Stories by @cutmanisback

Black Mesa

A disastrous experiment at the Black Mesa Research Facility tears open portals to the alien world of Xen, unleashing hostile creatures and triggering a government cover-up, forcing physicist Gordon Freeman to fight for survival, battle aliens and military forces, and journey to Xen to close the interdimensional rift, Meanwhile, a Black Ops force is sent to investigate the facility and take Gordon with them.

The Muppets: Broken Strings

In an alternate universe, during the events of Muppets Most Wanted, as when they are taking the bad guys away, Dominic Badguy somehow makes the roof collapses and they all fall down to the wedding Kermit is then shot by Constantine. and then Nadya comes, shoots Constantine, and she is so sad HER kermie is ded she ties all the muppets who were there (except Walter and Sam the Eagle) and executes them all, Dominic then escapes to find a powerful artifact, and so now, Sam the Eagle and Jean-Pierre Napoleon are looking for Dominic, Walter has gone back to Gary and Mary, Robin and Rizzo are still out there, and Skeeter has started a group with whatever Muppets are left

Team Fortress

The world teeters on the edge of chaos as the mercenaries of RED and BLU are forced to unite against their greatest threat yet—Dr. M, a brilliant but unhinged scientist who has concocted a diabolical scheme for global domination. With time running out and the odds stacked against them, the nine mercenaries must embark on a wild, globe-spanning mission to stop him before his master plan unfolds.

Thomas and The Magic Asshole 2: The Rise of Emily

Emily is back. You better run.

Rock-a-Doodle: WORSE EDITION

This Madness is also Back

Sgt. Kabukiman L.A.P.D (2010's)

Harry Griswold is back and he and Lotus have moved to LA, but when Reginald Stuart returns with an army of monsters, it's up to Griswold to turn back into Kabukiman and stop the army.

Inspector Gadget Saves America

Tired of the Memes trying to stop R34? Well now see the first real MemeCU solo movie since Shaggy: Birth of a God, Inspector Gadget is tasked by Chief Quimby to save America and eventually trys doing so and constantly keeps traumatizing of children getting shot, change the casting image or Inspector Gadget will perish.

Destroy All Monsters (MonsterVerse film)

The Kilaaks plan to destroy earth, and use evil monsters to attack, while Apex strikes again with the creation of Mecha-Ghidorah, they end up making Kong and Godzilla fight, and make the Kilaaks mind control them and the other monsters attack the cities, but then when they snap out of it, they must stop Apex, and Mecha-Ghidorah from conquering the earth.

The Angry Birds Movie (Don Bluth version)

its literally angry birds but rock a doodle

Duracell: The Movie

When visitors from another world come to earth, the only hero left to save the world is......... the Duracell Bunny.

Sunnydelrays Please Unblock Me

IM SORRY

Kaufman Uprising: End of Prime

after the Resurrection of Prime, the end of Prime is coming, Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D kills Rocky after he becomes straight and marries a woman named Chooka, Gru and Mama Luigi team up with Liu Kang and Raiden, Kyle's Mom starts a rebellion against Cybertron, Hot Rod cuts off Randy's balls, and pac man gets his arms and legs chopped off by scorpion, now Optimus must defeat Butters until the time runs out, change the casting image or that guy who threatens brandon movie reviews will cut your balls off

The Lorax: The Once-ler's Revenge

LETS GOOOO TED IS BACK, WHEN THE ONCE LER BETRAYS TED AND DESTROYS THE FOREST, ITS NOW UP TO TED, CARTMAN, THE LORAX, AND GRU TO STOP HIM, MEANWHILE CARTMAN AND HIS TEAM KILL STAN, KYLE, WENDY, AND BEBE IN A CAR CRASH, ZIPPER TRYS TO KILL GARFIELD, AND OTIS DEBUTS, CHANGE THE CASTING IMAGE OR THE HAMBURGALUR WILL STEAL YOUR BIG MAC

Furious 11

When A new villain named Vince Ruler (played by Robert Downey Jr) plans world domination, Dante signs a truce with Dom, now they must stop Vince with the help of his transforming robots.

Optimus Prime: He's Somehow Alive

He died, BUT HE'S ALIVE, WHEN HOT ROD GIVES GRU LIGMA, OPTIMUS IS REVIVED, AND NOW HE WILL GO BACK IN TIME AND SAVE HIMSELF FROM DYING, AND NUKE THE MIDNIGHT FELLAS UNIVERSE, CHANGE THE CASTING IMAGE OR OPTIMUS WILL DIE AGAIN

Cringe War 2 Season 2: Howard's Return

YO MAMA GO TO HEAVEN, WE'RE READY FOR THE EPIC BATTLE, WHEN EMPIRE LOSES TO BLOWING UP CYBERTRON TO UNICRON, OBI WAN CONDUCTS A PLAN TO STOP BOTH SIDES, ONE BUS, ONE NINJA TURTLE, ONE C4, SIX HOUSES, 586 BOMBS, A CREW OF HEROES, ON A MISSION, TO SAVE THE WORLD, change the casting images or I will force you to watch patrick gets in shape.

My Little Pony: Secret of the Everfree

Twilight Sparkle and her friends are informed by Princess Celestia that Tirek has escaped from Tarturus and is planing to traverse time and space to gain more power to take over Equestria. They also learn that the Everfree Forest is becoming more wild and dangerous to traverse. So it's up to Twilight and her friends to not only retrieve and recapture Tirek, but also learn the secret history of the Everfree Forest before it's too late.

Edmond's A$$ Eating

edmond has s*x with patou, and he f*cking hallucinates, gru blows himself up, and mikey commits gruicide, now everything isn't the same.

Assimilation

In a not-so-dystopian future, when two fallen angels almost destroy the Statue of Liberty, a Zombie god, plans to take over the world, and the first victims of the apocalypse are a rooster and a kitty cat, so a young woman and two milk chocolate candy prophets must stop the zombie apocalypse and save the world.

Shrek and M&Ms 4: Madysonroth Must Stop Requesting

Shrek, Red, and Yellow got some new threats to stop, when Madysonroth tries forcing Gru to make a Meme Wars parody, but Gru rejects it, so Mady becomes Ghostface and tries killing the memes one by one, but Shrek and the M&Ms are gonna stop her by making her request by making a film called "Howard Wars" featuring themselves, Dante and Randal, and Howard the Duck, and at the end of the movie, Red and Yellow must erase the events of Martinmania and Armada of Doom from existence and swap them out with the disney movie Tarzan, and they meet Tarzan and Jane, also change the casting images or I will put on a gore scene from the toxic avenger.