Stories by @bazongo69

Disney’s Shrek

Is anyone reading this? Hello? Help...I’ve been enslaved by the big mouse and being forced to write synopses for their live action remakes of movies from companies they’ve absorbed...I need help escaping into West Canada into the Warner Brothers Refugee Camp but the Big Mouse is watching—OH GOD HE’S COMING HE SAW ME WRITE THIS OH NO OH NO OH THE HUMANITY—Shrek™ is a love-able (Mickey Mouse™ endorsed) Ogre who loves his friends and loves spreading smiles via Walt Disney™ Corporation MagicBonds™ which if you are a true Amickeyan, you would SURRENDER ALL OF YOUR RESOURCES TO THE MOUSE

Space Jam: A New Legacy (But Better)

Superstar LeBron James and his young son, Dom, get trapped in digital space by a rogue AI. To get home safely, LeBron teams up with Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and the rest of the Looney Tunes gang for a high-stakes craps game against the AI's digitized champions of the back alley -- a powered-up roster called the Goon Squad.

Johnny the Homocidal Maniac

Johnny C vibe checks people

Tangled

Disney animation of a classic tale. Beautiful princess Rapunzel has been locked away in a tower since she was captured as a baby by an old hag. Her magical long blonde hair has the power to provide eternal youth, and the evil ...