Stories by @chesspiece99

David Lynch’s Avengers (1990s)

Let’s see where this goes lol (any Lynch actor, including dead ones, are fair game)

So I Married an Axe Murderer (2024)

Just after a bad breakup, comedian and podcast host Charlie MacKenzie falls for lovely butcher Harriet Michaels and introduces her to his parents. But, as voracious consumers of sensational tabloids, his parents soon come to suspect that Harriet is actually a notorious serial killer -- "Mrs. X" -- wanted in connection with a string of bizarre honeymoon killings. Thinking his parents foolish, Charlie proposes to Harriet. But while on his honeymoon with her, he begins to fear they were right.

David Lynch’s Dune (2014)

In the year 10191, a spice called melange is the most valuable substance known in the universe, and its only source is the desert planet Arrakis. A royal decree awards Arrakis to Duke Leto Atreides and ousts his bitter enemies, the Harkonnens. However, when the Harkonnens violently seize back their fiefdom, it is up to Paul, Leto's son, to lead the Fremen, the natives of Arrakis, in a battle for control of the planet and its spice.

Videodrome (2023)

TV exec Max Renn is desperate for new programming to attract viewers. When he happens upon "Videodrome," a show dedicated to gratuitous torture and punishment, Max sees a potential hit and broadcasts the show on his channel. However, after his girlfriend auditions for the show and never returns, Max investigates the truth behind Videodrome and discovers that the graphic violence may not be as fake as he thought.

Super Mario Bros. (Horror Movie)

Brooklyn plumber brothers get the shock of their lives when they discover a parallel world populated by the intelligent descendants of dinosaurs. It seems they weren't destroyed by a meteor millions of years ago but hurled into another dimension and, now, they have plans to rule our world. It's up to them to battle an evil king, free a captured princess, and save mankind.

Drop Dead Fred (Horror Movie)

Elizabeth Cronin, an overworked paralegal, divorces from her husband and returns to live with her busybody mother, she is unexpectedly visited by her childhood imaginary friend, Drop Dead Fred. Fred says he’s only here to help "Lizzy" live her best life, but his true intentions are far more nefarious as he begins going on a vengeful rampage against the people she once cared about.

Mewtwo (Horror Movie)

Upon capturing and cloning the legendary Pokémon Mew, a team of scientists create a superintelligent being above all others. At first, Mewtwo exceeds their wildest dreams, but as he begins to grow at an accelerated rate, he threatens to become the Pokémon world’s worst nightmare.

The Toxic Avenger (2022)

Health club janitor Melvin was a meek, awkward weakling until nuclear waste transformed him into a super-powered vigilante. Melvin begins to enjoy inflicting pain on criminals, however…so much so that he starts to attack innocent people unprovoked!

Despicable Me (Horror Movie)

After three young girls are sent to live with a wealthy stranger named Felonius Gru, they soon find out things aren’t what they seem. Gru’s intentions are to recruit the kids in his mission to conquer the world, whether the girls agree or not. But Gru is not alone, he has hundreds of Minions working at his disposal. The girls see no choice but to play along with Gru, but they secretly hatch a plan to escape.

David Lynch's Star Wars (1980s)

Let's see where this goes...any Lynch actor is fair game.

Watching the Detectives (2022)

A prankster and video store owner is given a taste of his own medicine and has his life turned upside down by a kooky woman.

Donnie Darko (2021)

After narrowly escaping a bizarre accident, a troubled teenager is plagued by visions of a man in a large rabbit suit who manipulates him to commit a series of crimes.

The Truman Show (2024)

Truman has the so-called perfect life, that is until a woman convinces him his entire life has played out on television for the entire world to see. This makes Truman rethink his entire life, has everything been orchestrated by a team of writers?

Men in Black (Horror Movie)

A police officer joins a secret organization that polices and monitors extraterrestrial interactions on Earth.

Spawn (Horror Movie)

After covert operative Al Simmons is double crossed and killed by his boss Jason Wynn, he wakes up in Hell. He’s offered a deal by the Devil, he can return to life if he enacts judgement on people.

The Mask (Horror Movie)

Stanley Ipkiss, a socially awkward bank teller, finds a mysterious green mask floating in the water. After he takes it home and tries it on he transforms into a highly manic living cartoon. He goes around messing with other people until he awakes in bed the next day, slowly realizing he’s done something horrible.

The Lighthouse (1979)

Two lighthouse keepers try to maintain their sanity while living on a remote and mysterious New England island in the 1890s.

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2003)

A charming thief and a band of unlikely adventurers embark on an epic quest to retrieve a long-lost relic, but their charming adventure goes dangerously awry when they run afoul of the wrong people.

Shadow the Hedgehog (Horror Movie)

During an attack on the city of Westopolis by aliens, Shadow the Hedgehog learns about his past while suffering from amnesia and getting caught between humans and aliens in a war.

Dr. Robotnik (Horror Movie)

Based on the 1990 Sonic Bible. The brilliant, good-natured scientist Dr. Julian Kintobor crash-lands on the planet Mobius, making a deal with a hedgehog named Sonic to collect Chaos Emeralds and make it a paradise free from evil. In an attempt to harness the power of the emeralds, however, he becomes hungry for more - and becomes the corrupted Dr. Robotnik.