Woody Woodpecker (2017 alternate version)
When Thomas Walters, a divorced real estate lawyer who loses his job after a video where he calls wildlife conservation unprofitable went viral, and his girlfriend Vanessa, a (optionally) hispanic interior decorator who hates nature and everything in it, including the animals, begin construction on an investment house in a part of a forest near the mountains of Washington Tom's grandfather left him, they have yet to learn they're building where the tree in which the eponymous woodpecker lives is part of the area. Other than that, he's already made friends with Thomas's son Lance. Bad enough Woody has to avoid a pair of poachers, not to mention Buzz Buzzard. Now this fine feathered fool has to defend his forest home from rich people. With help from his gal pal Winnie and a couple tricks he has up his wings, Woody will do anything to protect his turf. But until Lance gets his father to try to befriend the bird, nothing prepares him or Winnie for when Vanessa [forgive the spoiler] decides to skin the two love birds alive later on after leaving Tom. Coming soon to WattPad.
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