Stories by @dougquinn

Paperboy

A live-action adaptation of the timeless video game classic.

Die Hard, Resurrect Easy

"Knock-Knock...it's time to DIE HARD!" John McClane has been living a quiet life over the past few years. His longtime friend, Al Powell, who has found God since retiring from the LAPD, invites John to an international convention of Jehovah's Witnesses. An armed group of Furries, upset that their own convention was canceled to accommodate the Witnesses, takes the 70,000 delegates hostage. Since most of the hostages are pacifists, it's up to McClane and a handful of brave defenders to send these costumed freaks on a permanent vacation to the shores of Lake Gehenna! 20th Century Fox proudly presents the final performance by Bruce Willis, in the final chapter of the "Die Hard" franchise. This is the one you've been dying hard for! Coming Summer 2025.

Rambo 5

John Rambo receives a letter from a man named Corbin, who claims he matched Rambo from an online DNA test. It turns out that Rambo had fathered a son with a Ukrainian immigrant during his brief return to the States after the events of "First Blood Part II", although Rambo has no recollection of it. The two have a father-son bonding experience before Corbin returns to his mother's homeland to teach at a university. A few months later, Russia invades Ukraine. Corbin is able to contact his father one last time before the Russians bombard the city and kill scores of civilians, asking Rambo to rescue him. Worried that his son has been killed or captured, Rambo meets with a group of sixteen foreign fighters who came to aid Ukraine. They make their way to Corbin's town, but are wiped out in an ambush at the university, leaving Rambo and three others as the only survivors. When the four men are taken to the university square, it is revealed that Corbin is the leader of the forces that captured the northeastern-most part of the country. He tells Rambo the truth: He is Kazimir Podovsky, the son of Lieutenant Colonel Podovsky, Rambo's nemesis from 1985. Rambo promises to kill Kazimir. The survivors are taken to a prison camp in Siberia to be worked to death. Rambo eventually escapes to Ukraine and kills Kazimir, Vladimir Putin, and Steven Segal. He returns to the States and becomes intrigued when Jehovah's Witnesses show him a Bible promise of a world without war.

Mortal Kombat Apocalypse

After the defeat of Shao Kahn, the Earthrealm is restored and all souls are returned. World peace prospers as mankind learns to live together and respect one another. All nation-states are abolished under the direction of a one-world government created by the elder gods. All weapons are rounded up and destroyed. Those who would cause disruptions are imprisoned on the moon. The only threat to be found is inclement weather. After twenty years of peace and security, elder god Thrandor rebels against Raiden and the other elder gods and is banished to earth. His influence over mankind threatens its peace. Thrandor challenges Raiden to assembly his best warriors to fight to the death in the first Mortal Kombat tournament in decades. It's winner-takes-all -- put up or SHUT UP! It's....MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

Batman Rules

After Robin is killed by the Mad Hatter, a distraught Bruce Wayne hangs up his cowl for good. With Batman no longer fighting Gotham's criminal elements, wickedness flourishes throughout the city. Wayn'e trusty butler, Alfred Pennyworth, is soon murdered while watching the episode of "Head of the Class" where Arvid gets a nose warmer in a dream sequence because he's overly sensitive about his looks, which forces Bruce to rethink his retirement from vigilanteism. Soon, Batman returns to show evil what it means to be afraid of the dark! Directed by John Woo, this fourth installment of the "Batman" franchise is set for release in the Summer of 1998! *This movie follows "Batman Forever" in continuity, ignoring that horrible abortion we remember as "Batman and Robin".*

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!: The Movie

A Bronx male prostitute, Macnair Travolta, always dreamed of becoming a rich plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills, but his small stature made his goal all but impossible. After his grandmother is raped and murdered, leaving him with nothing but debts and her diarrhetic chihuahua, Macnair attempts to kill himself by jumping off the Triborough Bridge. By an extreme coincidence, boxing's W.V.B.A. Champion, Super Macho Man, happens to drive past the distraught young man, taunting Macnair to jump to his death. After washing down the river for a few miles, Macnair is rescued by Doc Louis, a boxing trainer who was riding a stolen bike, who helps him unlock his hidden potential as a boxer, now christened "Little Mac". As Little Mac climbs the boxing ranks, his revenge against Super Macho Man becomes a reality during a showdown in Las Vegas. His success and accomplishments are put on the line when Don King offers Little Mac an opportunity few would have the courage to accept: a dream bout with the baddest man on the planet, Mike Tyson!

Starfox: The Movie

An elite team of anthropomorphic space pilots battles an evil empire led by the vile Andross.