Stories by @gambit420
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The Roast of Simon Cowell
Comedy Central Roast of Simon Cowell
The Roast of Adam Sandler
The Comedy Central Roast of Adam Sandler.
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
What if the 1995 movie wasn't made until today?Three New York City drag queens embark on a road trip.
Over The Top
What if the 1987 movie wasn't made until today? The main character, Lincoln Hawks is a long-haul truck driver who tries to win back his alienated son, Michael, while becoming a champion arm wrestler.
Galaxy Quest
What if the 1999 movie wasn't made until today? It depicts the cast of a fictional defunct cult television series, Galaxy Quest, who are drawn into a real interstellar conflict when they are visited by actual aliens who think the series is an accurate documentary.
Role Models
What if the 2008 movie wasn't made until today?The film follows two energy drink salesmen who are ordered to perform 150 hours of community service as punishment for various offenses. For their service, the two men work at a program designed to pair children with adult role models.
The Incredibles
A live-action version of The Incredibles. The film follows Bob and Helen Parr, a couple of superheroes, known as Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl, who hide their powers in accordance with a government mandate, and attempt to live a quiet suburban life with their three children. Bob's desire to help people draws the entire family into a confrontation with a vengeful fan-turned-foe.
Wanted
What if the 2008 movie wasn't made until today? Its plot revolves around Wesley Gibson, a frustrated account manager who discovers that he is the son of a professional assassin and decides to join the Fraternity, a secret society in which his father worked.
The Pacifier
What if the 2005 movie was made today? After a failed rescue mission, Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is assigned as childminder to the dead man's family.
Liar Liar
What if the 1997 movie was made today? It tells the story of a lawyer who built his entire career on lying, but finds himself cursed to speak only the truth for a single day, during which he struggles to maintain his career and to reconcile with his former wife and son whom he alienated with his pathological lying.
A Nightmare on Elm Steet (2022)
The next film in the Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise. Freddy Krueger has set his sights on a new set of teens living on Elm Street.
Vacation 3 (2022)
A sequel to Vaction 2. Rusty Griswold plans a trip to a tropical island.
Vacation 2 (2018)
A sequel to the 2015 comedy Vacation. Rusty Griswold takes his family on a vacation to Mexico.
Golden Axe
The story focuses on three heroes. One of them is a battle-axe-wielding dwarf, Gilius Thunderhead, from the mines of Wolud, whose twin brother was killed by the soldiers of Death Adder. Another is a male barbarian, Ax Battler, wielding a two-handed broadsword, looking for revenge for the murder of his mother. The last is a longsword-wielding amazon, Tyris Flare, whose parents were killed by Death Adder.
Kid Chameleon (2022)
The boss of the new virtual reality video game "Wild Side" begins abducting players and the main character, Casey, goes to beat it and rescue them. He does this by using masks to shapeshift into different characters in order to use different abilities
Spawn
Who should play Spawn?
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
What if the 1993 movie was made today? It follows 24-year-old Gilbert, a grocery store clerk caring for his obese mother and his intellectually disabled younger brother in a sleepy Iowa town.
National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2022)
What if the 2007 movie was made in 2022?
National Treasure(2019)
What if the 2004 movie was made in 2019? Historian and code-breaker Ben Gates has been searching his whole life for a rumored treasure dating back to the creation of the United States. Joining an expedition led by fellow treasure hunter Ian Howe, Gates finds an ice-locked Colonial ship in the Arctic Circle that contains a clue linking the treasure to the Declaration of Independence. But when Howe betrays him, Gates has to race to get to the document ahead of his so-called colleague.
Road Trip
What if the 2000 movie was made today? Four college friends who embark on an 1,800-mile (2,900 km) road trip to retrieve an illicit tape mistakenly mailed to a girlfriend.