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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Marvel

The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Marvel

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Marvel

Werewolf by Night

Marvel

She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

She-Hulk

I Am Groot

Baby Groot takes his first steps out of his pot, only to learn you have to walk before you can run. It's hard to be the little guy, but when Baby Groot accidentally uncovers a civilization of miniature blue aliens, the tables are turned. Baby Groot investigates a spooky noise that's been haunting the Quadrant, the massive Ravager ship that he calls home. Everybody needs some alone time to relax and wash up, but things go quite differently when you're a Flora Colossi toddler. Groot sets out to paint a family portrait of himself and the Guardians, and goes to great lengths to collect art supplies and forge his masterpiece.

Thor: Love and Thunder

Thor's retirement is interrupted by a galactic killer known as Gorr the God Butcher, who seeks the extinction of the gods. To combat the threat, Thor enlists the help of King Valkyrie, Korg and ex-girlfriend Jane Foster, who - to Thor's surprise - inexplicably wields his magical hammer, Mjolnir, as the Mighty Thor. Together, they embark upon a harrowing cosmic adventure to uncover the mystery of the God Butcher's vengeance and stop him before it's too late.

Ms. Marvel

Kamala Khan attends Avengercon only to discover that she herself might have superpowers. Kamala and Bruno explore the source of her newfound powers just in time for a perilous adventure. Ahead of Aamir's wedding, Kamala may face grave consequences due to a crucial decision she makes. Kamala travels around the world to solve the mystery of the bangle and her family's history. The bangle reveals to Kamala secrets about her family lineage, as well as the truth behind the Veil. Back in Jersey, Kamala finds Kamran and protects him from Damage Control who will stop at nothing to take him in.

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Following the events of Spider-Man No Way Home, Doctor Strange unwittingly casts a forbidden spell that accidentally opens up the multiverse. With help from Wong and Scarlet Witch, Strange confronts various versions of himself as well as teaming up with the young America Chavez while traveling through various realities and working to restore reality as he knows it. Along the way, Strange and his allies realize they must take on a powerful new adversary who seeks to take over the multiverse.

Morbius

Suffering from a rare genetic blood disorder, Nobel Prize-winning scientist Dr Michael Morbius knows he is living on borrowed time. And after years of fruitless attempts to find a cure, Morbius is now running out of options. But this fatal condition has been plaguing him since childhood, and he can't afford to stop now. As desperate Morbius decides to risk his life to achieve results, an unstable and highly experimental serum offers a solution to the problem. However, what happens if the cure is worse than the disease?

Moon Knight

Socially awkward, amiable , "gift shop-ist" Steven Grant learns that he may share a body with a ruthless mercenary. With little time to react, Steven is thrust into a war of the gods as a mysterious partner arrives. With Marc in the forefront and Harrow ahead, Marc and Layla navigate Cairo for intel. Marc & Steven must find balance as supernatural threats ahead look to stop them. Marc & Steven search through their memories to find their truth or become left behind. As Moon Knight joins the fray, Marc, Steven and Khonshu must work together to stop Ammit.

Spider-Man: No Way Home

Picking up where Far From Home left off, Peter Parker's whole world is turned upside down when his old enemy Mysterio posthumously reveals his identity to the public. Wanting to make his identity a secret, Peter turns to Doctor Strange for help. But when Strange's spell goes haywire, Peter must go up against five deadly new enemies--the Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Electro, the Lizard and Sandman--all while discovering what it truly means to be Spider-Man.

Hawkeye

Archer Kate Bishop lands in the middle of a criminal conspiracy, forcing Hawkeye out of retirement. Clint has to help Kate disentangle herself from the Tracksuit Mafia and a real-life murder mystery. After escaping a new threat, Clint and Kate join forces against an expanding criminal conspiracy. Secrets are revealed and hard truths emerge, culminating in a battle against two opposing forces. A fallout nearly derails their partnership, but Kate makes a discovery that changes everything. Clint and Kate's partnership is tested as they face the consequences of exposing the conspiracy.

Eternals

In 5,000 BC in Babylon, earthlings are attacked by the predator Deviants. The humanoid race of powerful Eternals are awaken in their spaceship by their creator Arishem and unleashed to destroy the Deviants with their abilities. However, they are not authorized to return to their ship and have to stay living on Earth along the centuries. On the present days, in London, the eternal Sersi is walking near the river with her earthling boyfriend Dane Whitman and her friend and also eternal Sprite when they are attacked by a Deviant. Soon the Eternals join themselves to fight the predator race that is more powerful now and they learn dreadful secrets about Arishem and their origins while fighting the predators.

Venom: Let There Be Carnage

Against the backdrop of the uneasy coexistence with Venom, the all-powerful, shape-shifting extraterrestrial Symbiote, Eddie Brock, an investigative journalist and the entity's human host, finds himself treading water in his career after the life-altering events of Venom (2018). Now, to find redemption and put himself on the map, Eddie secures a rare interview with the unhinged death-row prisoner, Cletus Kasady: a violent, sadistic serial killer left to rot in San Quentin State Prison. However, as bickering Venom grows increasingly tired of depending on a strict bland diet, Anne is determined to move on with her life, and an unforeseen complication gives birth to a new nightmare and a fierce, unstoppable arch-enemy. Is the world prepared for the advent of Carnage, a red-hued beast with a mind aflame with madness, wrath, and chaos?

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

Shang-Chi, the master of weaponry-based Kung Fu, is forced to confront his past after being drawn into the Ten Rings organization.

What If…?

When Steve Rogers is seriously injured, Peggy Carter becomes the world's first super soldier. The rough-and-tumble space pirates known as the Ravagers abduct T'Challa instead of Peter Quill. Nick Fury struggles to launch The Avengers when candidates are targeted by a serial killer. A grief-stricken Doctor Strange uses the Eye of Agamotto in a dangerous effort to change the past. When The Avengers are infected by a zombie plague, surviving heroes search for a cure. Killmonger rescues Tony Stark when his Humvee is attacked in Afghanistan and manipulates his influence for his designs of conquering Wakanda. Thor, who never learned to be a good hero, throws an out-of-control intergalactic party on Earth. Natasha Romanoff and Clint Barton seek to destroy killer-robot Ultron following a cataclysmic event. The Watcher gathers heroes from across the multiverse for one final battle against Infinity Ultron.

Black Widow

Natasha Romanoff, aka Black Widow, confronts the darker parts of her ledger when a dangerous conspiracy with ties to her past arises. Pursued by a force that will stop at nothing to bring her down, Natasha must deal with her history as a spy, and the broken relationships left in her wake long before she became an Avenger.

Loki

Loki, the God of Mischief, finds himself out of time and in an unusual place and forced - against his godly disposition - to cooperate with others. Mobius puts Loki to work, but not everyone at TVA is thrilled about the God of Mischief's presence. Loki finds out The Variant's plan, but he has his own that will forever alter both their destinies. Frayed nerves and paranoia infiltrate the TVA as Mobius and Hunter B-15 search for Loki and Sylvie. Loki tries to escape The Void, a desolate purgatory where he meets variant versions of himself. The clock is ticking in the season finale which finds Loki and Sylvie on a date with destiny.

Falcon and the Winter Soldier

Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes realize that their futures are anything but normal. John Walker is named Captain America, and Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes team up against the rebel group the Flag Smashers. To find the source of the Super Soldier Serum, Sam and Bucky must scale a ladder of low-lifes starting in Madripoor with Baron Zemo. John Walker loses patience with Sam and Bucky as they learn more about Karli Morgenthau. Lamar Hoskins is killed, so John Walker loses control and brutally kills a Flag-smasher in front of the whole world.