Stories by @bathannates

I’m Not There

A view of the world belonging to one generation

Almost Cast Counterparts: Gandalf the Grey

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

Robert Eggers’ Werwulf

Who will play the titular werewolf?

Casting Call - Batman: Dark Victory Movie!

Early in Batman's career, the Dark Knight is caught in the middle of a gang war between the old criminal organizations (the five crime families, led by Sofia Falcone) and the "Freaks" (Arkham Asylum escapees like Two-Face, Joker and Poison Ivy).

Noah (2024)

Just as it was in the days of Noah, so too it will be in the days of the coming of the Son of Man.

Actors Who Should Play Egghead in The Batman: Part II

Eggscelent. I might even go as far as to say: eggsquisite.

The Village (2024)

What manner of spectacle has attracted your attention so splendidly that I ought to carry it in my pocket to help me teach?

Almost Cast Counterparts: Lestat de Lioncourt

Please to meet you, hope you guessed my name.

Almost Cast Counterparts: Gene Hackman’s Lex Luthor

cause why not at the point?

Almost Cast Counterparts: Christopher Reeve’s Superman

you’ll believe a man can be miscast!

H E A T

Told you I’m never going back…

Spider-Man 2 (2024)

so let me slip AWAY!!!

Barbie, un film de Jacques Demy

je ken ai assez

“Written for the Screen and Directed by Joel & Ethan Coen”

It’s like ringothedrummer’s David Lynch and Wes Anderson stories but for the Coen Bros. Suggest actors you’d like to see in their next film now that their reunion has been announced.

Casting Call: The Kingdom Come Movie

kingdom come > watchmen

The Killer (2023)

Behind the hatred there lies a murderous desire for love.

Martin Scorsese’s The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy (2002-2008)

When I was your age they would say we can become Jedi, or Siths. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a lightsaber, what’s the difference?

Touch of Evil (2023)

A stark, perverse story of murder, kidnapping and police corruption in a Mexican border town.

The Nice Gals (2016)

A down-on-her-luck private eye and a hired enforcer turn into unlikely partners when a young man disappears.

Dr. Strangelove (2023)

We will all go together when we go.