Stories by @george_warner

Madagascar Trilogy (2005-2012)

The story of a bunch of animals who escaped the zoo and made it to the outer world.

Tarzan (1999)

A man, raised by apes in the African jungle, meets a teacher, his daughter and a hunter. Tarzan must choose whether he wants to stay with his family or return to civilization.

Iron Man: Weapon of Peace

1971. Four years after getting caught and being kept prisoner in Middle East, playboy billionaire philantropist Tony Stark has become into a terrorist-fighter. He's been succesful until now, but soon he will mess with a completely different enemy, known as The Mandarin.

Wolverine: Weapon X

1971. James "Logan" Howlett, a mutant who has spent most of his long life hiding his wild side, offers himself as a volunteer for a military program, so he can get revenge from another mutant who killed his girlfriend and other mutants.

The Hulk: Letting the Beast Loose

1969. Dr. Bruce Banner's life changes forever after he saves a young boy from getting caught in a nuclear explotion. He saved his life, but he got caught and, after miraculously surviving, becomes into a monster every time he gets angry, putting him in the bullseye of the U.S.A army.

The Astonishing Ant-Man & The Wasp

Late 1960's. Dr. Hank Pym has discovered a rare group of sub-atomic particles and used them in two formulas. When he tests them on himself, he finds out that he can become smaller and return to his normal size at will, giving birth to a new hero, Ant-Man. Dr. Vernon van Dyne asks him for help for finding extraterrestial life. Pym refuses at first, but after meeting Vernon's daughter, Janet, decides to help him. The research goes terribly wrong when Vernon gets killed in an accident, caused by Elihas Starr, a rival of both Pym and VanDyne. Janet asks Hank for help to avenge his father. So he gives her some of the formulas he's created, along with a winged suit, giving birth to The Wasp.

Almost Cast: George Miller's Justice League: Mortal

What a Justice League movie should be.

Captain America: Chronicles of War

1943. Steve Rogers is a patriotic skinny-ass man, who wants to serve his country during World War II. He sees the opportunity when he volunteers for an experiment that will make him into the perfect weapon to win the war.

Amost Cast: X-Men

A movie where Xavier would have said "Hehe!".

X-Men: First Class

1964. Mutantkind is just being discovered, but due to the ideology of that time, their powers are being seen as a threat, both by society and politicians. But not everything is lost. A group of mutants are willing to prove people wrong about their kind, but their methods will divide them into two.

X-Men: First Class (2024)

This film is better than The Avengers.

RoboCop (2027)

A group of scientists uses the mangled remains of a dead police officer to create the ultimate crime fighter: an indestructible robot. The experiment seems a success, but the policeman, despite being dead, retains his memory and decides to take revenge on his murderers.

Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel (1980's)

A threesome of mercenary demons go from time to time to the living world, only to kill people for hire. At the other side of hell, Lucifer's daughter opens a hotel to rehabilitate souls looking for redemption.

Superbad (2007)

Seth and Evan, two misfit high school students, have high hopes for their prom: the young people feel challenged by society and plan to have a blast and get beautiful girls so they can finally fit in with their peers. However, separation anxiety and two bored police officers complicate the couple's mission.

Spider-Man 2099: The Future of Justice

In a dystopic future, Miguel O'Hara protects New York city, while trying to dismantle a corrupt enterprise called Alchemax.

Ghost-Spider: Pain and Anger (Part 2)

After Captain George Stacy made a deal with the Kingpin in order to stop Ghost-Spider, Gwen Stacy can lo longer trust anyone, nor as Ghost-Spider, nor as Gwen Stacy. To make things worse, a merciless mercenary called The Punisher is hunting her down.

Spider-Man Noir: The Great Depression

During the Great Depression, Peter Parker has lost everything and everyone he's loved. With no other choice, he decides to become the not so friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

Actors who could or could have been the Human Torch (Johnny Storm)

Who could or could have played the comic relief and most likable member of the Fantastic Four

Actors who could or could have played Stolas (Helluva Boss)

Who could or could have played the horniest Ars Goetia in hell?

Almost Cast: The Exorcist

Basically a movie with only A+ actors.