Adrian Rigelsford’s 1993 idea, an alien entity possesses UK prime ministerial hopeful Oliver Hawkspur and uses him to attempt to destroy the doctor. A 90 minute special.

Tom and Jerry meet Sherlock Holmes 2.

A sequel to the lighthearted 2010 direct to video movie. A loose adaptation of the Charles Augustus Milverton story, it follows Milverton as a blackmailer backed in this continuity by Moriarty.

Justice league of America season one (1997)

Basically what if the justice league pilot succeeded and went on for a season. The justice league fight the villains of metro city and each other.

Spy Hard (better version, 1996)

A better version of one of Leslie Nielsen’s less loved spoofs, with a better and more suited creative team. Secret Agent WD-40 comes out of retirement to battle the nefarious General Rancor. Leslie may not even be in this version to give it more originality. The Bond spoof is also more focused and pronounced. Some of the actors are unchanged. A new subplot with dick’s wife is also incorporated.

Superman and bugs bunny

An animated adaptation of the 2000 Mark Evanier comic. The worlds of dc and looney tunes combine thanks to the machinations of Yoyo the Dodo. I have not actually read the comic but know the work of mr. Evanier quite well and am working from the Wikipedia synopsis and my own adaptation elements.

The Batman part ii (my version)

My sequel to Matt reeves’ Batman. More fantastical and supernatural, it is a new standalone chapter in the story and deals with the twin more fantastical villains of Mr.freeze and clayface. I am not an ardent comic book reader so I need some help.

James Bond the animated series (90s)

An idea for a fairly dark, DCAU-esque James Bond animated series, combining elements of the books and films. I guess the McClory legal fracas would still be happening, but let’s just ignore that. This would basically be set in an ambiguous time period like the Batman series.

The spy who loved me (SPECTRE version)

Basically a version of the spy who loved me which is much the same but for elements of SPECTRE and Blofeld, ignoring the Mcclory legal fracas. Blofeld returns after a long absence with a mad scheme to create an underwater civilisation.

Looney Tunes; back in action (1975)

Nathan Rabin once said that looney tunes back in action would have been better if it was made in the 1970s, and was “Raunchier and non comprised” with Gene Willder and Madeline Kahn in the lead roles and Peter Sellers as the villain. Let’s take him up on that offer.

Never too young to die (2023)

A new edition of the frankly bizarre 1980s bond spoof (I think?!) centering on teen super spy Lance Stargrove and hermaphrodite shock rocker terrorist Velvet Von Ragnar.

Legends of the superheroes 2 (1980)

A sequel to the tongue in cheek prime time superfriends adaptation. The wicked Mordru returns to bedevil the superfriends, who have some new additions.

Ian Fleming’s Casino royale (1967)

James Bond faces le chiffre at Casino Royale. It’s very faithful to the book but for the fact it’s not bond’s first mission and le chiffre is affiliated with SPECTRE.