Stories by @Jeshisthename

The Taming of the Shrew

The main plot depicts the courtship of Petruchio and Katherina, the headstrong, obdurate shrew. Initially, Katherina is an unwilling participant in the relationship; however, Petruchio "tames" her with various psychological torments, such as keeping her from eating and drinking, until she becomes a desirable, compliant, and obedient bride. The subplot features a competition between the suitors of Katherina's younger sister, Bianca, who is seen as the "ideal" woman.

The Berthold Babies

Andrea Goddard, a washed-up former actress unable to divorce herself from a scandal in the 1980s, finds her journey to success threatened by the arrival of her estranged descendants, who were presumed dead at the height of her career.

Three Times Lucky

Miss Moses LoBeau, rising sixth grader, has plans for the summer. To hang out with her best friend, Dale Earnhardt Johnson III and his dog, Queen Elizabeth II. To help out in the eccentric café run by the Colonel and Miss Lana, who took her in 11 years ago when a hurricane washed Mo into town. To continue her lifelong search for her Upstream Mother. And to research her own life story – which so far is one big fat mystery. Mo’s summer looks sweet. Until Detective Joe Starr shows up asking too many questions. And cranky old Mr. Jesse turns up dead. And Dale becomes the chief suspect in tiny Tupelo Landing’s first murder. Can Mo’s life get any worse? Mo’s summer looks sweet. Until Detective Joe Starr shows up asking too many questions. And cranky old Mr. Jesse turns up dead. And Dale becomes the chief suspect in tiny Tupelo Landing’s first murder. Can Mo’s life get any worse Fortunately, Mo’s always been lucky. Mo and Dale set out to clear Dale’s name, solving the mysteries of their own lives in the process. Fortunately, Mo’s always been lucky.

Hail To the King!

An experimental anthology musical film centered around a rockabilly musician who soars through a miscellany of lifestyles, both glamorous and imperfect in a larger-than-life pursuit of a career and the love of his life.

𝒲𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓈𝒷𝒶𝒸𝒽

A lonely sculptor in the heart of Manhattan finds a muse in the form of an expectant wife who commissions her to make a belly cast. Giving way to an intimate affair with an imminent deadline and unwanted attention.

Don't Look Up (1981)

Kate Dibiasky, an astronomy grad student, and her professor Dr. Randall Mindy, make an astounding discovery of a comet orbiting within the solar system. The problem - it's on a direct collision course with Earth. The other problem? No one really seems to care. Turns out warning mankind about a planet-killer the size of Mount Everest is an inconvenient fact to navigate. With the help of Dr. Oglethorpe, Kate and Randall embark on a media tour that takes them from the office of an indifferent President Orlean, and her sycophantic son and Chief of Staff, Jason, to the airwaves of The Daily Rip, an upbeat morning show hosted by Brie and Jack. With only six months until the comet makes impact, managing the 24-hour news cycle and gaining the attention of the social media obsessed public before it's too late proves shockingly comical - what will it take to get the world to just look up.

Thumbelina

A girl no bigger than her mother's thumb feels all alone in the world knowing she is the only person her size. Her wish for a companion at last comes true when the Prince of the fairies arrives at her window sill. However, the naive Thumbelina's life goes downward from there when a toad kidnaps her. While she tries to find a way home, she begins to grow up and learns about hope with the help of the friends she always wanted.

The Mediterranean Affair

When a terroristic militant group commences a series of aerial attacks off the Mediterranean Sea, a task force of United States operative is tasked with dissolving the rising threat.

Father Of The Union

Tells the story of Swedish immigrant Joseph Hillström (a.k.a. Joe Hill) who rose to prominence as a member of the Industrial Workers of the World. Advocating for union workers through word-of-mouth and widespread songs and poems. Up until his wrongful conviction and execution at the hands of a firing squad in 1915.

Babes In Toyland

Orphans Alan and Jane are the wards of their wicked Uncle Barnaby, who wants to steal their inheritance. He arranges with two sailors, Gonzorgo and Roderigo, for them to be shipwrecked and lost at sea, but they are rescued by gypsies and returned to Contrary Mary's garden. Contrary Mary, the eldest daughter of the Widow Piper, believing her beloved Alan is dead, has run away with her brother, Tom-Tom, rather than agree to marry Barnaby. After a second attempt on their lives, Alan and Jane are abandoned in the Forest of No Return. In the Spider's Den, they are protected by the Moth Queen. Old Mother Hubbard's shoe is threatened with foreclosure by Barnaby. Alan and Jane arrive in Toyland, where they find Contrary Mary and Tom-Tom and seek protection from the Master Toymaker, an evil genius who plots with Barnaby to create toys that kill and maim. The demonically possessed dolls turn on the Toymaker, killing him, and Barnaby uses the information to have Alan sentenced to death. Contrary Mary agrees to marry Barnaby in exchange for Alan's pardon, but after he marries her, Barnaby denounces Alan again. Barnaby dies after drinking a wine glass filled with poison meant for Alan. Tom-Tom reveals that an old law of Toyland permitting marriage between a widow and a condemned man on condition that he supports her may save Alan from the gallows. Alan is now free to marry Contrary Mary.

The Mistaken Identity

A put-upon man recently hired to work at a mysterious conference center stumbles upon a monumental conspiracy theory that shatters his perception of reality for good.

𝒲𝐼𝒯𝒞𝐻

A coven of murderous witches in coastal Washington are thrown into turmoil when a dark deception and the persistence of a local professor challenges their ritualistic plans.

Kazaam- The Broadway Musical

Being a lone young boy in the 'hood" is dangerous and unpleasant. This is what Max experiences when he fools a gang of local toughs who cornered him at school. The gang finds out that the key he gave them is of no value in committing a robbery, and they chase him through the streets of his neighborhood, bent on revenge. He tries to escape by slipping into the open door of an old warehouse, but they follow him there, too. While running from them through aisles filled with all kinds of stuff, he bumps into an old boom box. By doing that, he manages to release Kazaam, a genie who has been held captive for thousands of years. In order to stay free, Kazaam must give Max three wishes.

The Lego Movie: 80s Edition

In the mid 2000s in the Lego universe, populated by anthropomorphic mini figures, the evil Lord Business finds a super-weapon called the "Kragle". The wizard Vitruvius attempts to stop him but is blinded by Business's robots. Before Business leaves with the weapon, Vitruvius prophesies a person called "The Special" will find the "Piece of Resistance", a brick capable of stopping the Kragle. Eight and a half years later, in the city of Bricksburg, construction worker Emmet Brickowski finds a woman, Wyldstyle, searching for something at his construction site after hours. When he investigates, Emmet falls into a hole and finds the Piece of Resistance. Compelled to touch it, Emmet experiences vivid visions and passes out. He awakens with the Piece of Resistance attached to his back, in the custody of Good Cop/Bad Cop, Lord Business's lieutenant.

Team Rapscallion

A polite but academically lacking young lad is shipped to a summer-long learning academy ruled by authoritarian grown-ups. Therein he encounters a covert group of mischievous children who're brewing a larger-than-life rebellion.

The Fountainhead

Individualistic and idealistic architect Howard Roark is expelled from college because his designs fail to fit with existing architectural thinking. He seems unemployable but finally lands a job with like-minded Henry Cameron, however within a few years Cameron drinks himself to death, warning Roark that the same fate awaits unless he compromises his ideals. Roark is determined to retain his artistic integrity at all costs.

Seraph

Two blue collar workers happen across a wounded creature in the woods which slowly unravels their very lives.

The Fantasticks

Neighboring widowers plot to romantically unite their son and daughter by pretending to feud and forbidding the two children to associate with each other. Their scheme works and the two youngsters fall head-over-heels in love. To end their "feud" the fathers hire a bandit and his henchmen to fake an abduction and allow the son to rout the assailants. The plan works, but the two love birds discover that requited love is much less exciting than forbidden romance and they break off their relationship. Matt, the son, resolves to see the world and receives a severe buffeting, while Luisa, the daughter, has an unhappy romance with the bandit, who steals her most precious possession, her mother's necklace.

Paper Mario and The Thousand-Year Door

While on holiday in the crime-ridden town of Rogueport, Princess Peach vanishes upon discovering a map to an extraordinary treasure. With the map in his possession, Mario embarks on a quest to rescue Peach by opening the legendary Thousand-Year Door.

Little Blessings

A Jewish middle schooler juggles a deepening voice, spiraling rumors, family drama, the attention of his crush and his impending bar mitzvah in the midst of a tumultuous holiday season.