Stories by @chesspiece99

Dropout Presents: A Christmas Carol

Brought to you by your favorite comedians, a retelling of Charles Dickens' Christmas classic in the tale of merry old 1800s London.

Mentopolis: The Movie

Elias Hodge's brain holds the city of Mentopolis inside. One day, a murder has everyone there on edge, but a team of six detectives find that there may be more to this case than meets the eye.

A Starstruck Odyssey

...but somebody's gotta live in it, and it might as well be you! Based both on Elaine Lee's comics and play, and Dropout's TTRPG campaign of the same name, this film follows the adventures of a ragtag spaceship crew trying to save the galaxy from any threats that come their way.

Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee (USA Version)

An American adaptation of the Australian and New Zealand panel show where each episode, four comedians participate in a series of rounds, where the goal is almost always to spell words or names in rounds that are designed to be infuriating to take part in and entertaining to watch.

Dropout’s Batverse

Expanding Pete Holmes’ Batman sketches thanks to his recent appearance on Dropout’s Make Some Noise.

Armando Iannucci's Santos (2025)

A comedy film from the brilliant mind of Armando Iannucci, satirizing the rise and fall of United States Representative George Santos, marked with scandals, legal battles, and a historic expulsion from Congress.

Venom (2011)

After kidnapping a 10-year-old child, German terrorists negotiate a ransom with police surrounding the building. Further headache ensues when the child's deadly pet snake slithers through the ventilation system in the London house.

Dropout’s Rocky Horror Picture Show

This is gonna be fun…inspired by Brennan Lee Mulligan’s Tim Curry impression in the latest Game Changer. Photoshop poster by me.

What's Up, Doc? (2022)

The accidental mix-up of four identical plaid overnight bags leads to a series of increasingly wild and wacky situations.

Cars (Live-Action, 2025)

Instead of anthropomorphic cars, the Cars are people. It still follows the general plot of the original Cars movie.

Ken Russell’s Dune (1979)

We all know Jodorowsky’s Dune failed, but what about if the film came from another iconic psychedelic filmmaker in the ‘70s?

The Dunder Mifflin Days (2025)

An origin story for Michael Scott's time at Dunder Mifflin before the events of The Office, starting with his time as salesman in the early 1990s, before eventually becoming manager. Narrated by the older Michael Scott (Steve Carell) looking back on his younger days.

Cartoon Saloon’s Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker (2025)

Link, a boy from Outset Island, goes on a quest to save his sister Aryll from the sorcerer Ganon, becoming embroiled in a struggle for the Triforce, a sacred wish-granting relic. Aided by the pirate captain Tetra and a talking boat, Link sails the ocean, explores islands, and traverses dungeons to acquire the power necessary to defeat Ganon. Wind, which facilitates sailing, plays a prominent role and can be controlled with a magic conductor's baton called the Wind Waker.

David Lynch's Dracula (1992)

Count Dracula moves from Transylvania to England so that he may find new blood and spread his undead curse, battling a small group of people led by Professor Abraham Van Helsing in the meantime.

Noises Off (2017)

Hired to helm an Americanized take on a British play, director Lloyd Fellowes does his best to control an eccentric group of stage actors.

Animal Control (2000s)

A group of local animal control workers' lives are complicated by the fact that animals are simple, but humans are not.

Starship Troopers (Horror Movie)

In the distant future, the Earth is at war with a race of giant alien insects, dubbed "Bugs." Little is known about them except that they are intent on the eradication of all human life. But there was a time before the war...where a human Mobile Infantry travels to distant alien planets to take the war to the Bugs. They are a ruthless enemy with only one mission: survival.

Masters of the Universe (Dark Fantasy Reboot)

The most powerful man in the universe, He-Man, goes against the evil forces of Skeletor to save the planet Eternia and to protect the secrets of Castle Grayskull.

Mars Attacks! (2016)

A fleet of Martian spacecraft surrounds the world's major cities and all of humanity waits to see if the extraterrestrial visitors have, as they claim, "come in peace."

Deceased Actors’ Casting You Would’ve Loved to See

Fan casting deceased actors - feel free to add your own.