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A Marvel Studios Special Presentation: Forbush Man

In a world where Heroes roam everywhere, the ultimate hero is here, his name is Forbush Man and see him fight baddies in this campy, quirky, funny, and action-packed special inspired by the 60s Batman show, the 70s Marvel TV movies and shows and the Christopher Reeve Superman movies.

Armor Wars

James Rhodes must confront one of Tony Stark's greatest fears when Stark's tech falls into the wrong hands.

Thomas and the Magic Asshole

Alec Baldwin has a mental breakdown and enters Sodor, but OH NO, Diesel mothaf*cking 10 decides to murder some lost engine, Emily turns evil, Henry gets stuck in a wall, Edward f*cking dies, and now it's up to Thomas to kill this monstrous asshole, and also Rocky finds Bullwinkle, and change the casting image or Diesel 10 will run you over

Garfield and The Legend of the Ten Frozen Meatballs

Garfield confronts the past he thought he left behind when he's drawn into the web of the mysterious Frozen Meatballs organization named after Jack Skellington's famous Frozen Meatballs he used during his attack, change the casting image or Oogie Boogie will play his song in earrape.

The Sensastional Beast (2026)

Our hero George Banks (Mark Ruffalo) desperately seeks a cure for the gamma radiation that contaminated his cells and turned him into The Beast. Cut off from his true love Livia Lovander (Melissa Benoist) and forced to hide from his nemesis, Gen. "Lightningcloud" Lovander (William Hurt), Banks soon comes face-to-face with a new threat: a supremely powerful enemy known as Gil-Zilla (Tim Roth).

Thunderbolts

The new MCU Thunderbolts film

Red Alert

So basically there's this Multiversal thing happening, so a bunch of characters get together, but Mikey becomes evil and kills some people, Disaster Movie Hulk saves Gru's life, Bender watches an R&B sex tape, and Galvatron kills Sideswipe. Can Mikey redeem himself? Change the casting image or a cow will crush you

Night at The Museum: Hard Mode

Prepare for the greatest Night at The Museum movie ever made! The Thunderbolts call Larry that they are destroying the Museum he works at, now he and his gang of exhibits are gonna f*cking save the museum.

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

After encountering a dimension-hopping teenager named America Chavez, Doctor Strange must travel the multiverse with her to protect her from a ruthless entity that seeks to steal her powers.

What Will Fictional Characters Be For Halloween?

Since it's f*cking October, here are what fictional characters will be for Halloween.

Vegeta: Going to War

Prepare for the ultimate sequel!!!!!!! Seymour invites Vegeta and Nappa to join the Meme Squad, but Rodimus Prime announces that they are going to war with Woody Woodpecker, and now they must band together with the F*ck-You Vengers to defeat Woody and his new recruits, the MemeNati!

The Mutant Death Of Raven

We're finally here! The third chapter is finally here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When Raven unleashes her ultimate power, Gru tries his best to stop her, while Seymour fights the Meme Spirits, SpongeBob battles Ghidorah, and the Extreme Dinosaurs try to defeat the new Junior (the one from Asparagus) change the casting image or a million Predators will beat you up

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

A plumber named Mario travels through an underground labyrinth with his brother, Luigi, trying to save a captured princess.

The Crossover of Tomorrow

Things are about to change. The world(s) will never be the same.

The Nightmare Before Christmas Who: Jack's Attack

GET READY FOR THE MOST EPOK SEQUEL EVER!!!!!!!!!! Ronald (the mission in mcdonaldland one) sponsors Jack, and Jack ruins the Mayor's TikTok, but now Oogie Boogie gets revived and teams up with Doctor Eggman, Jack takes over Christmas, Sally puts the Super Bowl on for Doctor Finkelstein, and Lock, Shock and Barrel team up with Obi-Wan to stop The Lorax who is somehow still alive, change the casting image or Santa will cancel Christmas

Spider-Geddon

Peter and Doctor Strange meet up, as he tries to undo the spell that made everyone forget about Peter, but things go horribly wrong as an old enemy of Strange's, the Inheritors have found a way out of the decimated world Strange imprisoned them on, and are now determined to take revenge on him, the three Peters and every Spider-Person in the multiverse.

American Misty: Resurrection

Misty has killed Samantha, and has turned back into her fire form, Melody and Vega start an alliance to stop her with the help of Dex and Dan, and a disaster has occurred. will they stop her?

Scratlantis Forever

Baby Scrat and the others fight to protect their nation from intervening world powers in the wake of Scrat's death. As the Scratlantis kingdom strive to embrace their next chapter, the heroes must band together with Rocky and Bullwinkle to forge a new path for their kingdom.

Reformation Pack: The Rise Of Rahmunrar (2036)

Three years after the Bad One War, Lecabra and his team are recruited by Fritz to stop Rahmunrar, while nearly everything at the base in Australia had been destroyed, Fritz's engineers happened to have a a new Aussie site, where other dinosaurs were kept in hiding. It seems the dinosaurs on the second base are alive and well and even breeding; and Fritz wants Lecabra to observe, rescue, and defeat the good and bad reptiles before Rahmunrar conquers the world.

The Impossible Might Of Gru

Gru is attacked by The Cat In The Hat, but Gru puts The Cat in a vast and then he meets Dru, but when the Cat comes back, it's up to Gru and Dru to stop him.