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Clue (Horror Movie)

An adaptation of the iconic board game. Six blackmail victims are invited to an isolated mansion by a man who knows a dark secret from each of their pasts, only to find themselves in the darkest murder mystery of their lives upon his death. Can the guests uncover the murderer before they all become victims?

The Grinch (Horror Movie)

A horror reimagining of the Jim Carrey Grinch movie specifically. The reclusive green monster, The Grinch, decides to ruin Christmas for the cheery citizens of Whoville, by going on a genocidal rampage.

Parks & Recreation (1990s)

The Iconic Sitcom, 10 Years Earlier!

The Office (1990s)

If the iconic television show was made 10 years earlier.

The Master of Disguise (2024)

The most pointless remake of any movie ever.

Silver Streak (2024)

On a long-distance train trip, a man finds romance but also finds himself in danger of being killed, or at least pushed off the train.

Morbius (2002)

Suffering from a rare blood disease, Dr. Michael Morbius tries a dangerous cure that afflicts him with a form of vampirism.

Half Baked (2024)

The story of three not so bright men who come up with a series of crazy schemes to get a friend out of jail. They're forced to get off their butts and raise bail by selling pot stolen from a pharmaceutical lab. It's a risky plan but, hey, these are stand-up guys who would do anything to help out a friend in need.

The Witches of Eastwick (2024)

Three single women in a picturesque village have their wishes granted, at a cost, when a mysterious and flamboyant man arrives in their lives.

Death Becomes Her (2024)

When a novelist loses her man to a movie star and former friend, she winds up in a psychiatric hospital. Years later, she returns home to confront the now-married couple, looking radiant. Her ex-husband's new wife wants to know her secret, and discovers that she has been taking a mysterious drug which grants eternal life to the person who drinks it. The actress follows suit, but discovers that immortality has a price.

Galaxy Quest (2024)

The stars of a 1970s sci-fi show - now scraping a living through re-runs and sci-fi conventions - are beamed aboard an alien spacecraft. Believing the cast's heroic on-screen dramas are historical documents of real-life adventures, the band of aliens turn to the ailing celebrities for help in their quest to overcome the oppressive regime in their solar system.

Our Flag Means Death (2002-2003)

The year is 1717. Wealthy landowner Stede Bonnet has a midlife crisis and decides to become a pirate. It does not go well. Based on a true story.

David Lynch's Mean Girls (1994)

I have no idea how or why I came up with this, but let's see how it goes... Any Lynch actor is fair game.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2024)

A team of extraordinary figures culled from great adventure literature are called to stop a villain intent on turning the nations of the world against one another.

Celebrities as D&D classes

Vote for the celebrities you think best fit each.

Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings (2024, live-action)

The Fellowship of the Ring embark on a journey to destroy the One Ring and end Sauron's reign over Middle-earth.

David Lynch’s Spider-Man (1992-1997)

His take on the Raimi-verse, 10 years prior. Actors suggested had to have been in a David Lynch movie.

David Lynch's Batman (1989-1997)

Let's see how this goes, it'd be Lynch's take on the '90s Batman series. Actors can only be from David Lynch productions -- any is fair game.

Three Men and a Baby (2024)

New York City roommates Peter (Tom Selleck), Michael (Steve Guttenberg) and Jack (Ted Danson) are all successful and happily unmarried, but Peter and Michael get the surprise of a lifetime when a young woman abandons an infant in front of their loft. They also receive a letter stating that the child, named Mary, belongs to Jack, but he's away on business. Michael and Peter are then forced to care for Mary -- and though they make hopeless babysitters, they soon become quite attached to the girl.

Do the Right Thing (2024)

Spike Lee’s classic anti-racist comedy/drama film…35 years later!